Alessandra Ambrosio – Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 – #1

Was there any doubt about Alessandra Ambrosio being voted #1? Thanks to all the readers who voted; this is your list! A special shout-out to those commenters bitching that this list is generic, predicatable, and fucked up; next year at the very least you should let us know who you think are the sexiest women in the world since apparently everyone else who voted obviously don’t. Maybe if you vote for Raquel Gibson then other people will vote for her too and she’ll land somewhere on the list? As much as readers might disagree with the final list, I don’t care, the list is by the readers and for the readers who voted. Enjoy!

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Boz
Boz

Leonor Varela looks like Ale mixed with Virginie Ledoyen.

Boz
Boz

Eat your own word, Moi. Will you say that If she's standing in front of you, faggot?

Pirth034
Pirth034

She looks exaclty like a trasvesti close to my house...same manly face...same body.

Anubis
Anubis

Alessandra and Adriana need to fight for #1 in a mudfight!

Wtf
Wtf

@Maz: How Aishwarya Rai fake? She's gorgeous and real unlike most fake, plastic, ugly orange buttafaces that closet cases love.

jason
jason

I stopped trusting the bastardly

Alessandra is a boy

Josie Maran should have been number 1 or else the girl that lives next to me

last command i will ever write here

naomi
naomi

she has only got voted sexiest because shes a mad whore and got her kit off.

mischa fucking barton should have won.

tony meman
tony meman

best damned legs in the world............yummmm

Jared
Jared

Where's Olivia Wilde!? Duh! Stupid list!

hhahhahahaha
hhahhahahaha

PuHleeezzeee

u want me to post a video so u can see how they really get "sexy"??

hhahaha it AALLLL FakEEEEEEEEEE

crackasss

me*
me*

sorry but adriana didn't lie..she was about 22/23 years old when she dated Lenny Kravitz do you think she would marry so young? ( think about it before talking) and about her age..she was joking because everyone that wants to know her age can go to google and search for "Adriana Lima" and find it..it doesn't mean insecurity at all! =S

WHAT ?
WHAT ?

Are you kidding me the beauty queen class Charlize Theron 19 , Monicca Belucci14,Salma Hayek 28 .. ???? hahaha lol is that a joke ? some of these anorexic manly tiny sluts on that top 10 can't even get close to the 2/3 of their beauty and class what the hell

adriana
adriana

alessandra ambrosio is the best!!!

Maz
Maz

Ashwariya Rai at number 9?? really? jeez she's so ugly and fake! u should do a real contest for real people. she'd come number one in the most fake person alive!!

Adriana lima Fan
Adriana lima Fan

Oh please! alessandra more sexy then adriana? HAHA NEVER! she has man face, she is just to skinny, she is boring, and ale think that her its the best.. poor girl, she is NOTHING next to adriana.

Sally
Sally

Ale, you are the best! not feeling the pic on page 10 though

Earp
Earp

If she was laying in front of them, I doubt anyone would turn her down.

shedevil
shedevil

don't none of them bitches on that list desrve them spots they typical

Leema
Leema

Ale deserves her spot. Perfect list, but Aishwarya in the top 10!!!

boom
boom

@ ezebelle - touche lol

R2S
R2S

Meagan good at number 44 and Vanessa Minnillo at 65?!?!?!?1 I demand a recount! lol

not really...but I can't believe both didn't score higher..they certainly would have "scored" with me ;-)

Sexyy
Sexyy

Im Polish and Italian

jezebelle
jezebelle

It's probably her Polish genes at their worst

Jadis
Jadis

no hips, and too skiny to be no1 on the SEXIEST list

cat
cat

thats what i'm talking about! sexy ass alessandra won!

boom
boom

Man I just adore this girl! Beautiful eyes, those are Italian genes at their best. She's breathtaking.

david10006
david10006

no.83-carmen electra....no.60-lindsay lohan i'm not sure, but i think this could be a sign of the apocalypse.

steve
steve

To all you Jessica Alba lovers. If you look closely, her body proportions are roughly the same...with a more bubbly butt though. Let's face it, if you have a nice curvy bum, you can get away with about 20 flaws. Our society is ass obsessed. Boobs are a dime a dozen ( or 10 grand a pair...) so they've fallen out of favour. If you happen to have a natural C cup or higher than that's what's favoured nowadays. Kind of a silicone backlash.

Wide hips on a woman do make you look shorter and stockier. I know that some men like a nice wide load but it's not that great to look at and dressing them? fagettaboutit.

the sheep professor
the sheep professor

I can't remember cause I huff gasoline...did we do a fugliest list yet?

elle
elle

"That’s what I call overrated. Jessica Alba was my number 1."

The irony...

david10006
david10006

hey ..wow she wow! great...big shock. now, somebody get her something to eat.

LUFC
LUFC

She's ok, but that's it. Sexiest woman? No way! That's what I call overrated.

Jessica Alba was my number 1.

Shaun
Shaun

Cute and Hot!

Paul
Paul

Alessandra is the hottest girl alive. Adriana is the second one.

The list is just perfect!

jess
jess

All you UGLY dumbfucks are so sad in trying to find thing wrong with alessandra. There is no way you can say she is ugly. You try to pick things off that are wrong with her but none of them makes any sense. She has a fucking OVAL face not a horseface. OVAL FACES ARE THE IDEAL FACE SHAPE LOOK IT UP ANYWHERE. All of t he people calling her a horse face are probably fat faced ugly bitches who wish they could have a thinner face.

Oh and to post number 1, do you know what the definition of cross eyes is you uneducated cunt? You are so fucking stupid. If anything her eyes are really far apart, not CROSSED.. fucking moron.

nika
nika

De gustibus non disputandum est...

d83
d83

oh shit #83...her face looks scary in that pic....especially her eyes...it looks like she is about to stab you in the eyes haha.....she is a pretty girl...i dont know how anyone can say she is ugly

ella
ella

she does have a horse face, small eyes, no ass, basicly a long lanky body

whoreshit
whoreshit

“Everything about this chick screams “MALE” except the fact that she’s wearing female lingerie and makeup.”

"and the fact she has tits and a vagina".

"Where’s her ass?"

"She has the face of a horse and the body of a beanpole."

"her crotch is kinda weird its like there hanging between in her hideos legs"

@I second these statements,thank u...Damn,i cnt believe shes the Bastardly's Sexiest Women..HUhuhhu!! Well shes pretty alryt,but to me her beauty is common and not so stand out..basically shes overrated..

I want ADRI!!!

Schtroumph
Schtroumph

FUCK YEA.. look at her and see how amazing women are supposed to be... pffft Adrina Lima my ass.. and quit bitching IF given the chance to Bang her i bet none of you would say "NO you have a man face.. id rather Adriana." youd be down on your knees begging her pls

elle
elle

hehe yea, her crotch is kinda weird actually... it bulges out. Maybe she's hiding a little weener down there LOL?

Adriana's crotch is better:

http://www.casperchristophersen.com/lima/sexy07.jpg (enlarge it)

YES. I have to compare everything to Adriana. Even crotches. It's a compulsive thing. I can't help it! :(

bobo
bobo

I'm glad Ale won,Adriana always seemed way overated to me (the second picture on the first page is nasty, she look cross-eyed there)

p_Lo
p_Lo

Loool man all this hate... Although I wanted Adriana to win, Ale is GORGEOUS! And yes, considering the fact that this list is for 2007, Ale should win, because Adriana kinda went below the radar this year. I think people who keep saying Lima should've won were thinking of the Lima of yesteryears, not of the 2007 Adriana.

In their primes though, Adriana takes it fosho!

ididid
ididid

MAN FACE!

Her eyes are the worst part about her. An attractive woman has large, luminescent eyes. Not squinty chink eyes!

UGLY.

omega
omega

hey believe it or not these girls, ale and adri

are actually insecure, yeah I found it hard to believe. But I have seen adri in two interviews in which she was asked her age and would not tell. Also, she lied when asked if she was engaged to Lenny K a few years ago; she said "we were just friends."

So yeah they are human like us just rich and sexy :-)

Europe
Europe

well this just proves that the majority of people on this site are GAY for voting for man face/man ass Alessandro Ambrosio. He's not even that good looking for a guy