The Bastardly Morning Report by Comeback Britney Spears’s FLAT Stomach


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Flake
Flake

hahahahahaha Sullen Girl.

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

Nice job, Britney, you've flattened your stomach. If you need someone to flatten your face, hit me up.

Frost
Frost

She looks more upscale trailer park now, but still trailer park.

JoeStalin
JoeStalin

I need a member of the paparazzi to snatch the wig and bring this chick back down to earth.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Looks like sex appeal will be her number one weapon, it may not be enough though.

dj5
dj5

thats more like it! shes gonna be hot again!! WOOOO

Big Papi
Big Papi

YUCK. Even with the toned body, I still see her as a greasy skank.

fatso
fatso

who the fucks talks - or give's a rat's ass - about britney's music?

point taken, though, eduardo.

Nicks
Nicks

Too late...she's just as crazy as Jacko in my books...bleah!

Eduardo "the Freek"
Eduardo "the Freek"

For some reason I thought it was Kate Hudson with brunette hair.....Obviously not.

I really hope the music she is coming back with is ok. Janet Jackson tryed the whole

getting fit for a comeback.....and that was all they talked about.....Not the music.

Unfortunately that puts me in a position of thinking that Britney Spears might come up with good music. Not likely....and certainly not on her own. Who wants to root for a billboard?

Meander
Meander

When she's not crazy, she cleans up pretty good.