Bastardly Lady of the Day – Caitlynn

Caitlynn writes:

Hey, my name’s Caitlynn and I’m a 20 year old server and student (Marketing major, Business minor). I spend a ton of time on moejackson.com and would love to be a B.L.O.T.D!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
God, so many come to mind, but my ultimate would have to be Scarlett Johansson. She’s just a beautiful girl, great face, figure, and all-around style…pretty fuckin close to perfection!

Do you like your boobs?
Ehh, could be bigger… (I’m definitely more of an ass-man’s girl) but they’re pretty and perky and my boyfriend loves them.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

For that kind of money, definitely! I’d just have a few shots, close my eyes, and bear it….old guys can’t keep it up that long, especially w/ a pretty, young thing like myself!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I’ve gotten Liv Tyler comparisons, which is flattering…but has it worked to get in my pants? Hell, no…you’ll have to try harder than that, boys!

What makes you Bastardly?

I’m the rare combo of smart and pretty and will liven up your parties! I like my music LOUD and my drinks strong. Sexually, I’m down for anything and will wear your ass out in bed! I love meeting people, partying, and generally just being 20 and making the most of everyday.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. Cheers!

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138 comments
likestocommentonuglybitches
likestocommentonuglybitches

wat in the fuck possesed you to post pictures such as these...?

do you HONESTLY think your hot...

how do you sleep at night....you disgust me.

i think i know the answer to all these atrosities....

shes clearly retarded.

RUTHLESS
RUTHLESS

....

are you fucking serious?

please remove these pictures the suicide rate is sure to rise.

Your Momma
Your Momma

#116.

I'm speechless after the eloquence of Papi. I'm not sure I could have actually said it better, and I'm actually in awe of the way he worded his post. Poetry, Papi.

Except I might pinch a loaf in the clothes hamper instead of pissing in it.

Let's face it, in that shithole you call an apartment, you won't smell the difference for a few weeks.

GrandGuy
GrandGuy

She's right that her ass is her best feature, but that's not saying a lot. It was good to see her out of the fishnets to know there's nothing wrong with her legs that another foot or so of length wouldn't help. Not one of the better Bastardly Ladies.

Josh B.
Josh B.

HAHAHAHA, I agree with all of these posts but number 109, did you take a look at these heinous pictures, my god, I have low standards, but nothing even close to fucking this piece of white trash.

And yeah, clean your damned apartment.

the kitten
the kitten

ahh mutant! i hope your boss comes across these someday...

Cara
Cara

nothing I can say that hasn't already been said...

#116 - hilarious!!! Mr. Roper.....hahahaha!!!

Frost
Frost

I think I just caught something from her pictures.

Through my screen.

I feel dirty. Must shower.

kandy
kandy

Butterface.

I'm sorry, but...generally you should put make-up on before you post your face on the internets. Other than that, you have a nicer body than a good deal of average camwhores.

jardley
jardley

10 bucks says # 8 is the girl. i wanna vomit all over that face.

Max
Max

i meant because the goodlookin chick were NOT interested that night.

that would be the only reason any man, me included, would take you

home. and then kick your ass out of bed before sunrise, and give you an old

cell phone number that has been disconnected.

Max
Max

sure most guys like me will fuck her and lie to her and tell her she looks good so we can get laid, we men are all pigs, i wont deny it. But fuck no would we ever call her again, unless it is for a booty call just to get our rocks off cause all the good looking chicks were interested that night.

And make sure it is @ night time so we dont have to look at that heinous face and fat ass.

she is not "taking home to mom" material that is for sure.

DocEDC
DocEDC

Well, you're kinda right, but for all the wrong reasons. I'm not exactly old enough to be your grandpa, but certainly old enough to be your pop, and I wouldn't last very long with you, especially if you turned around while I was trying to do you from behind- instant flacid penis. Even if I buried your head in the pillow, I could probaly last a little while- certainly however long it took to play out my last really hot lay... but as soon as that was done, I'd be done. Does it count as short if the guy doesn't cum because you're ugly?

No one is that good at daydreaming/zoning out/faking it... Five hits of E, a gram of good heroin and a half bottle of jameson *might* get me to jerk off on your back, but again, only if you never turned around.

red
red

OMG.

Joe
Joe

How many drinks does it take to look in the mirror?

Dina (BLOTD)
Dina (BLOTD)

Thank you Justin, Denmark, Stephan, and Dena (bless you too!). Bitches like this rub me the wrong way, in case you couldn't tell already. Haha.

SF
SF

you don't have an ass, boobs, face, or personality.

you're breaking my heart and ruining my eyes.

SomeDewd
SomeDewd

This chick is so ugly I have to double post, DAAAAYYYUUM!

NYC
NYC

You have the ugliest face I have ever seen. Jesus Christ.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Papi you have not typed that much in the 3 years you've been posting , I think you have a little thing for this girl. OR just a little thing.

Big Papi
Big Papi

WHOA. where do i start:

1. nasty complexion. need some clearasil and/or foundation

2. baked potato nose. the nose stud makes you look even trashier and draws even more attention to that fucked up beak of yours

3. your ass is so so. nothing great, but it'll do. it's probably all you have going for you. you better go with it and do some stairclimber to preserve it, before that goes to shit as well.

4. smoking. i smoke as well, but it's not glamorous to advertise. nasty

5. clean that nasty apartment before i send mr. roper down there to evict you. i bet it smells like a litter box in there.

6. not liking the hair. the color, style, none of it. go to the local gay boy hairdresser and let him have carte blanche on that borderline fem-mullet of yours.

You're the type of skank that I look for when I had a shitty day at work, it's closing time, and I just polished a fifth of bourbon and I'm going to a bar on the outskirts of town looking for some easy strange. then you get the face down ass up treatment, grudge fucked proper and I sneak out when you pass out...home by 3am. I'll probably piss in your clothes hamper just for GP. if you think guys will buy you drinks all night, guess again. if they ever did, it's probably because of your girlfriends sitting around you.

germ
germ

whats the word im looking for... oh yea DISGUSTING

Markus
Markus

My dick just died...

e
e

hahaha "white trash chick good for toilet sex"

Jgirl
Jgirl

Holy shit.

I seriously fell asleep yesterday and had a nightmare about this greasy bitch. Thanks alot bastards...

e
e

wow, she is GROSS

murpy
murpy

Caitlynn (why the hell ya all have this un-christian belzebù names?), you could have a nice face - except for the huge nose and the greasy skin. You asssss - here we come - is not that great, it's barely considerable for a one-shot-drunk-bang: I'm curious to see a pict of your boyfriend, how many eyes he gets? 1, 3 or what? So, summing up, you're a white trash chick good for toilet sex at wild party.

Jesse
Jesse

Jeez, what is wrong with most of you people? Do you get off on trying to make other people feel small. Yeah, so she posted her photos and opens herself for criticism, fair enough. But do you all feel "big" sat there behind your computers calling this girl a fugly slut? In my opinion, she's just an average-looking girl and like Victor said, with the 3-inch makeup, flattering lighting and expensive designer dress, she'd look much the same as the rest. Why are you all so aggressive? I'm all for taking the piss out of something/someone and having a laugh but do you really think calling someone an ugly slut and laughing at them is anything other than pathetic, bitter and completely fucking cowardly? Because it really isn't. And as for saying she's fat... please! She's not even chubby. She's not boney, she's just an average size and I bet you all the money in the world that if you thought she was incredibly nice and stunningly beautiful, you'd say she had the hottest body you'd seen in ages.

Dena
Dena

Dina you are a champion! You took my thoughts and summed it up into text. Bless you girl!

fuckthesuperficial
fuckthesuperficial

You guys should take this down, it could scar this girl for life, I am willing to bet she highly regrets doing this now, if she did it that is.

saintdevil
saintdevil

Priceless.

Or do I mean "extremely cheap"?

screwyou
screwyou

What impresses me is that she doesn't have any zits on her ass yet. -ScrewYou!

Jihad
Jihad

Oh shit, page one, coke nose. hah!

grossgrossgross

nodokman
nodokman

damn so ugly even i wouldnt hit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am not that bad but not known for having the highest standards :)

Stephan
Stephan

Way to go Dina... that slut has no words to describe her fugliness...

liac
liac

this is fake right?

taggart
taggart

Wow, some of these comments are really harsh! I don't think she deserves some of this bashing. But then again she did put herself out there looking like that... I guess it is only fair.

Matt
Matt

I think my dick just hid up inside my body. It's scared.

Victor Thorn
Victor Thorn

Looks like your every day girl to me, with some good make up she'd look just like all the other trashy celebrities that are plastered all over this site... Whether thats a good or bad thing or not I have no idea.

All that aside, Why would you post your shit like this on the internet? You have low self esteem? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Big mistake.

Find a nice guy who will love you for you, and quit trying to be some e-whore wanna be.

oko
oko

godddddddddddddd I'm hoping her ex posted these or something........cuz there should be no problem for a "pretty young thing" like you to find a job after your future employer sees your ass all over the net.

Roxy
Roxy

Oh wait: making the most of everyday. Fucktard!

Roxy
Roxy

Fucking stupid: since when is smoking cigarettes and partying and drinking the definition of"living life to the fullest" or whatever! And your face is ugly!

lulu
lulu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AN OLD MAN, THE AGE OF YOUR GRANPA WOULDNT EVEN SLEEP W/YOU IF SOMEONE PAID HIM $3!!!!

lulu
lulu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AN OLD MAN, THE AGE OF YOUR GRANPA WOULDNT EVEN SLEEP W/YOU IF SOMEONE PAID HIM $3!!!!

nodokman
nodokman

tihs whore is so damn ugly

body looks like it belongs to a midget or smething

give me some Petra or something!!!!!!!!

my eyes!!!!!!!!!

Willa
Willa

She's one of those girls who opens her legs for anyone and acts and looks like an easy slut so no guys have complained to her. She thinks she's pretty because guys will tell her she's "hot" and sleep with her on the notion that she is just an easy cheap fuck. Someone needs to just flat out tell this bitch the truth. She's DEAD FUCKING UGLY. She's got a butt like mine... Which is just straight out not a good things AT ALL.