Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba gets nails done @ gavert | atelier and not a Vietnamese Nail Salon!

That’s the difference between Jessica Alba and Jennifer Love Hewitt… Jennifer Love Hewitt knows that the Vietnamese Nail Salon is the spot to go to get your manicure and pedicure.

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youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

Jessica Alba is an idiot, plain and simple.

She should be the one who got kicked and not Paris Hilton. I'm not too fond of Paris but this Alba moron is even worse than her.

She's a fucking retard, she's always saying shit attempting to make herself seem "oh so cool" and respectable, and she's just a complete stuck-up idiot. Jessica, all women knew that, you don't need to say that in a magazine like it's news or like you're special for saying it. Maybe the moron is slow and just realized it when evey other woman thinks that already, being not aware that every woman is aware of that already. Next time she may say she wipes her ass in a magazine like it's news and like she's cool, and it will be equally as interesting.

Can't stand this absolute idiot. Oh and doesn't she have a castrated boyfriend too, of at least 3 years? Yeh, the only friend she has and the only person who can stand her moron self. She has a lot of one night stands for sure, involved in a relationship of 3 years, and being engaged and oh so virginal before.

Is this chick trying to outidiot herslef with her comments? Can't stand this boring stupid moron! won't she disappear already?

And look at those pictures, she isn't even cute! She is unable of looking at least cute in a single non super photoshoped airbrushed digitally enhanced professional studio picture! The ultra overrated boobless assless stick with a waist as wide as her hips and an average face thinks she's cool... can't anyobdy tell her how much she sucks already and to please STFU? Kim Kardashian should teach her a thing or too... just walk by her side and Alba's ego will go down, exactly what she needs.

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

poor cunt huh? if thats your opinion, thats fine. DEAL WITH IT! dont hate on me just because i DONT LIKE HER!!!! read some other posts, im NOT the only one who dispises this little twerp

whatnow
whatnow

and for the love of god..find some friends you smelly piece of shit!

how do you think your comments phase jessica alba???

she doesnt know you loser!

bahaha what a try hard..loosen up a bit you POOR CUNT!

whatnow
whatnow

"youve GOT to be kidding me"

you're a hasbeen cunt!!

do us a favour and lose like maybe 20 pounds off your selfish fat pimply ass and then come back to rant about s h i t NOONE cares about??!

YA DIG FAGGOT!!

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

Whut iz so great about dis girl? she is thin as a motherfukkin rail. She don't do nothin for my big black dik. I need me some curves. And whut da fuck she runnin round like koolaid man fo in dat mess? Shit son. She ain't dat special

What a vapid, spoiled little cuntster.

I would love to see this unimpressive bitch get abducted by a bunch of dirt-poor and preferably inbred, psychotic, and grabby Appalachian hillbillies who force her to live in their world. She'd fucking cry 24 hours a day until her eventual suicide, and that would be sweet.

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

A pretentious talentless ho who is ashamed of her origins what a shame shame on her

And i agree with all of you here whene she said " im tired and sick of doing always a sexy roles and whene ppl said im pretty.. " well don't flash your flat ass on the magazines getting half naked then she is searching of that attention a hypocrite liar not new in hollywood

Physically honestly i don't know what is the big deal she is average an oridinary girl if she walks behind me on the street i will not even pay attention to her there is so many hottest womens she can't even get close to she is nothing special she looks gross to me with/without make up lol and my goodness "the return of death zombie 3" and here on that pix even with all the make up she looks like a tranny mess wtf her eyes and nose looks ugly and her body which curves is she talking about ? she has no curves a HUGE celulit-y ass a skinny boyish upper body

overrated, talentless, boring and fffuuugly!!! get the fuck over her sorry ass

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

Alba is a cruel experiment. The nature of the experiment: Take a girl who should be waiting tables at Chili's and make her think she's an enormous sex symbol. Then watch her mind crumble when everything begins to disappear.

Charlie
Charlie

Cash is out. She has a taste for the dark meat now and she ain't going back.

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

It was the idiot Alba who also one said she hates her curves and wished she was skinnier. I guess thats why she is looking closer to anorexic everyday.. Since when did it become attractive for a woman to have the body of a 12 yr old skinny boy?? Marylin Monroe by todays standards would probably be considered a fat cow, meanwhile men around the world went ga-ga over her in her day.. I celebrate that type of figure.. I was a skinny twirp in HS and hated every minute of it. I took weightlifing protein shakes to gain weight. I always thought a REAL woman was curvylicious!!

fuck you jessica, your a hasbeen CUNT!!!!!!!!!!! please die

Mercenary2000
Mercenary2000

She used to be hot. Now she's just another anorexic bitch.

GAIN SOME WEIGHT , stupid ho!

ooh
ooh

I like that color.

VITO
VITO

MORGAN, NO SHE HAS NO FRIENDS BECAUSE SHES AN INSECRE, SELF ABSORBED LITTLE SKANK WITH ZERO SELF ESTEEM, SO SHE MUST ONLY HAVE HER PETS (CASH-STRATED WARREN, HER DOGS, ETC ) AROUND....... SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT, LOL

VITO
VITO

MALK, SUCK IT, UNLESS YOUR SLOBBA LOL

NAH DONT GET NEAR ME YOUR PRETTY INANE AND SILLY. MAYBE YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO COUNCELING, SEEING YOUR SO OBSESSED WITH THE OVERRATED PILE OF TOXIC WASTE. YES YES BRING IT ON, "YR THE CRAZY ASSHOLE VITO!! BLAH BLAH, GET A LIFE, MALK, PLEASE.

Morgan
Morgan

Doesn't she have any friends? I've only ever seen her with her boyfriend, this guy and her dog.

Malkavian
Malkavian

LOL...VITO it is called counselling...look into it

VITO
VITO

LOL THATS BECAUSE SHES A CHEAPASS CUNT. NICE BOATS, I MEAN FEET SLOBBA..PLANNING TO LAND A 747 ON THEM? RASHEED YOUR THE SHIT, IM SO FUCKIN SICK OF THIS ANNOYING STENCH PILE OF A HUMAN. OH JEEZ ITS LIKE SHE GETS SKINNIER EVERY DAY AND THE ONLY THING POPPING UP ARE THE ZITS 0N HER FUGLY FACE. LOL SHE NEEDS TO LOOSE THE GLASSES, NO ONE CARES IF SHES OUT AND ABOUT.

SPANX SHOULD BE HALTED. YEA I FUCKIN SAID IT.

natra
natra

I actually like the fact that she looks so "boring" all the time. When you look that good there really isn't any need to get dolled up every time you step outside your house.

It would bother me more if she put on lots of make-up and did her hair just to go get her nails fixed..

Duke
Duke

She is a babe regardless of what she wears. However, I prefer nothing but a touch of perfume!

superpok
superpok

what the name of the kinda hose shes wearing .?

just wanna know. ty:]

greenmonitor
greenmonitor

What's up with the porsche glasses? is she trying to bring that style back?