Bastardly Lady of the Day – Vanessa

Vanessa writes:

My Name is Vanessa

This is me :)

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Salma Hayek, I want to sleep on her Love Pillows and drool all day and all night…..she is my Dream girl….*floats off into dream land*

Do you like your boobs?

My boobs are fucken great, they are round and perky and give love when needed, they also make me smile when I am feelings sad, and when others are sad, they sneak a peak, and they also have similar feelings of happiness :)

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Never, mostly because of his wrinkled skin, and his nasty shriveled penis, I would think the old man would spend 3,000,000 to sleep with me, don’t you think….

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Never, guys really don’t talk to me much, I just get stared at…which I suppose is fun, in it’s own way. Most guys don’t have all that much to say anyway, interesting anyway, only once in my life have I met one guy who has interesting things to talk about, and its all about ass, favorite subject…MmmmMmMMmMm Assalicioussssss…..

What makes you Bastardly?

I don’t know but have you seen me, because I have, and I think thats a good enough reason :) I hope you enjoyed reading….and it made you tingle in your special place, I know it made me. Tingly all over. Thank you Bastardly :)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Your Momma
Your Momma

Would I sleep with you? Hell yes!!!

...

Then I'd piss on you.

Then I'd shit all over you.

Then I'd kick you, naked and covered in feces, out of the No-Tell Motel we were meeting in--without paying you.

lemon
lemon

She looks pretty in 1 or 2 pictures, but the rest....yikes! She looks fat in some of them, too.

missy
missy

Nice tat though.

missy
missy

The first picture was kinda promising, and I read the answers and I thought... Cocky, but if she is cute, then its okay, because she also seems kinda clever. She seems thick in a good way and has a pretty face.

Reality... greasy hair and thick in the middle.

Ali
Ali

Are you for real

boom
boom

GIRL!!! I wouldn't sleep with you for 3 million dollars (in perspective there's not much I wouldn't do).

Evil
Evil

Ugh...to put it simply, a fat horse faced retard..NEXT!

endomanc76
endomanc76

like my old nan, god bless her sould used to say "You ain't a man till you've had a bit if tan" Unfortunately this 'bit of tan' is a horror so my nan would spin in her grave if i did and i don't want that to happen. She also said once you go asian you never go caucasian but she croaked before bai ling reared her ugly mug to piss all over her chips on that one.

d83
d83

itschris:

bullshit like i said...it is sad how you can guarantee something that you have no control over...for you to be so sure, I think you can see yourself doing it to begin with and that you dont think it would be that bad taking that wrinkled, shafted penis up the ass :-)

Joslin
Joslin

She's pretty, but those answers are something else...

Wisegayisdead
Wisegayisdead

YOU LIE ABOUT THE BOOB, BITCH!! THAT'S A GRANDMA BOOB!!

harri
harri

even though it's the bastardly, girls like this make you realise how important personality actually is. her personality makes her about 10x less attractive - particularly her arrogance.

haejin
haejin

the personalities are getting worse and worse on these BLOTDS. she isn't so bad as that korean girl though, but this bitch is still a little into herself.

if you were sweet girl you might have been deemed almost cute, but sadly, you only get an honorable mention. D+ at best. the bottom pic on the first page is pretty much what did you in. you look like you need to lose about 25 pounds. on the bottom pic on the second page, you definitely look like a horseface.

best pic is probably teh bottom one on the third page because a) its in black and white b) that white belt covers most of your gut.

"Never, guys really don’t talk to me much, I just get stared at…which I suppose is fun, in it’s own way. Most guys don’t have all that much to say anyway, interesting anyway, only once in my life have I met one guy who has interesting things to talk about, and its all about ass, favorite subject…MmmmMmMMmMm Assalicioussssss….."

guys probably don't talk to you much because they're not interested. you probably get stared at because they're wondering why a girl with tits that are less than spectacular is walking around without a bra. and i've met people with down syndrome that have more interesting things to say than you do.

bitch, please. you'd have sex with a third degree burn victim if it meant you'd get even 300 dollars, let alone 3mil. don't flatter yourself; you're really not that much to look at.

Dena
Dena

Im not gonna comment on her but i have to say bastardly's...you've outdone yourselves with some of theses comments. Freakn' hilarious!

Heather
Heather

lolol these comments are toooo funny...

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

Her ass is lacking, poking it out to hide that fact its flat as a pancake.

U lost.

nowhereman
nowhereman

Hell, we'd all sleep with our grandfathers for $3,000,000; even the guys, and even if he's dead!

Jgirl
Jgirl

No neck in the second pic.

Not to mention her arm looks as big as my leg in that second pic.

I'm thinking....tranny

lil8
lil8

'jaye' for president.

Well.., come on guys answer the question..

Dumas
Dumas

EVERYONE has a price. It is silly to presume otherwise.

Dumas
Dumas

Nasty, ugly, illiterate, whore. "Nuff said.

lemonade
lemonade

With answers like this, don't expect the bastardly readers to be nice. She's way too full of herself. And another thing is she poses too much, makes her look rude and like she's trying to hard. Try being more feminine and less full of yoursel, then you'd be pretty.

itschris, not every woman would be lying, but I see why you'd think this one is

tracerv
tracerv

jaye- is the 3 mill net or gross?

sofi
sofi

shes arrogant and annoying, not ugly but not as great as she thinks shes is

Jen
Jen

Answers are bad, that's for sure, but I don't know what you guys are talking about. I think she's really pretty.

jaye
jaye

so, how many of you GUYS would sleep with an old man for $3,000,000, suck off his half-limp dick and let him give you a good pounding up the arse. Sounds to me like most of you would do it if you think the girls would. Of course you would. It's $3,000,000 right?

Paul
Paul

Uh, something tells me this chick is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Pierced tongue = whore

No leg shots, several of the photos are the same outfit, creepy eyebrow thing going on, and diva attitude. Fuck this skank! I'd grudge fuck her while I was drunk just so my friends could laugh about it in the other room. Then she'd do the walk of shame....

itschris
itschris

To INA and D83:

I can pretty much guarantee that if I put $3,000,000 in cash in front of your face, you'd sit on grandpa's lap, pull your pink little panties to the side, and ride that old geezer home.

If you say you wouldn't, you'd be lying. Please see my first post about liars.

itschris
itschris

To INA and D83:

I can pretty much guarantee that if I put $3,000,000 in cash in front of your face, you'd sit on grandpa's lapmpull your pink little panties to the side, and ride that old geezer home.

If you say you wouldn't, you'd be lying. Please see my first post about liars.

skelth
skelth

Looks like the worst version of APU`s wife...

lorin
lorin

that's a guy.

manda
manda

I dont think shes that bad as you all say... i guess you still need recovery time from 'mOnIcA'

lol

Alexandra
Alexandra

Wow, this chick looks like a DUDE!

Vanessa, the only reason you're getting "stared at" is because guys can't believe you freaking trannyish you are!

UGLY!

mylene
mylene

what. an. idiot.

LZ
LZ

Nice tits in the first picture

Rasheed
Rasheed

I give her 4 out of 10. On pic 2 she does look kinda good, but on the others I don´t really like her face.

Tom
Tom

Not bad. Has a sort of Ms. Dewey thing going on.

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

WOW!!!! Your boobs seem to have SUPER POWERS!!!! They make you happy when you are sad? They are capable of giving love when needed? HOLY SHIT, girl.. you've got the fabled superboobs....

Bob
Bob

She's very thick

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

This is just disgusting.

Mary
Mary

damn u guyz r cruel! but then again she should have known what she was in for when she applied for BLOTD.

sunnyd76
sunnyd76

This girl is very pretty. I think your letting her comments take precedence over her looks. You can't honestly say this girl is ugly. Bad hairstyles, yes. But not ugly.

And any woman that wouldn't sleep with a man for $3 mill is either a liar, unaware that $3 mill will take away the nausea of sleeping with an old man or already has $3 mill.

Bonghit
Bonghit

She looks best photo'd from the right. Jekyl & Hyde face. Meaty tongue. Probably tosses a mean salad. 4.7/10

moss
moss

Dudes, compared to the Previous BLOTD, Our Lady Monica of the Sticky Keys, this chick is refreshing, intelligent and beautiful.

of course, compared to the rest of humanity she's fat, flat and not too bright. The ass is ok but the boobies are kinda small.

I vote, 6/10

FURLY
FURLY

SHE LOOKS LIKE A CAMEL, I BET SHE SPITS AND SMELLS LIKE ONE TOO!

Xena
Xena

Duuude looks like a lady!