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Emmy Rossum Likes Them Nerdy, Rich & Jewish! Yummy!

We can be sure of a few things…

1. The dude is Jewish (name: Justin Siegel, see MySpace)
2. He has lots of money
3. If you’re Jewish & have lots of money, you can cuddle w/ Emmy Russum

Things that might be true…

1. He probably has a huge cock-a-doodle-doo
2. His tongue might be battery powered
3. He probably has Superman fingers
4. Emmy likes well-maintained sideburns

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45 comments
RoxyGilmour
RoxyGilmour

So she likes big noses and no chin? That's like the opposite of what I like.

PosterOne
PosterOne

Is the implication here that Emmy Rossum isn't Jewish?

I sure hope not. Because she is.

Dedricthere
Dedricthere

You guys better stop or Fugly Finkelstein He will sue you all !!!!!!

Charlie
Charlie

I don't care who this guy is banging it sucks to wake up to that mug every morning.

Emmy fucks for tracks.

john
john

von doom and empath beat me to it

she is obviously sucking her way to a record deal

what is the record industry's equivalent of the "casting couch"?

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

Obviously, this slut is jocking the douchebag for a record deal. He's an "A & R" rep, she's got a terrible Enya-sounding (Enya WTF) track on her Myspace. It makes sense. Fuck her way to a record deal to make up for the obvious lack of talent.

Please kill me now for actually visiting these morons' respective Myspace pages.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Rasheed
Rasheed

Yup, he looks like Tom fuckin Green! He really must be a rich son of a bitch!

Rasheed
Rasheed

Damn, this is one lucky dude, the bitch be kinda hot.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Absolutely disgusting.

christine
christine

Hey! I think her name is Emmy ROSSUM....won't this mess up the archiving?

modiglian
modiglian

Allison Stokke's bf looks like a douchebag... but this... guy? looks like the Queen of Douchebags

jen
jen

i think she is completely blah, and he needs a chin implant.

john
john

#25 is a Seinfeld reference Cooper

Cooper
Cooper

@25 - European, shm-european. This is America, dammit. Men don't carry purses.

samejima
samejima

this has to end up in hot chicks with douchebags! He has a man purse. WTF!

Tom
Tom

He makes Scott Storch look like Clark Gable.

Joslin
Joslin like.author.displayName 1 Like

ugh. weak jaw, no chin. He'll look like a turtle in about 5 years. And I'm blinded by his legs. I'm not even going to start on his outfit...

cadoras
cadoras

"I simply adore his fag bag…man purse..whatever"

It's European!

empath
empath

He's an A+R guy for Geffen Records, and she has a record contract with (surprise) Geffen Records. Hmmmmmmm.

Cooper
Cooper

I simply adore his fag bag...man purse..whatever

senin
senin

Very funny, John.

Garanimals, perhaps?

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

Hahaha that ugly mofo got the top prize.

Markus
Markus

My grandma could beat that guy's ass.

Irina
Irina

Wow, look at those legs.

Tragic Hero
Tragic Hero

Obviously this broad has low self-esteem if she would go out with such an inbred looking chump...

She needs to infuse her loving with the stranded dna of a real Shakespearean thug.

My dudes...wait...im buggin... i saw chump gettin a little luv from Emmy at washington square park the other day...i got jealous... i was like:

"ayo ma... im tellin u, im the real dope... im the livin breathin walkin Cuban lou... quit talkin to this in-bred Lennon-lookin chump anyways.. i can hit u off with that big babaloo if thats how u get it poppin.. just cus son got thick bi-focals dont me that he bright.. and just cus he got a mom-dad money and i got mines at jobcorp dont mean that he nice!!!"

Jew boy called the cops...I ran into the nyu physics building...

Rosco
Rosco

Emmy looks much better without -a lot- make-up and dressing casual. Very cute.

About Popeye... no comments. Ok, one: he means hope. Hope for all jerkoffs around the world. If that guy, with that face, without chin, is dating -maybe some titjob- with a movie star -wathever-, we can do it, too... Platinum credit card is essential, of course.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

hey! he went to the same college as me!!!

rock!!!!

Betch
Betch

hes rich and powerful and thats it!

MODOK
MODOK

she is cute, but irritatingly precocious and snobby

he looks like tom green's gay little brother

Katana
Katana

It's not all about looks, people. Looks may catch a person's eye, but it's the personality that really does it... seriously.

Paul
Paul

Love is blind, especially when there's a lot of money blocking the view. Btw - it's Emmy Rossum, not Russum.

chick
chick

Ray Romano lookalike?!!

Emmy is Jewish so...yeah makes sense (there are better looking jewish guys out there)

phreh
phreh

Moe, you should've had a cam for just their legs on last pic.

john
john

is he a sailor?

do i have to put something here?
do i have to put something here?

ahahaha look at his shorts. f-a-g.

and guys, center parts only work on a very small percent of you, so stop trying, you look like alfalfa. this poor guy looks like alfalfas gay rejected son.

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