Bastardly Lady of the Day – Jena

Jena writes:

Hi, I’m Jena. I’m 22 and I’m currently studying to be a dentist. I’m a big fan of the Bastardly so I figured, why not send a few pics in for all you Bastards? Hope you enjoy!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Oh boy. I think Susan Ward is one of the sexiest woman on earth. Also love Jessica Biel and that fantastic body.

Do you like your boobs?
Yes.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Um. I believe that’s what prostitution is for.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Quite a few, actually. I mostly get Nicole Ritchie and Fergie. Also Aishwarya Rai, the Olsen twins, Denise Richards, Rebecca Gayheart. To be honest, I think people just name random blondes sometimes. I don’t see any of them, except Nicole Ritchie (a little bit), but it’s just what I’ve been told! Aishwarya is gorgeous and I’d love to look like her, although she may be a bit of an over-reach, but I take it as a compliment. HOWEVER…it takes a bit more than a pickup line. I’m not demanding or high maintenance, but I’m not that easy.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m a little bit of a tomboy sometimes. I’m a nice girl, but I also have a really mischievous side to me. And that’s all I’m saying. ;)

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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Your Momma
Your Momma

Page 4, the bottom pic:

So you're a gusher, hunh?

d83
d83

oops there is only one pic on page 9 anyways heh

d83
d83

these pix are better than the revisited ones...you look pretty in these pix...and, in pg 6, your butt looks perfect. Keep the long, straight hair...dont get your hair color any lighter...hair color in the 2nd pic on page 9 is just right.

lola
lola

a perfect 10.5. i'd go lesbian for her!

mister
mister

and the ass...WOW.

mister
mister

doesnt look like shes wearing any makeup in a lot of pics, so all you who are calling her face fug think about what most chicks look like without makeup. face is gorgeous body is smokin and seems down to earth and real classy. this my friends is the kind of chick who might make me believe in marriage. dont listen to anyone who says otherwise jena, your fuckin perfect

missy
missy

The face is a bit fug, but I think you're awesome frankness makes up for that... And nice, toned body. Wear the hair straight always... good, all American girl.

lemon
lemon

Fergie? What on Earth? NO! She looks great and she definitely doesn't need any surgeries whatsoever. She's real, she seems intelligent and she's hot. What more do you want?

Triz
Triz

You look classy and intelligent! Your not just showing off your ass and your goods!!!! I think you look a little like Fergie and I give you 10/10!

whathahell
whathahell

naturally beautiful and classy.

pay attention to this girl, all you WHORES WANNABE out there.

THIS is what a beautiful, attractive young girl should look like.

no retarded pouty lips, no orange skin and no skank pose/clothes/make up.

Congratulations, Jena.

daze
daze

youtube.com/watch?v=XeRgB5JywCc&mode=related&search=

Aishwarya Rai is the most beautiful woman!

Huh
Huh

pretty, but nose is a bit big.

6.5/10 overall

hj
hj

i definitely see the nicole richie... and i see a little aishwaraya (wtf sp?) rai also. i liked your answers, they weren't too 'cutesy' and were readable, which is a definite plus.

unfortunately i dont think you're beautiful. cute, though. you look a little like a shetland terrier with a sqooshed nose, but hey. can't win 'em all.

4.5/10

Charlie
Charlie

Face is a little Fergie Fug, but looks ok is some shots.

Body is bangin girl. Fit, toned, lean with a sweet little bubble ass and nice perky titties.

I'd eat your asshole and I can tell you would return the favor. You look like the type of slut that is into that.

All in all a decent piece of chicken.

I never comment on The Bastardly
I never comment on The Bastardly

omg i never comment on this website cos its jus too cruel but u SERIOUSLY look like a white version of Aishwarya and i never thought i wud see someone who looks like her but omg im completely God smacked u lucky wench

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's good looking. She looks like she could be a little high maintenance, but until she started throwing out demands, I'd pee in her butt.

SOLIDGOLDFUNK
SOLIDGOLDFUNK

I see Nicole Ritchie in the nose. Otherwise I think you're cute. Also, in the bikini pictures you have a boyish shape, but in the pics with clothes you look really feminine and pretty.

jezebelle
jezebelle

No BLOTD can escape the requisite nose job comments

mister
mister

I know this girl. her name isn't jena it's lauren and she's not 22. or a dentist?

whoaaa
whoaaa

You guys are crazy. There's nothing wrong with her nose...it's cute actually. No wonder girls are so insecure. This one's a perfect 10. 11, maybe.

Leema
Leema

You look like a nice person.

Body: 10

Face: 6

A nose job and getting your eyebrows done will do wonders.

Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano

Oh My Goodness Madon'! She's extremely jolie, seems very driven, goal oriented and seems like a very outgoing woman. One thing that strikes me is that we get a true sense of self-confidence coming from her, as opposed the feeling of insecurity we feel coming from most (95%) BLODs.

Bottom line, She Rocks!

Lita
Lita

She resembles Amanda Seyfried.

joe
joe

wow i know this chick! works locally...dont think thats her name but im positive its her...gorgeous in person, very sweet. gets hit on like crazy but very humble, handles the drunk creeps well. and is miles above most of your leagues. all in all, best blotd ever.

condor
condor

You're taking away the fun of BLOTD! You don't belong here. NEXT!

Tweeder81
Tweeder81

homegirl is banging.....she got her shit on swerve and she need to know a nigga round da way would service that ass

Jebediah, The Amish Canuck
Jebediah, The Amish Canuck

I think is quite attractive. I'm pretty sure I'd get lose my train of thought if she walked past. Anyway, I agree with Shelby on the Aishwarya Rai, she does have that exotic look in that photo.

I am fond of the black and white one on page 8. That photo just makes her, dare I say it....attainable.

Also, love the blue eyes

Dena
Dena

I respect you because you show that you can be beautiful and intelligent at the same time.

B737
B737

Stop by....anytime!

Victor Thorn
Victor Thorn

Yep, classy and sexy. Gotta concur with the comments about her being the only lady of the day to not pose like a dumb whore. Congrats, you own.

misherz
misherz

being a chick and all, u totally seem like a girl i would be friends with. pretty, smart and seems to have a good sense of humor. cute!

zorba
zorba

Very nice, one of the best contestants ever!

witz
witz

a little bit of buttaface in some photos, but a really nice body that looks like she's healthy and doesn't starve or work herself to death to maintain it. she seems like a nice girl that doesn't have any terrible hangups, which is why i think she's gotten so many compliments. that and her slammin' bod. *ugh* did i really just write that? whatever.

Irina
Irina

Wow, this is one of the only BLOTDs that has gotten a lot of positive responses. Congrats.

TheChef
TheChef

Another cutie.

It's about god damned time.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

Face is shit, huge dog nose and I'm not feeling the body either. Not curvy enough. The only asset she's got is her hair and maybe the eyes.

That interview was super boring - with one exception:

"I mostly get Nicole Ritchie and Fergie."

Rofl two of the fugliest sluts on the planet. I guess they are right.

jaye
jaye

finally a girl who didn't take all the pictures herself. and she looks fresh and clean. nice!

cadoras
cadoras

"So cute! You’ve got a great body too. Also, I love your hair. Very shiny and healthy, especially for such long hair. You’ve also got a nice tan without looking orange, and I like some of your clothes. Your answers are nice too. You seem like a normal, nice, pretty, down to earth girl. I applaud you. :-)" - Dina (BLOTD)

You two should dyke out. I'll film it for posterity.

Alex
Alex

Her face is totally ruined by that nose - huge, ugly, shapeless nose.

The rest of her is good! Could use hips, but not bad.

christine
christine

very pretty! great body and hair, clothes, etc! glad you sent the pics in...also, great ass! that part of you may resemble biel:)

Denmark
Denmark

beautiful tan, great body, nice smile, good taste.

SF
SF

She's got a great body but I really think her nose is a bit on the large side and she overplucked her eyebrows. Kind of summing up as a classic-butta face to me (hot body, mediocre face)

*shrug* but the lack of make up and nice smile is quite a plus.

zsa
zsa

I like her style. And look at her juicy little booty on page 6! An overall A, go you.

es
es

1st pic was probably the best one. the rest, hhhm.

Madonna
Madonna

Oh yeah and you get a billion bonus points for not doing myspace poses. Excellent.

Player
Player

Cute and nice body - really A+ given the rejects that normally appear on the BLOTD. Still not sure she would get my attention. Overall nice