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Bokay
Bokay

She is very sexy & hot.I done da best thing dat man can do by one hand when I saw her

luvin diz*
luvin diz*

ok jsut becuz someone hates alba

(MATTER OF FACT I DO)

dat doesnt mean der fat or ugly

atleat we dun needa CAKE out makeup

lmao
lmao

well it looks like somebody is jealous of jessica alba! lmao she is definetly the hottest woman i have EVER seen in my entire life! and she is not washed up, fat or a whore. jesus christ if someone had no ass then youd think they were skinny. hmm. fat ppls have big asses. no more alba please person, i hope you realize that you yoursef are a fat, washed up lowlife. now idk if ur a guy, but if u are then ur just pissed that you will never get anyone even half as hot as her. if ur a woman, your just jealous that you are fat and ugly and she isnt. u just want attention! so get over yourself u fuckwad

Anon
Anon

Your comments are funny as hell, but personally, I'd fuck her up the ass and skeet all over it. Maybe she'd become prettier and Vito can finally have some peace. lol. That dude is funny

Adam
Adam

LOL, @32, vito is fucking funny as hell, and NO! albatross is NOT anything to look twice at.....just another boring " im not latina and never was" unattractive fugly mean bitch with a HUGE ass, and no hips to speak of. WTF is WRONG with malkavian? lol she or he really does sound like albatross's personal slave. i hear she has alot of them.

lautr
lautr

Damn that Vito guy really hate's Alba. The comment about her wearing depends for her loose buthole really had me laughing.

Adam
Adam

is NOT!!!

hey all..i love this site so much and since you guys are talking about jessica alba i thought i'd share some funny info about her

i've known her family for years.. i went to school with two of her cousins as children and they are as white washed and stuck up as her. her female cousin that i knew was a fat cow who thinks her shit doesn't stink, and her parents sheltered her so much that at the age 16 she would get in trouble for saying the word "crap." also, i read somewhere in a magazine that george lopez approached jessica's father at some awards show and started talking to him in spanish, and jessica's father interrupted him and said "i don't speak mexican." you rfucking reatrd, its called SPANISH!!!!!lol..i have tons of funny stories about that family.. they really are a bunch of crazies.

she looks like shes hiding a dick in those gross penguin diapers

No More Alba! Please!
No More Alba! Please!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.

when will this mega-overrated chick totally disappear? there's gonna be Sin City 2 and Sin City 3, if she's not on the 3rd one we'll only have to wait until the 2nd one is released, a few months after that hopefully she will disappear, lets hope she's not featured on the 3rd one, because to see digitally enhanced images of her in revealing clothes attempting her hardest to look sexy shaking her celulite-y ass being flashed and flubbed again and again in 1 movie is enough. It's gonna get real boring if that scene keeps being repeated. Is it really the only way they can make Jessica Alba look fuckable and good looking? Haha, I see WAY hotter chicks looking WAY hotter everyday, and they don't need to be on a professional makeup artist's chair for 5 hours, they don't need to have a stylist, they don't need to be told what clothes to wear, they don't need airbrushing, photoshop and digital enhancing and they don't need a professional photographer to look 10000 times hotter than Jessica Alba does. Man is Alba pathetic. She owes her success to the movie Sin City because she was playing a whore, showing her ass and shaking it in scenes being flashed only to make viewers horny so they would go see the movie, and it took like 6 hours in the makeup chair with a team of preofessional makeup artists, professional stylists etc to be able to make her look hot, and still it wasn't too much. Other than the bare naked whorish flabby fat ass and silly dance moves intended to make people horny, she looks so ugly, so nothing special compared to the kind of REAL hotties there's outta there. She owes her success to that and still dares to claim that "she doesn't want to take sexy roles" or that "nudity is against what she is" and gets mad because an image of her appears on the cover of Playboy... LMAO!! how PATHETIC can this chick be? how come she's gonna act in Sin City 2 again if she doesn't wanna take whore roles and if nudity is against what she is? Because that's the only way for her to have people think she's hot and to have people interested in her. She's not good looking enough to be considered sexy if she doesn't take whore roles. She's no Angelina Jolie. Plus, she's BORING as hell, and as an actress, a total joke. Pathetic and fucking stupid! Disappear already mega-overrated idiot!

btw, what's up with that waist as wide as her hips and flat butt? isn't Jessica Alba an icon for desperate female fatties really?

is there still any desperate loser who would dare to say this chick is hot? during the Sin City days I understand, but nowadays, ROFLOL!

seriously, is there anyone other than desperate ugly moronic boys and female fatties who still think this chick is hot?

I never saw any hot or good looking chick, damn, any non-ugly chick say Jessica Alba was good looking or compliment her looks in any way. It's all ugly chicks who do mostly (about 85-90%), the rest are ugly desperate losers who have not seen a good looking woman or a hot chick in their lives.

And fuck, I never found Holly Madison too hot, but in her pic in the ads next to Jessica Alba's pictures, Holly looks like a fucking megahot goddess.

Larry
Larry

Something her stud-ugly boyfriend cannot do, but she needs that sexy ass stuffed full of a real man who takes her on the thrill ride of her life. Jessica's a foxy lady.

KRAZY iz ME
KRAZY iz ME

Wow....Now thats an essay i CAN read =D

No More Alba! Please!
No More Alba! Please!

She looks at least 35 and well that’s what hard drugs and anorexia will do to you.

She is amazingly FAT and looking more and more USED and UGLY with every day that passes. Not a super star look anymore.

Rather than her spend all that energy on making uneducated comments, acting and talking like she is going on 12 years old ( well, her face looks like a kindergrardner…what the fuck is wrong with you pple, pedophilies????? thought so.

going to every place in Hollywood/NYC, taking drugs, having sex with anything that moves so she can get roles in films. What she should really do is just stay home, and by home i mean the rock she crawled out from. She really just loves getting all the video & photo attention she can. Like they say any PR is good PR unless you have no talent like her.

She has the mind set of a spoiled child and I find it laughable and sad at the same time that her “talent” in this box office trash is going to be nothing more than a HUGE FLOP. The sooner she fades away the better . She had her day and she was that product of jst an annoying litle snail trail in dark angel, and MAYBE that worked , but the second she started acting like a spoiled child and had to do everything her way that is when the old bus ride ended. I can’t wait until she just goes away.

Please, please I hope she would just hurry up and release that shit she calls “acting” and paste on all those ugly cheap weaves and will get her PR company thinking that the best thing they can do is find someone else that will NOT act like a psudo-priss and hopefully kick her off her pedistal.

Then hopfully she will take her stupid ass on some phony “retirement” party that few if any will show up, she has basically, NO friends. whens the last time you saw albatross with anyone but her castrated boyfriend?? Then get the worst reviews for her wretched thespian abortion and if God is listening she will please go back to her barrio of skeeze and cockroaches.

She is a a fucking has been and she needs to find out the hard way so she will just fade away forever….

No More Alba! Please!
No More Alba! Please!

lol even better!

I've mentioned my hatred of her in a couple of previous posts, but somehow hating Jessica Alba has been a recent hobby on my part.

She's a triple threat: an ugly, mean spirited, talentless "actress" who wouldn't even have a career outside of Hollywood if people didn't think she was hot, and she's overexposed to boot.

I fail to see what's so good about her, looks or talentwise. Being hot (which she is NOT, imo) is totally irrelevant if you can't act worth shit, such is the case on her part. I've seen her horrid turns in the following films:

Idle Hands - First movie I've seen her in, and she couldn't be a more perfect example of the type of actress who would go on to become famous for anything OTHER than her non-existent talent.

Sin City - I think I hated her more in this film than anything else I've seen her in, it just makes me angry to know how much better the 'That Yellow Bastard' section would've been if someone else had been cast in the role of Nancy. She was totally incompetent, giving an overall lifeless, wooden performance, delivering her lines most of the time without a hint of emotion (like how she is with EVERY one of her roles). But it was even more cringe inducing when she tried to emote (the overly sweet innocence that she disgustingly projects, the horrible smile plastered on her face at all times, etc).

Fantastic Four - Yet another crapper, but she had horrible lines to work with so I'll cut her just a little bit of slack.

Those movies aside, I couldn't even finish the trainwreck that is Honey, and I also hated what I saw of 'Dark Angel'.

She's done what, 4 to 5 unimpressive movies and a forgettable TV series that requires her to do nothing more than be 'kickass' and she already considers herself a 'star'? Her whole diva attitude is offputting, WHAT right does she have to BE a 'diva', where's the talent to back it up and where's the star quality? I certainly don't see it in Alba. Zero talent, awful movies (except Sin City, but she was by far the worst thing about it), a lack of charisma (yeah, yeah, people like her because of her face & body, but is that really enough for someone to achieve star status?besides, theres NOTHING special about her body whatsoever), etc. There is absolutely NOTHING worthy about her.

My advice: Take acting lessons, grow the fuck up and strip away the 'holier-than-thou' attitude or you can just shove your bullshit fame, money, ugly publicity stills up your ass for all I care.

So, yeah, to summarize, I HATE Jessica Alba! Hate hate hate hate hate her. Hate her. Hate that fact she continually gets roles based solely on her looks, hate the fact she acts like a fucking prima donna when she doesn't have even have the abilities to back up her little diva attitude, hate the way she delivers her lines, hate the fact that her lack of range and emotions could STILL get her recognition from critics and audiences alike, etc. etc. etc.

There are plenty of young actresses these days with a sufficient amount of both talent and looks, namely Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, and Natalie Portman. Alba could learn a thing or two from them.

No More Alba! Please!
No More Alba! Please!

She's a bitch.

One of those women that think that their shit doesn't stink?

A head the size of a small planetoid?

What has she done?

Dick.

Not ONE starring role to speak of

AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT "SHE'S YOUNG! SHE'S NEW TO GETTING ROLES!"

What happened? She can't reapply her lipstick any quicker?

Name one, uno, f**king movie that she's been in that has had you exit the motherf**king theater saying "good job, Jessica."

DO NOT mention that she's hot.

Catherine Zeta Jones is hot. (Oscar winner)

Reese WItherspoon is hot. ( Oscar winner)

Wanna know the difference?

JESSICA ALBA CAN'T F**KING ACT!

Am I saying she gets these parts because of her looks?

How do you spell "obvious"?!

instead of growing as bitch, maybe she should growing the f**k up first.

End rant.

Good thread.

VITO
VITO

LOL YOU SAID IT KYLE. GLAD TO SEE YOUR AN INTELLEGENT PERSON WITH GOOD EYESIGHT. I THINK SLOBBA IS THE MOST PUTRID THING ON EARTH, AND NEXT COMES THAT OTHER FUGLY ONE, ROSARDIO DAWSON, I THINK SHE AND SLOBBA WERE SEPERATED AT BIRTH. BOTH ARE FUG, AND I SWEAR, PPLE, LOOK AT SLOBBAS FEET, THERE HUGE, GROSS AND LOOK LIKE MONEKY FEET, SHE COULD TYPE A LETTER ON A TYPEWRITER WITH HER TOES THERE SO FREAKISHLY LONG AND VILE. I THOUGHT SHE WAS DONE ON THIS SITE, BUT CLEARLY NOT.

SLOBBA=ONE GROSS WHORE, ONE NASTY LOOKING EXCUSE FOR A FEMALE, AND HER DIMPLY ASS IS SO UNPLEASANTLY HIDEOUS I LAUGH AT THOSE WHO THINK SHE SHITS ICE CREAM. LO-MOTHERFUCKIN-L BITCHES!

KYLE, ALEXANDRA, SNIZZLIKKER AND VICTORIA. SUCK IT SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS, SHES A WASHED OUT HAGGARD SKEEZEBOT. DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW BITCHES

KYLE
KYLE

Hah, hah, hah, hah I agree the bitch is ugly as hell she does look like a monkey.

VITO
VITO

YOU KNOW IT, YOU DO KNOW IT. THANK FUCKIN CHRIST SOMEONE SEES THE FUCKIN LIGHT. HOW ANYONE COULD EVEN CONCIEVE OF WANTING THIS USED CONDOM IS BEYOND ME. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MONKEY AND HER UPPER LIP LOOKS LIKE IT GOT STUCK IN A POOL DRAIN OR SOMETHING.

DONT LIKE MY FUCKIN OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT TWICE AND SWALLOW

you know it
you know it

LOL the body of a goddess?? Are you people her publicists or something? Sorry, but I would not say that a woman who has NO tits and no ass has the body of a goddess. LMFAO.

Reb
Reb

jessica alba and meagan good....the stuff fantasies are made of!

VITO
VITO

AND MALKAVIAN DID WHAT I THOUGHT SHE/HE ( SORRY I DONT KNOW ) WOULD SAY. MALK, ARE YOU ALBATROSS? JUST CURIOUS, I SEE YOUR POSTS ON SO MANY OTHER BOGGERS AND ALL YOU DO IS STICK UP FOR HER WHICH MAKES ME THINK 4 THINGS: 1- YOUR SLOBBA

2-SHE PAYS YOU TO STICK UP FOR HER SORRY ASS

3-YOUR JUST PLAIN OBSESSED

4-ONCE AGAIN, HOW MUCH DOES SHE PAY YOU?

LOL

FUCK IT, SLOBBA IS SO VILE I CANT WAIT TILL HER FLICK FLOPS

DONT LIKE MY OPINION ON SLOBBA? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW BITCHES

Big Papi
Big Papi

She better do a nude scene soon. What happened to the good old days when actresses always did a nude scene or two in their early flicks?

VITO
VITO

I AGREE WITH SNIZZLIKKER AND ALEXANDRA. PEAR SHAPED FATASS WITH NO HIPS, LOTSA CELULITE AND THAT ANNOYING BIRD-FACED, CONFUSED OR "IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE!" LOOK SHES ALWAYS SPORTIN. GET OVER HER, SHES AN OVRRATED CESS POLL OF IGNORANCE AND HER FEET GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.

DONT LIKE MY OPINION? FUCKIN SUCK IT AND SWALLOW.

IM WAITIN FOR MALKAVIAN TO SAY HOW WONDERFUL SLOBBA IS, BECAUSE MALKAVIAN IS HER PR/OBSESSION/SLOBBA HERSELF MAYBE. I SEE HER ON SO MANY DIF. BLOGGERS AND ALL SHE/HE DOES IS RAVE ABOUT HOW GREAT THE OLD TURD IS. FUCK IT, SUCK IT AND SWALLOW SLOBBA WORSHIPPERS

Leema
Leema

Body of a Goddess

Her beauty (face and body) are legendary..

snizzlikker
snizzlikker

damn, i remember when she used to actually be pretty. that was before she thought she had to weigh less than 90lbs to be hot. look at her in her dark angel days and look at her now. she looks like two completely different people and it's not just because she's gotten older. it's because she's got that auschwitz, nazi death camp look, like all the rest of them. how sad.

The Freak
The Freak

what do u guys mean she has a weird-shaped body??? i dont see anything wrong with it

ninja
ninja

she better watch out...mr. bubble gives urinary tract infections...

you know it
you know it

I love how she PRETENDS to have an ass.

lemonade
lemonade

Hottie McHottson. She's smokin. I see what you mean, though, girls. If you look only at the upper part of her legs, they're not well shaped. But hey, who cares? Look at the rest of her. Perfect!

Alexandra
Alexandra

Actually, I agree w/ Victoria...

This chick has a really weird-shaped lower body. She's the celeb I would least like to look like, body-wise. (I'd go w/ someone with a figure like Karolina Kurkova.)

Alba looks like she has no female genitalia at all (looks like it's just leg ___ leg), plus her thighs come out of nowhere - she's built like a dude. No hips to speak of.

david10006
david10006

yeah..its an obvious marketing trick, and i''l be damned if ain't workin'!! i'm SO there..

Rod
Rod

I'd hit it

The Freak
The Freak

u hope u had that body Victoria

Man Utd
Man Utd

She looks a beautiful latin.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

Mr Chubby's going to see it!

victoria
victoria

ew that first penguin underwear picture kind of grossed me out. her body looks oddly-shaped.

Dave
Dave

movie looks kinda funny. ill probably see it.