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poon
poon

Allison you're a cunt. Feminists are gross. The only reason they're like that is because they are all beefy, butch, ugly monstrous women that no men want. So they get all 'feminist'.

poon
poon

Allison you're a cunt. Feminists are gross. The only reason they're like that is because they are all beefy, butch, ugly monstrous women that no men want. So they get all 'feminist'.

Questionairre
Questionairre

Why is it that all feminists seem to look down on non-feminists? Why is it that every feminist I meet revels in putting down "small-minded" people? All she said was that if she were in Alba's place she'd prefer to make money through her beauty. Obviously you have a good point - Alba most likely wishes to be seen as something other than meat; that is no reason to begrudge Girl 7 her view on the matter.

As a side note, why do you consider it bad to oppose feminism? Many women find fulfillment in being housewives and mothers; many more consider those roles to be of utmost importance. Why is it that every woman *must* accept a feminist viewpoint?

PLEASE!
PLEASE!

^^

haha sure okayyyyyyyy budddy!

LMAO

Adam
Adam

hey all..i love this site so much and since you guys are talking about jessica alba i thought i'd share some funny info about her

i've known her family for years.. i went to school with two of her cousins as children and they are as white washed and stuck up as her. her female cousin that i knew was a fat cow who thinks her shit doesn't stink, ( like alba )and her parents sheltered her so much that at the age 16 she would get in trouble for saying the word "crap." also, i read somewhere in a magazine that george lopez approached jessica's father at some awards show and started talking to him in spanish, and jessica's father interrupted him and said "i don't speak mexican." lol.. its called SPANISH you fucking retard!!!! i guess retardedness runs in the fam... LOL

i have tons of funny stories about that family.. they really are a bunch of crazies.

Jason
Jason

nope, your not, #43

albatross is very twofaced. her mother is extremely domineering as is her mother's brother, who used to teach at the school and from what i remember, he was a real bastard to the students. he doesn't work there anymore and i heard he got fired-- but he IS a sub at public schools nearby now. his son, m, is completely devoid of any racial identity as is the rest of the alba clan. it's so funny that now i read about how jessica is so self loathing because i remember thinking that about her entire family. they want so badly to be staples in the white community around here.."

what a self loathing, anorexic little cry baby with zero self esteem. LOL, AND she enjoys "one night stands" ( hey, how do you think the fug face slut gets her roles? her TALENT??!!! LOL!!!

AND she claims shes a "serious actress"???!!!! if she HAD ANY, shed embrace her nationality, NOT diss the troops, and NOT pretend like she's like roger the alien from american dad ( 9 or 930PM sundays if your not familiar , but roger is fucking hilarious) who shits a turd of solid gold with gems in it. get over her, already!!!!

just another air head.....she makes paris herpes look like a fucking nun at this point.

OH did someone say HERPES??!! well, one thing alba has in common with paris, aside that shes fucked the entire hollywood scene, alba ALSO is of need of some valtrex.

look: lower lip, that, my friends ( and im a med student ) IS NO ordianry COLD SORE!!!!!! LOL!!

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/06/jessica-alba-ff2-premiere-05.jpg

fucking gross. wonder which script boy or intern she got it from ha ha

Frankie P
Frankie P

Jessica Alba is not A-List nor a “real artist”. alba is a toolbag

Am I the only one who doesn’t think she’s hot or beautiful? There is nothing great about her at all. Her body? VS Models have better spankable bodies.

I’m confused. I think Alba is more like f-List. So I don’t think any a-Lister would follow her out just cause SHE made a big stink about something stupid, her firing her agent because he/she reps paris hilton. Yeah, they’re complete opposites except when it comes to venereal disease. They both have the herpes “down there”.

There have been rumors about Jessica from way back about her VDs, and to be honest, there fucking TRUE!!!!! she sleeps with EVERYONE!!!! of course she does, thats how she gets her ’serious’ parts in shitty films. she got her start by blowing james cameron for dark angel ( more like dark BITCH ).

She’s quite bitchy though, so I can definitely see her doing this, firing her rep because he/she reps hilton.. What’s up with that on her head? Looks like straw, maybe shes loosing her hair due to all her anorexia…..low self esteem, and all she does is flaunt her ugly body ( skinny on top, HUGE on the bottom )and fugly face half nekkid, she needs to get her shit straight. whiny little cunt.

She’s like the everyday girls I see walking down the street, she just has the money, the stylist and the makeup artist to look better. ( not to mention a HELL of a lot of airbrushing )she can act? only thing she can act like is a terrible actress.

She was blonde for a movie.

I hate the fact that a BROWN EYED BRUNETTE who bleaches her hair and wears contacts is allowed to potray stereotypes of ‘blondeness’.

As many of you have already said Alba is a real bitch and the truth is that she is a cunt to work with. Treats everyone around her like servants. Why do all the MEAN people get to be famous and rich? I find this hard to believe, because I think Paris is a better actress than Jessica. AND more famous!!! LOLOLOLOL I can’t stand Paris, but Alba is a bitch on WHEELS, and makes paris look like a fucking ANGEL

Underneath every dumb blonde ( alba when she tries to deny her mexican nationality– thats so stupid ) is BLACK ROOTS!!!

If this is true, then Jessica did Paris a very Big Favor by making Paris even more famous! More famous than you, Alba! You’re only helping the cause. You’re b*tchiness is not getting you ahead on this one. Maybe Jessica’s publicist put this out there, cause of that movie she’s got coming out. I’ve heard that that’s how she got on Playboy’s cover..

Yeah, riiiiiight, “the cause” you alba-worshippers are pathetic. Your hero is rotting away form her VD pustules as we speak. This WILL be her last hurrah.

Frankie P
Frankie P

lol was it Malkavian she fired? ROFL, no way malkavian is her personal slave lol

Frankie P
Frankie P

MANNNN...I LIKED JESSICA ALBA UNTIL I READ THIS...FUCK HER!!!! SHE IS DA ONE THAT HAS TO WORK AND NEEDS THE AGENT NOT PARIS DUH!!..N I THINK THAT JESSICA ALBA IS JUST JEALOUS OVER PARIS ( `CUS ONE(OUT OF 5) OF PARIS' CARS COST MORE THEN HER HOUSE) lmao

lol this is regarding the fact that she fired her agent because he/she reps paris. whatever, alba needs to get over herself and get a fucking BRAIN, because once her semi average looks fade, she'll have NOTHING except a castrated boyfriend named CASH lol WHO names their kid Cash?! ROFL more like CASH-strated!!!

youve GOT to be kidding me
youve GOT to be kidding me

her feet are HUGE!

she looks like all of those other talentless, useless starlets who binge and purge. not good, jessie, bad for your body, bad for your image.

i do LOVE that caption in the cover of the mag "jessica alba(tross) wants to swap sexy for serious.....GOOD LUCK" lol

and malkavian, give it up. you sound like her personal rep, or maybe your her boyfriend, cash-strated warren sticking up for her while she cries about no one taking her seriously. well, then STOP being in movies where you get half naked!

shes such a hypocrite, especially when she tries to "deny" her latina heritage.

she needs to get over herself, and check out this link and cut and paste if you cant click right on it

http://www.mollygood.com/jessica-alba/no-bueno-jessica-20070615/

please read.....i PROMISE you you WONT be dissapointed. well, maybe malkavian will be lol

Cerber_
Cerber_

I read all the posts and i really had a good laugh.There's a lot of envy here. A lot of girls mad cuz they'll never be as near as hot like Jessica and a lot of boys that are mad that they'll never screw a woman as near as hot like Jessica.And to say that she looks like a dude is totaly gay.But by far the most amusing was the intellectual who wants to slap her for beeing "stupid".Honestly I haven't seen to many people with education or with intelligence saying that sort of things. So, you must be stupid if you wanna bitch slap somebody for being stupid. And by the way, if you would look on IMDB you would see that she's going to play in serious movies this year.And if she screwd Cameron then good for him.

nikki
nikki

ummmm, can we see a picture of Jessica Alba back when she was sexy and had hips? Seriously, I don't remember her looking any way other than skinny and curveless. Maybe my memory is shot.

Cathy
Cathy

Ugly face, soooooooooo overrated. I wonder why I dont see any of u fuckers criticizing her "long horse face" when it's pretty obvious her face is long shows you're biased against KK & Alessandra...

es
es

damn i love her soft face.

josie
josie

LMFAO

DIZ BITCH CANT GO IN SHAKESPERE

BECUZ SHAKESPERE MOVIEZ/PLAY haVE NUDITY

DUHH!

U DUMB FUCKZ

LEARN WTF UR TALKING ABOUH

n 2nd if she doesnt wanna be seen as a "sexual object"

DEN STOP FUCKING TAKING SLUTTY PICTURES and STOP FUKIN FROLICKIN AROUND DA BEACH IN A FUCKED UP 2 cm long BIKINI!

N DIZ BITCH SUCKZ AT ACTING

I DUNNO Y SHE EVEN GeTS ROLES

Honey- Only movie where she actually did something..even dat..her accent sucked..she sounded lyke K-fed.

Sin City- Dancing..2 dialogues movin on.

Fantastic Four- SUCKKKEDDDD

Into the Blue- NO part or NEED OF HER nun wah so eva..she wasnt even der..only a few scenes..n even n dat she was in a bikini HOE STFU N STOP TAKING ROLEZ LYKE DAT!..HAVE A LIL CLASS..U ATTENTION WANTING BITCH

Fantastic Four 2 - Her acting sucked.

Sin City 2- ?

BITCH WILL U STFU N STOP WHINNING NOW

n all u ppl tryna support her whinny lil ass

get a lyfe

dis hoe cant do shit

i dunno y n how she got hired

n BEAUTY?

FUCK DAT SHIt

wif layers of makeup

n air brushing

ANY1 can look good

den dese pix

she looks pretty:)

buh oh wait

PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too bad lighting makeup all addz up

to one ugly gurl lukin pretty:)

erica
erica

FACE OK

BODY PERFECT

PERSOANLITY BAD

Missy
Missy

I'll tell you Jessica Alba's beauty secret... Its airbrushing on photos, make up artist, hair stylist, professional photo shoots. She knows she's sexy and she's doing it all for the money, fame and men's fantasies, and I can only wish, that she would donate some money to charities.

Southerntech
Southerntech

Lol that headline can't be serious on the front cover of the magazine, she wants to be taken as a serious actress good luck.But I do agree with people she needs to start doing serious movies to be taken seriously.Also put some damn weight on.

bianca
bianca

if she doesnt want to be sexy then she should stop posing in bikinis. she's full of it

kirk the jerk
kirk the jerk

well this proves not everyone in hollywood is a genius. MYSTERY SOLVED!!

walker
walker

"I know I'm curvy and that I have to lose weight." Oh shut up already.

Stone
Stone

What Sullen Girl said. I was watching Dark Angel reruns (yeah, yeah) on the Sci-Fi Channel the other day, and man, she has really withered away since then. Homegirl used to have a great figure, but she's now obsessed with not being Mexican and apparently curves are too Mexican for her. No, seriously, I saw an interview where she said that.

bob dole
bob dole

@ number 4. Ummm, have you seen any of her movies? For example, Sin City or Honey. Saying she doesn’t like being seen as a sexual object is almost as ridiculous as Britney Spears saying she doesn’t like attention. If she doesn’t like being seen as a sexual object she needs to start picking other roles in movies. She isn’t forced to take any of the roles she is offered. Not saying she would get better roles because, honestly, she sucks as an actress. The only reason she is successful is because she is way hot.

fiery
fiery

I totally agree with girl 7 wtf yea shes trying to be a "serious" actress when shes been doing "sexy" roles forever and ever. Only way she can even do anything to prove her acting ability would be like what king biscuit said and go all "ugly" in a movie. Otherwise she'll just be the "hot" girl in all her movies..sigh

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

I imagine she already has enough money to live quite comfortably for the rest of her life. If she wants to show the world she can act, she needs to accept some small atypical parts in low budget indie movies. Maybe appear in some offbeat comedy in an Ugly Betty type role opposite Bill Murray. Heck, I'll even take a crack at writing a screenplay for pay that is less than scale. All Jessica has to do is call me.

b*tch slap
b*tch slap

Did she screw James Cameron to get her big "break?' I always hear that about her and that she's one of the biggest snobs around.

I heard she snubbed some troops. I guess they wanted a picture when she was in canada. There's alot of stories about her B*tchy behavior. She talks about how she slept around to see what it was like. What a dummy. Was she talking about Mark Wahlberg and Derel Jeter?

b*tch slap
b*tch slap

she's got that b*tchy, pms look on her face. Yep. That's Alba alright. It always looks like she's got a stick up her a*s, but she's all smiles in the streets when it's time to promote her crap. "I can give two shits about them." (the paparrazzi) damn hypocrite.

ya ya
ya ya

Her face is huge. damn! and She has an unusually long torso. They didn't photoshop that five head enough. hate her because she's a snob, so her b*tchiness makes her uglier. "I hope that producers will be able to can see past my hotness." " I don't know why people are obsessed with my butt." STFU!

bettiep
bettiep

she better just stick to showing off her bony ass in all those magazines and leave the acting to the professionals.

d83
d83

her face looks very ugly on the cover but when she smiles, its not bad at all

d83
d83

i wanna bitch slap her because she is so stupid

Madonno
Madonno

Girl 7 you hit it right on the head I agree with you.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

She's gorgeous but obviously mentally instable and has totally lost touch to reality.

No talent whatsoever, doing every second week a sexy photoshooting but demands to be taken seriously. WTF?!? What kind of ignorant hipocrisy is this??? Fuck her whining! Bitch, lets face it you will never be an outstanding actress. Live with it, enjoy life, make enough money until your beauty lasts and STFU for gods sake!!!!

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd do her, but it would be straight to anal.

Allison
Allison

Just because she started out taking roles like that, doesn't mean that's how she wants to be seen anymore. Yes, if she keeps taking roles like that, then I'll agree with you she's doing this for money and acting like a victim for attention... But until then, I'll side with her.

MODOK
MODOK

let's see:

Honey

Sin City

Fantastic Four

Into the Blue

Fantastic Four 2

Sin City 2

way to go after those meaty roles Jessica

she acts like she can't say no

people have seen what she can do in a movie

and it starts and ends with looking pretty

stop fucking crying about it and live with it

and nothing is keeping her from being a sex symbol and making a difference in the world

See Petra Nemcova

nothing except her incessant whining

Girl 7
Girl 7

Allison, if she didn't want to be seen as a sexual object, she'd take roles in Shakespeare movies instead of doing photoshoots in her underwear.

This no-talent-ho got where she is because she's HOT. She's a terrible actress, and yes, she did it all for the money.

What bitch goes into Hollywood thinking "I'm gonna change the world by playing a stripper in Sin City!"

If she wanted to change the world, she would have gone to college, studied politics and used her BRAIN.

king biscuit
king biscuit

She may have to go the M. Pfieffer, C. Theron route, and act well in a role in which she is almost unrecognisable, before people start taking her more seriously as an actress I reckon.

Sullen Girl
Sullen Girl

She has no hips anymore; shame.. she's so skinny.

Allison
Allison

@ number one: Some girls don't like being seen as a sexual object, no matter how attractive they may be. Maybe, unlike someone with a tiny brain like yourself, she'd rather do something with herself than make money. She probably realizes there are more important things in the world, unlike yourself. I hope you mature soon. Girls like you are holding back feminism.

Raven
Raven

She looks like a spanish dude in pic 2.

Better for her to shut the fuck up and just act hot beacuse she's not able to act anything beside of that.

Joe
Joe

Hot as always. And I'm always ready for a one night stand Jessica!

Girl 7
Girl 7

I don't understand these chicks. Why the obsession with being taken seriously?

If I were hot, I'd be happy making money cuz I'm hot. Hotness always makes more than talent anyway (when you're a woman).