My Name is Vanessa
This is me
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Salma Hayek, I want to sleep on her Love Pillows and drool all day and all night…..she is my Dream girl….*floats off into dream land*
Do you like your boobs?
My boobs are fucken great, they are round and perky and give love when needed, they also make me smile when I am feelings sad, and when others are sad, they sneak a peak, and they also have similar feelings of happiness
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Never, mostly because of his wrinkled skin, and his nasty shriveled penis, I would think the old man would spend 3,000,000 to sleep with me, don’t you think….
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Never, guys really don’t talk to me much, I just get stared at…which I suppose is fun, in it’s own way. Most guys don’t have all that much to say anyway, interesting anyway, only once in my life have I met one guy who has interesting things to talk about, and its all about ass, favorite subject…MmmmMmMMmMm Assalicioussssss…..
What makes you Bastardly?
I don’t know but have you seen me, because I have, and I think thats a good enough reason I hope you enjoyed reading….and it made you tingle in your special place, I know it made me. Tingly all over. Thank you Bastardly
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