Bastardly Breaking News!! Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai Can FINALLY Have Sex!!

Oh what I'd do to marry Salman!!! God!! Aishwarya must be pregs now

I THINK THEY LOOK A BIT NERVOUS CAUSE THERE GOING TO HAVE SEX!!!! BUT SHE HAS ALREADY BEEN AROUND WITH THREE PREVIOUS GUYS TO BE EXACT! SO SHES EXPERIENCED AND HE'S THE VIRGIN. oh and yes he does have ALOT OF MONEY and comes from one of the most prestigious families in India

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ugh i hate this bastard soooooo much!!!! anyway...no one is the world can ever be worthy of that Goddess! Ash is ridiculously perfect!

KHUB BHAL;O LAGHCHEY , DUJON KA DEKAY........AMI ICHEY KOREY BANGLAY LIKHLAM.JODI KOKHONO JOYA JIR NAZARAY PORAYAMAR EI LEKHA.KARON SHOBAI KHUB MODERN R KHUB BAZEY.KISHOB LEKHACHEY.ASH R ABHI KA NIA. KHUB RAGEY GACHI AMI. I JUST LOVE THEN BOTH....SHATHI BOLTAY ODER DUJONEY PROTI BESHI KOREY AGROHO JAGEYCHEY TADER BIYAR POR.........JA JAI BOLOK TOMRA TOMADER MOTO CHALBEY.AMI DUR THAKEY DOA KORI.......TOMRA SHRAJIBON EKSHAHAY THAKBEY.................Y WL B HAPPY COUPLE IN THE WORLD.

Was Indiana Jones invited to this thing?

I'm just glad they kept it simple and low key...I think they offer that gold fountain through Fingerhut...

Who the fuck are these fucking people? And who gives a fucketty-fuck?

It's ridiculous.... You are mocking at Hindu rituals..... 'Bastradly' disgusting.

LOL #18!

@lemonade: It's not just 5 hours of listening to a priest... that's just the vows part ONLY lol.

You know if I had to sit trough a long speach on my wedding, when I got out I would be all smiles and looking at my new housband. But these two seem like they're doing everything to avoid each other and both of them look very sad.

Anyways, I'm no fan of hers' and I usually think she looks bleh. I still think she's very overrated, but even I can appreciate her here. She looks better than usual, pretty and her makeup is nicely done.

yeah junior bachan's pops is known in india as the indian al pacino... if you've ever seen his movies, his really good as a tough mafia-esque type of guy... oh yeah aishwarya and her hubby look so happy, may vishnu or krishna or whatever 200 gods they have bless them in holy unfriggin happy matrimony

LOL he's bringing back Serpico

Indian Al Pacino is Amitabh Bachchan, the groom's father. He looks even more like AP here lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album12/ashwariya-rai-03110604.jpg

That's rich, Cooper!

LMFAO

Is that Al Pacino on the far left of pic 1?

Damn, I really don´t like her nasty fuck face, bitch be fugly and she stinks.

She is really, really, ridiculously good looking.

I have never seen a bad picture of her!!

He must come from money.

Guys, you have to sit there for like 5 hours in a Hindu marriage ceremony listening to some old priest read a book of vows with you repeating them. Of course they're not smiling. They're probably tired, annoyed and bored.

Anyway, good luck to them. She must really love him because he's not exactly up to her level in terms of looks!

Wow... they sure do look happy.

i second that ^

Lucky bastard.

Who is Dishwater Rag anyway?

What does she do with the bannanas on pg 3?? hmmm....

That dude went through hell to get that chick, he's like the relentless off of 'The Fugitive.'

It's just like Christmas in April, except no deals on stereos!

Hey there, mister Hinduist!

Merry Fuckin' Christmas!

Drink eggnog and eat some beef,

And pass it to the missus..

In case you haven't noticed,

It's Jesus' birthday.

So get off your heathen Hindu ass,

And fuckin' celebrate.

roasted chix sounds OK but I'd like to do her doggie style

I bet she has a hairy bush and big brown nipples like hershey kisses

girl lying on her back, her knees bent toward her breast, feet on my chest. voila! roasted chicken

I would put her in the Three Mile Island position, followed by the Columbian Mudslide.

Francois what's the roasted chicken position?

i bet she has a nice thick hairy bush. i would to have her in a roasted chicken position.

Are they forbidden to smile during the cermony?