Alessandra Ambrosio @ VS Candy Store Launch, NYC

- Michelle Marsh And Her Weapons Of Mass Destruction [HollywoodTuna]
- Nicole Kidman Is One Of The Lucky Ones [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Who’s getting Slammed Today? [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian’s ass keeps getting bigger. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Hot in the City! Hot in the City! [The Bastardly Society]

- PARIS HILTON WAS GOING TO DIE!!!! [Dlisted]
- The most disgusting thing that Rosie O’Donnell has ever done [SOW]
- Justin Timberlake’s Tame Backstage Demands [Cele|bitchy]
- Megan Fox remains hot despite stoner tattoo [Fatback and Collards]
- Celebrity Boob Jobs Gone Wrong [CityRag]

- Vida Guerra’s Ass in DUB magazine Aug 07 [The Grumpiest]
- You guys wanted to see Serena Williams in a bikini, right? [The Blemish]
- Bikini bunny Nicky Whelan frolics in the surf of my pants [Horny Oyster]
- Video and pictures of Paris Hilton being released from jail [JordanIsYourHomeboy]

- Britney Spears is an Exemplary Role-Model for Children [DerekHail]
- Mandy Moore Does The Impossible [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Mr.jik
Mr.jik

UGLY LEGS, HORSE FACE, LONG NOSE!!..OMG WHAT A BEAUTY.....LOL

Santi
Santi

Ugly legs, long face, little eyes and big nose.....OMG beautiful.

Full of photoshop she looks hot!

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

"I want hard evidence."

Apart from the hard evidence in your gaping ass. rofl Yeah whaetver you dumb fat fuck. You are not gonna find what you are looking for at TB because this is not a swinger board for fags. One exception: maybe if you hit up GoliHOMO. He usually prefers toned, tennis trannies, post-op or pre-op, black, white, asian doesn't matter at all but I guess when lacking the "real deal" he'll be satisfied with an obese crossdresser like you too.

Supermodel? YOU? Class? Fine? YOU? Never. Lying piece of shit.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

More lame excuses from the gonorrhea and louse-ridden tranny. You never said anything about a screenshot before I mentioned it, retarded tranny, you always mentioned the printed paper. I bet everything that in fact you have never heard the term screenshot before I wrote it down. And that shows how dumb and delusional you are. Yeah I'm so afraid, I'm trembling because a mentally sick, no life having FAT housetranny is pestering the people here. You must live a lonely, sad life. You are not a woman, you are not fine, you are not smart, you are not a cross of Arcuri and Bellucci, you cannot debate about nothing apart from the newest slut attire for crossdressing faggots, you are not a penthouse owner in N.Y.C., you are just disturbed and smelly. I bet you smell so bad that's why you always have to stay at home. Home alone FAT and SMELLY in front of you pc. Yeah that pretty much sums it up. How about hitting weight watchers, save some money for that sex change surgery and just live a happy life?!?

Cathy
Cathy

Spoonie, get laid!! I know you can't find a woman even a fug one that will fuck your ugly ass even if you paid for it but I am sure there is one desperate fugly whore that suits you and your class that would do it

Cathy
Cathy

Spoonie, stop TRYING to talk big to make up for your small balls and cock. You sound like a SORE loser. lmao at the screenshot, you're fuckin dumb seriously. I want hard evidence not just a screenshot that might be lost if something happens to my pc.

I know your are shitting in your pants right now.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

Read #5 on this page and follow the link.

boom
boom

Back to the post, who is Markus Schenkenberg hes on every one of Alessandras pages now.

boom
boom

So when people fight on the internet how the fu*k do you figure out who won? I can't believe like 30 posts of that shit.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

You ever heard of a screenshot NO not a mug shot of your fugly dogface. lol

A SCREENSHOT no need for printing out shit. You filthy, rich bitches are soooooo retarded. Oh man. Hahahahahahahaha.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

"Spoonie, It’s not because you wanna spread lies here that means it’s the truth you dumb fuck."

Stop the lying you mentally ill, STD contaminated tranny.

"I have the damn page printed out where you literally said those words."

Hahahahahaha. What? You print out shit from this site? Why? Are you collecting evidence?!? Are you puttin that into a frame also? lmao What a dumb whore. This some hilarious shit. My stomach hurts.

"lmao @ the way you describe me, its sooo funny how you have the opposite image of what I am really like."

YOU ARE EITHER UGLY, FAT OR A TRANNY, THAT'S WHY YOU SO AFRAID TO POST PICS.

"Oh and once again, go to that vergara post and see WHO started whom first."

That's easy dirty maggot if you start talking shit and wicked lies I'll call you out.

"what a sore loser you are.In case your delusions are getting worst, you should read your posts and see how you are always insulting SOMEONE in every damn post. "

Oh man I'm laughing so hard right now. Please stop!!! You probably meant sour not sore. Your loosend up assholes is sore and throbbing from all those old donkey dicks.

"God get a life, for real."

Stfu twatfaced tranny, your time is up anyway back to hooking your loose ass again.

leo
leo

Super feminine eyes, full lips, perfect skin and a heart shaped face? Is that your definiton of a man face? Now THAT is sad. In magazines and skimpy underwear Adriana Lima and Ale look equally hot, but in reality Ale's much sexier and a whole lot smarter, nicer and classier. No clown faces and slutty attitude here. That's why I like her better, altough they're both attractive women.

idk
idk

i dont know why but everytime i look at her i saw her chin she got a really weird chin

Cathy
Cathy

*who started attacking whom*

Cathy
Cathy

Spoonie, It's not because you wanna spread lies here that means it's the truth you dumb fuck. I have the damn page printed out where you literally said those words.

lmao @ the way you describe me, its sooo funny how you have the opposite image of what I am really like.

Oh and once again, go to that vergara post and see WHO started whom first. what a sore loser you are. In case your delusions are getting worst, you should read your posts and see how you are always insulting SOMEONE in every damn post. God get a life, for real.

Jadis
Jadis

the knees!!!

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

"Abadrookie, or spoonie, we all know it’s you. wtf is that name anyway???????"

Why do you try to pretend that you are speaking for everybody? When at the exact same time there's nobody here that has taken your side. That seems to be another one of your severe mental illnesses.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

"Spoonie, learn how to write english u dumb fuck. The punctuation has a purpose. You sound like you don’t take a breath when you’re speaking."

You trolling, ugly cunt really have issues. Btw whatever happened to class??? You sound like a bitter, wrinkly, wasted and used up bar whore in her forties that sucks off truckers for free. Hahahaha.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

#64

You are really fucked up in the head. Oh my god this is one dangerous predator tranny. I'm really getting weak to my knees right now.

Even more lies.

1. You have programmer as a friend (since everybody knows freaks like you don't have any friends at all).

2. He can track IP's (right, without having access to logs)

3. You never said you want to send German police after me

4. I made death threats ("I will kill you etc..")

Just two questions: since when nutty fucks like you that rotten in mental homes are allowed to have access to an internet connection? Or did they just leave the door open where the computers with a broadbad connection are?

I feel sorry for you Cato/Cathy.

Cathy
Cathy

Abadrookie, or spoonie, we all know it's you. wtf is that name anyway???????

Cathy
Cathy

@69 Thank you Rasheed

Cathy
Cathy

Spoonie, learn how to write english u dumb fuck. The punctuation has a purpose. You sound like you don't take a breath when you're speaking.

Rasheed
Rasheed

LMAO @ Abadrookie, "aids infested trannies", that´s some funny stuff. But I don´t think that Cathy is a tranny, in contrary to that wanksta J-homo.

Rasheed
Rasheed

@ Cathy, like I said before, you shouldn´t get offended by this horse face stuff, I don´t really care about the shape of a face. And LOL @ Spoonie Luv and j-homo.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

How lame. You are getting more desperate by the minute you filthy, louse-ridden crossdresser. j-fag and and you would really make a good couple. But first you need to get rid of your fat, old farts that pay everything for you before you can get married with j-fag. Or is this gonna be an open relationship? You are so used up and tired from hooking your ass off all those years I'm I could park a truck in there. lol I'm surprised that a young black tranny like j-fag is hitting on you. Pathetic. You should really commit suicide and don't forget to take that maggot j-fag with you. Just a little step for you two but the world would be better off.

Cathy
Cathy

Spoonie, no one is impressed with your pseudo german. Did you ask for translation on the internet? so you're not THAT technologically illiterate after all....loool

Cathy
Cathy

@Rasheed, I know what ur saying but why don't u just say she's ugly. Calling horse faces is saying that you don't like because of her face shape when I know you loooooove Kim Kardashian with the same face shape lol

Cathy
Cathy

Spoonie, you dumb fuck, you have proved that you are clueless about technology. I dont have to be the administartor to track down ur address. One of my close friend is a programer. He got it for me and why would I sent the police? U actually act as if you don't know. I printed out the page along with all others. You have made a death threat. "I'll kill you" were the words you have used.

I know you are shitting in your pants right now, so why don't you just shut the fuck up.

I am not kissing anyone's ass unlike you. Read Rasheed's responses to me. Always polite unlike you. you could learn some fuckin manners.

j-sin
j-sin

Abadrookie needs to shut the fuck up and and put his dick in Spoonie's mouth. Fucking internet pussies!

abadrookie
abadrookie

i see cathy and j-faggot, those two aids infested trannies are still trolling this place. ban them homos.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

She looks so lovely in p8

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

#57

Germany is very diverse nowaydays (like France, UK, The Netherlands etc..). Only ignorants like Cathy/Cato can only think of Germany of the 30's and 40's. You can ignore the trash that is spouted by scum like Cato. This phony "chick" is just pathetic. Has been lying and pestering this place for about a week now.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

Oh no the biggest faggot of the Bronx is back again. You know you ain't shit without your guns. I'll shove it up your ass. I bet a faggot like you is the bitch of your neighborhood and any nigga that can't get pussy takes advantage of your unwashe ass. I bet you dropped the soap too many times in the joint. lol It's quite obvious that you are the neighborhood puss. You a weak nigga, you a joke. I make you my little bitch (but NO touchin me fagboy!) and pimp you out to all them homos on The Bastardly. You a drag, you are nothin but fat queer bag.

j-sin
j-sin

Hah. You live in Germany bitch? Ooooh i'm so scared!!! You'd get capped walking through my neighborhood. And fuck the homo Rasheed. As soon as i find where that punk bitch lives it's a fucking wrap! Talking big shit cuz you on the net, fucking faggot!

tellie
tellie

I didn't know germans came on this website. I wonder if Cathy really tracked down Spoony.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

"Spoonie, ur not fooling anyone with ur Im from Germany crap. Your mom is mexican and your dad is black and you live in the ghetto of Detroit. We can tell by your stupid rap wanna-be broken english. I tracked your IP address and its in Michigan loool

And yes Francois is right, you take this wayyy to seriously, every thread you seem to have a fight wth someone. It’s ok if you’re a fag, you getting offended like this proves that they hit a nerv.

And no one compare Rasheed to spoonie. Rasheed has taste."

Genau du dumme Fotze und deswegen kann ich auch perfekt Deutsch. Du heruntergekommene, rassistische Hurensau. Irgendwann kriege ich Dich und dann trete ich Dich zusammen, aber erst nachdem ich Dich richtig durchgenagelt habe. Du wirst nach Deinen fünfunzwanzig Orgasmen noch mehr wollen, aber danach gibt's erstmal Schläge für die Scheisse, die Du hier abziehst. Du bist im Arsch, Cathy.

Back to the "official" language of this board:

How can you track my IP address if you are not the owner of the board??? And where's the German police that you allegedly informed to "hunt" me down??? And for what exactly, for calling a fake whore that is very likely a dude that just pretends to be a woman out? You dumb, fugly tranny, you really crackin me up. And stop kissin Rasheed's ass he is not gonna fall for your lame shit.

king biscuit
king biscuit

She looks gorgeous as always. And that's a delicious complexion she has got going on there too.

Rasheed
Rasheed

LOL at Spoonie Luv, you really killed J-homo, he thinks he´s some kind of gangster, while he´s a fuckin joke, wack ass nigger. These trannies just won´t get of us dick!

Rasheed
Rasheed

@ Cathy, you´re taking this horse face thing too serious, of course you have all kind of face shapes, and as long as a bitch is cute, this is no issue. But because I don´t like Ambrosio, I´m calling her a horse face, it´s real simple.

Cathy
Cathy

I dont get it, since when was a long face or oval face considered a flaw???? what are u guys fuckin morons?? The hottest women in the world have that face shape.... its considered the perfect shape, if you guys would get out of your basement once in a while, you would know that.

oyevay
oyevay

Woooww..how is it possible tha any of you find flaws with this woman? Jokes aside..you guys are queer if you say she looks anything like a man or is "fugly". Long face?--Who cares. Shes gorgeous and gets paid millions. Dunno about you, but I'd definately move to Brasil or wherever this one wants:P

Cathy
Cathy

@1 get off crack seriously! Long face?? wtf? how is her face long? its oval you moron and that is the perfect face shape known worldwide. God, some people need help.

Spoonie, ur not fooling anyone with ur Im from Germany crap. Your mom is mexican and your dad is black and you live in the ghetto of Detroit. We can tell by your stupid rap wanna-be broken english. I tracked your IP address and its in Michigan loool

And yes Francois is right, you take this wayyy to seriously, every thread you seem to have a fight wth someone. It's ok if you're a fag, you getting offended like this proves that they hit a nerv.

And no one compare Rasheed to spoonie. Rasheed has taste.

kal-el
kal-el

No tits, no ass, looks like a piece of spaghetti with a meatball for a head!

bobo
bobo

In the first picture she looks so pretty! how does she look like a man?

Fabolous Biatch
Fabolous Biatch

She is sooooooo beautiful, so i just don't have any words to describe her beauty....... I think that she is the hottest and the most beautiful Victoria's Angel....... and yeap one of the hottest women on Earth........ I mean there are about 4 000 000 000 women and Alessandro is in the top 10.........

starrica
starrica

Yes she has an "average' face...but it's still pretty. Most women don't look like that.

lala
lala

so pretty

ella
ella

Ok I've tried to see what others see in her but I can't.

Her eyebrows are too low, she has a long pointy nose, small eyes, and a long face

There's just too much unattractive features on her face.

I'm sure she's a nice person though.

Green Arrow
Green Arrow

AA = Perfection = Mrs Arrow!

"When your in love with a beautiful woman, its hard....!"