Jessica Alba – Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 – #3

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youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

Alba is a cruel experiment. The nature of the experiment: Take a girl who should be waiting tables at Chili's and make her think she's an enormous sex symbol. Then watch her mind crumble when everything begins to disappear.

A pretentious talentless ho who is ashamed of her origins what a shame shame on her

And i agree with all of you here whene she said " im tired and sick of doing always a sexy roles and whene ppl said im pretty.. " well don't flash your flat ass on the magazines getting half naked then she is searching of that attention a hypocrite liar not new in hollywood

Physically honestly i don't know what is the big deal she is average an oridinary girl if she walks behind me on the street i will not even pay attention to her there is so many hotter women she can't even get close to!!!! she is nothing special she looks gross to me with/without make up lol and my goodness "the return of death zombie 3" and here on that pix even with all the make up she looks like a tranny mess wtf her eyes and nose looks ugly and her body which curves is she talking about ? she has no curves a HUGE celulite-y ass a skinny boyish upper body

overrated, boring, talentless whore

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

shes fucking a has been and has an attitude that would make mariah carey blush

shes got nothing just a spoiled boring little child. a child who is fucking autistic for gods sake

Geneviève
Geneviève

yeh ok. she's hot. but only with dark hair. blond/bits with blond =not suiting her at alll.

Charlie
Charlie

I think she is pretty. Great lips and tight body.

But she exudes no sexuality. Probably a boring fuck.

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

It was the idiot Alba who also one said she hates her curves and wished she was skinnier. I guess thats why she is looking closer to anorexic everyday.. Since when did it become attractive for a woman to have the body of a 12 yr old skinny boy?? lol with celulite to match!!!!!! lol bitch dosent have celulite, im sorry.....its called celuFAT!!!!!!!! Marylin Monroe by todays standards would probably be considered a fat cow, meanwhile men around the world went ga-ga over her in her day.. I celebrate that type of figure.. I was a skinny twirp in HS and hated every minute of it. I took weightlifing protein shakes to gain weight. I always thought a REAL woman was curvylicious!!

jessica, please go away and die.....vito, i agree wholeheartly!!!!

VITO
VITO

LOL THOSE PICS WERE AIRBRUSHED IN A WIND TUNNEL!!!

VITO
VITO

SHE NEEDS TO FUCKIN DISAPPEAR. I FUCKIN HATE THIS CUNT

Tool
Tool

Yum. Definitely in my top 5

maria
maria

youre all crazy. shes absolutely beautiful. also, what the hell do you guys know about her personality.

dd
dd

Fucking over-rated bitch. I'd be less harsh on her, but her personality makes her ugly.

VITO
VITO

LOL MARKUS, YOU FUCKIN SAID IT!!!

FUCKIN OVERRATED AND A SORRY EXCUSE FOR ANY TYPE OF EXISTANCE. HER FACE REMINDS ME OF A RETARDED BULLDOG

Phil
Phil

Could a girl get any finer than Jessica Alba? I only know 1 who's maybe a bit hotter...but it's so close I'd give them a 1a and a 1b

captain obvious
captain obvious

*snort* curves? in the GQ photoshoot it looks like her ribs are about to break through her fucking skin.

david10006
david10006

mmmm,sweetness....i'll take in as much of jessica's curves as i can because if my guess is right, the next 2 spots are probably gonna be taken by some skinny assed twig-like brazilian models.

bobo
bobo

Ale for number one!!!

Rasheed
Rasheed

Overrated and boring. I think I already know who #1 and 2 are.

Markus
Markus

If she was naked, I mean reallly naked, not some pillows covering her strategic places, I'd drool on her. But right now, NOT hot. And totally overrated. She reminds me of Flipper, so no thanks.

modiglian
modiglian

Someone remove the airbrushing and the clothes because this whore it's just boring while dressed

Hot yes, sexy? no

Next!

Modi

SOLIDGOLDFUNK
SOLIDGOLDFUNK

She's cute and all but I have seen plenty of girls who look better than her here in the US, so her face isn't a dime of dozen here either. She does look sexy in most of these pictures though. Judging from the pics she should be here, but overall I don't think she deserves this spot.

ninja
ninja

hot and boring...kinda like knitting in hell...

bobo
bobo

HOT, you can't say she's average looking

misherz
misherz

ok so YAH maybe alba is overexposed, but there's no denying that she's hot. she has a great body, beautiful skin and hair, and a cute face. anyway, all im gonna say is that i hope alessandra is #1, and that last post of adriana really ruined it for me.... she's lookin kinda fug!

jessica
jessica

I am loving the top 10. Jessica is pretty. I bet Adriana is going to be #1, she deserves it, but I cant deny Alessandra Ambrosio is my favorite one. The top 10 is just perfect, I just thought Jessica Biel should not be there.

ms vixen
ms vixen

the pic on page 4 is awesome, even if it's kinda creepy.

aren't the pics on page 8 and 9 pretty old?

yum
yum

angelina is the most beautiful woman out of all of them in my opinion... but people who call jessica alba ugly are blind... if u dont like her fine but she sure as hell is not ugly

john
john

#35 --- it's John as in John Doe

Duh
Duh

Overrated, but a big HELL NO to the Angelina/Adriana/Alessandra should be higher than comments. Have you seen the recent pics of Angelina and Adriana? Angelina looks like an anorexic coke whore and Adriana looks FUGLY. As for Alessandra, she looks like a man and has no ass. Alba is WAY better than all three.

It's All Good
It's All Good

I would not call her ugly. She does kinda look like she has a butterface sometimes, but othertimes she looks pretty. Not at all deserving of #3 considering the other chicks in the top 5 have better looking faces in my opinion overall. Still decent.

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yeah shes beautiful no doubt

if ur calling her a buttaface u probably just dont like her, for reasons other than her looks. thats pretty common

yum
yum

okay im sorry but anyone calling her average or a butterface cannot be serious... she is not average... whether you think shes gorgeous or not she is definitely a good looking girl... some girls dont do anything for me but i can still admit that theyre good looking... theres PLENTY of girls much worse looking than her and not as many better looking... so you cannot say shes average... shes better looking than most people so thats totally wrong... i guarantee when you're walking down the street half hte girls you see wont look as good as her... maybe a few but definitely not that many... her face is gorgeous i dont know what you people saying it isnt are smoking... im convinced everyone here is CRAZY... i get if you dont find her attractive but calling her ugly is ridiculous

john
john

what the fuck is with all the johns

elle
elle

Come on guys! Jessica Alba is hot.

reality
reality

The first pictures are photoshopped like mad. She does have a sexy body, but that face is usually a damn butterface.

The Post Monster
The Post Monster

I must say though the fist pictures are VERY sexy. But she should have still dropped a place down.

The Post Monster
The Post Monster

She is not ugly, but all she usually looks like is a baby face. Petra is definately a more mature beauty than her. She looks horrible in candids usually and is a terrible actress. She cannot compete with Petra on cuteness or sexiness and certainly not Lima at all.

Star
Star

Yes this should have been Petra's place, definatly :( Jessica is hot but nothing special, oh and let me guess.........#2 ADRIANA, and #1 ALESSANDRA, or the other way around, not that hard to figure out :)

mikej
mikej

hotness is the only thing going for her. Other than that, shes' a crappy actress.

John
John

She really should have been #1. There is no one hotter than her. Jessica Alba is perfection.

tori
tori

aw man petra should have been here...alba is so overrated

Adriana Lima is just perfect
Adriana Lima is just perfect

cute..BUT

She looks like most ordinary girls here in Brazil...maybe in USA she looks too different than the girls there.

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

Now that leaves two more spots for Bastardly's Hottest List... I am guessing the two spots will go to Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio (not necessarily in that order).

Alex
Alex

Top 3 should've been all 'A', IMO... 'A'ngelina, 'A'lessandra (or Ana Beatriz), and 'A'driana.

This chick is just pretty average........

Lauren
Lauren

like colourwise and stuff

Lauren
Lauren

angelina should have been top three i think. but jessica alba is beautiful. her skin is perfect!!!

lemonade
lemonade

Good! She deserves it. I didn't put her this high, but she's definitely in the top 10. She is absolutely gorgeous! I haven't seen a bad picture of her, weather it's professional or paparazzi. The no talent comments are true, but this is not a talent list, it's a hottest list.

#5 Spoonie, Hey I know cute girls who are very wild. Don't go by that, personality doesn't have to do with appearance.

TinMan
TinMan

Sorry, this chick has never done it for me. She's certainly not ugly, but I simply don't find her mega-hot.

RepresentsYou
RepresentsYou

Can't wait to see Puke-tra's army come in and bash Alba for being voted higher. While she looks great, I agree her over-exposure makes her somewhat boring. A solid #3 pick in my opinion.