Bastardly Breaking News!! Paris Hilton’s First Post Prison Nipple Slip! Aaaw, How Cute!!

Even though it looks pretty damn staged (i.e. personal photographer, private beach, etc, etc), we gotta give credit where credit’s due. Paris will always be the Queen of all Camera Whores!

Go Paris!

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Phil Lay-She-O
Phil Lay-She-O

Nip, nip hooray, nip.....oh who give's a fuck!!!!!!!!!

sps49
sps49

I never thought I would become blase about a nip slip. Ho hum.

18
18

15 nutjob! 16 nutjob

Mari
Mari

yeah... that fabric... looks like it belongs at top topic. and that's not good.

d83
d83

caused her to have some discipline*

d83
d83

this is her way of testing the waters to see if people still give a shit about her as much as they did before she became a jail bird. She seems to be enjoying that so called nip slip...the bitch is posing on the surfboard...this whore loves the camera so much; it is out of this world. Nope, she wont ever change but good thing that judge caused her some discipline that her parents never bothered giving.

Marty
Marty

These are new pictures, so much for the boob job, did they get repo'd like her car ?

Extract from Sydney Morning Herald 17 July "DESPITE a lack of swell and somewhat impractical swimming attire, Paris Hilton appeared to enjoy the casual surfing lesson she received from Sydney surfer and Bra Boy Koby Abberton at Malibu Beach in California.

On Sunday, Hilton lolled a short distance offshore under the tutelage of Abberton, who is visiting California.

Hilton and Abberton met in January at the Bondi Icebergs club where they judged a bikini contest for women hoping to become the "face" of a new beer.

Hilton is still revelling in her freedom, after being imprisoned on a drink-driving charge, briefly let out while wearing an electronic monitoring bracelet, and then returned to jail to serve her 22-day sentence.

Abberton has had his own brushes with the law, receiving a nine-month suspended jail sentence for perverting the course of justice after his brother Jai was acquitted of murder in 2005.

The professional big wave surfing champion is travelling in California with his partner, Tahyna Tozzi. The pair attended a party at beachfront house hired by the celebrity Lindsay Lohan on July 4."

ninja
ninja

i hope she contracted west nile virus from those mosquito bites...

TinMan
TinMan

That is one ugly swimsuit.

damnable
damnable

yeah, nice little fingerfuls her tits are.

but holy shit, did you see how big her freakin' feet are on page 6? ack.

BeJeeBus
BeJeeBus

Beak's tits are nonexisting.. And she really thinks she is the shit.. So sad. Why doesn't she get that people are "so over it"? Just disappear for the love of God, just shooooo.. Why are the paparazzi taking pictures of her still?

Jimbo
Jimbo

What tits? You mean her nipples?

jebr
jebr

I don't like paris, but I think her tits look nice.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Prison did her some good. Maybe another month of that and some rehab and she'll start looking decent. Next step, use money and talent to start contributing back to society -- offer nipple peak to people in exchange for taking guns off the street and other sh*t like that.

MisterMind
MisterMind

Yay, lets here it for chicken boobs.

Chompers
Chompers

Sure these aren't old photos? Supposedly she got implants, she doesn't look bustier here.

NYC
NYC

dumb nasty whore

hanju
hanju

Is she out of prison already? too bad..