Emmy Rossum Likes Them Nerdy, Rich & Jewish! Yummy!

We can be sure of a few things…

1. The dude is Jewish (name: Justin Siegel, see MySpace)
2. He has lots of money
3. If you’re Jewish & have lots of money, you can cuddle w/ Emmy Russum

Things that might be true…

1. He probably has a huge cock-a-doodle-doo
2. His tongue might be battery powered
3. He probably has Superman fingers
4. Emmy likes well-maintained sideburns

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