Juicy Wardrobe Malfunction: Mischa Barton Boob & Nipple Slip

It was bound to happen one day or another. After all, that’s what happens when you walk out of your hotel room wearing an overpriced, ripped-up towel.

W/ the nipple-damage behind us, we must consider the ramifications of such an event. Considering how Mischa’s career was already in tatters prior to this incident, I simply can’t see how this will help her make any progress.

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52 comments
arroyo
arroyo

Where's Bruce Willis when you need him?

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

love them little titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boz
Boz

Jesus Christ, what had happened to this girl?

Gag
Gag

From that angle she looks one of the Olsen anorexics and I'm quite surprised we don't see a hickey mark.

AKUMA
AKUMA

She is a sexy pot head boozhound. Just like me. ;)

jessa
jessa

ew puffy nipples

Leif
Leif

Really delicious - she is a super girl: Show us more your nipples, they are really great!!!

Candice
Candice

oh man is she a troll, outfit and all :) nice nip though!

kdjf
kdjf

she has nice nipples

Charlie
Charlie

Like that hammy puffy nipple....suits the pig that she is....

Johnny
Johnny

Who is that douchebag beside her? By the way, what suckable titties!

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

I was never a fan of hers until I saw her nipples in a post from last year and the instant that I saw her beautiful puffy nips, I fell in love. All we need now is a Mischa "sex tape" (hopefully with someone other than the old man seen with her here) so I can have have some great jerk off material and so that she will have also officially jumped the shark!

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

I agree she needs some love. Let me proffer that she also needs to run some stairs.

Larry
Larry

Mischa's so freak'n hot. In a split second, if I were the dude with her, I'd take her home, get her naked, and bang her silly. The girl just needs some love.

Pak31
Pak31

What's with the dopey look on both of their faces. The guy looks like Droopy, that old cartoon dog. She obviously knows that it is out, but doesn't seem to care. Plus nice old lady shoes.

lemonade
lemonade

Nice tits. I had no idea she had such pretty nipples with the shapeless clothes she wears. I say she's better off showing the top than the bottom. Good choice, for once. :)

Jose
Jose

I like her nipple.

The Random Dude
The Random Dude

She is an average Hollywood whore and this nip slip will only hasten the end her nosediving career. Respect to her amazing nipples.

RockHard
RockHard

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BOOBIE

that's no nipple slip, that's the WHOLE TIT

Wookinpnub
Wookinpnub

Dink hit the nail right on the head.

Dena
Dena

So much for double sided tape....

Cooper
Cooper

The yummy nipple makes up for the shapeless legs.

sniper
sniper

Yummy.. i still dislike her but if she comes up with a sextape i may have 2 reconsider..

nelo
nelo

Shes seems so sweet and innocent for a nipple slip. I expected it from Tara Reid but not from her.

RepresentsYou
RepresentsYou

Very good looking nipple. She is still plain and boring, but her geometric nipple does get me to notice her.

Dink
Dink

Neck Down

Waist Up

That's the only thing she has going for her.

Betch
Betch

oh yeah and who is this guy shes with? he looks really old and ugly

Betch
Betch

OMG! me and mischa barton have the same nipples!! haha no joke mine look exactly like hers! yes i thought i was the only one with those kind lol

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

I'd like to to thank all who made this possible, first the photographer and their strive for the money shot and the makers of that flimsy top without which the titty wouldn't have popped out, and Bastardly for presenting us with these pictures and most of all I'd like to thank Mischa's parents for concieving her and delivering her to this point in her life where we are looking at her bare nipple and last but not least, thank you Mischa for having such a beautiful nipple, I am excited to be here looking at her soft pink areola. I so nervous, I hope I didn't forget anyone, thankyou all. Thank you Mischa, I love your titty, I want to suck on it!

es
es

her nipples are a lot nicer compare to her legs.

Jimbo
Jimbo

Yummy nipples. Suckalicious.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

You know...I always thought this bitch is so over rated. Absolutely nothing special.

But I gotta admit, that's a pretty nipple. :)

ninja
ninja

her tits are as boring as she is...

Jebr
Jebr

Wow!!!

When you have such beautiful, perfect tits, why not share them with everyone so we can all enjoy.

glimmer
glimmer

i love that sex tape was a voting option !!!! :)

Jeffy
Jeffy

Beautiful tits!!! I love her nipple.

david10006
david10006

i still dig her and that sweet nip looks in need of a good hard sucking but who's the old douche with her?

Rasheed
Rasheed

And it´s so obvious that this all was carefully planned, gotta love it.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Nice nipples, but it won´t help her, she´s still fugly.