Red Corner Hotties: Does Jaslene Deserve a Complex Feature?

Since you guys are trained experts in the sacred Bastardly Art of Hottie Inspection, we’ve decided to help choose one lucky hottie out of sixteen, who will go on to win a feature in an upcoming issue of Complex Magazine.

Here’s how it works…The sixteen tasties are divided into two juicy corners: The Red Corner & The White Corner (I wouldn’t mind spending a little time in either one, mind you). Regardless, your job is quite simply to perform a full bodily inspection & head on over to Complex to give your Bastardly Rating (it’s out of 5 stars).

Our second contestant is Jaslene from Chicago, IL. Please don’t forget to give your rating!!

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Nisi
Nisi

whats with the word "tranny"?

what does that mean anyway??

whatever it is its not her...

she deserves the ANTM title.

Evil
Evil

GODDAMN it this cunt is FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG cut her fucking face off, and slap tyra's on or something for fucks sake. Fuckin URGH!

kandy
kandy

All she has going for her is the legs.

But she's waaay too skinny for her height. She looks like fucking Mowgli from the Jungle Book.

mamacita
mamacita

shes from americas next top model, her ass looks gross though

limalove
limalove

ugly fucker. i was so pissed when she won that show. tyra's an idiot.

Goliano
Goliano

Spoonie Luv says, "One of the fugliest, she-male look-a-like models I have ever seen."

And I'm sure you've seen a'plenty.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

eww disgusting a butt chinned tranny.

random
random

they forgot to airbrush her. =/

The Devil
The Devil

*In Southern Hank Hill voice*

Damn, that hoe's got Diminished Glutes Syndrome.

Mari
Mari

she's gonna break in half.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

One of the fugliest, she-male look-a-like models I have ever seen. That jaw and this skeletor figure are just repulsive.

Paul
Paul

o m g ! She probably hasn't eaten solid food in at least 6 years; most likely on a strict high protein liquid diet.

FSM
FSM

She has NO tits, NO ass, NO hips and her legs are crooked...That's not a WOMAN!!!

SmackyD
SmackyD

if you go to the site, they are all horrible, I didn't give anyone higher than 2 stars

missy
missy

I'm one of the few people who's (normal-sized) but doesn't find rail-model thin neccessarily ugly...

But she's gross. How does she have stretch marks and be that thin?

She's pretty... to have been born a Mexican boy. I say the operation was a success.

PLUS.. she annoyed the SH!T out of me on ANTM... All the pretty ones went early.

BeJeeBus
BeJeeBus

Oh and I am protesting voting until you enable negative voting!! Do it bastards!

BeJeeBus
BeJeeBus

She's the fucking natiest chick I have seen in a long time, and I'm not even a hater. She will freak in two if the wind picks up! She looks like she is addicted to coke, painkillers and the occasional bottle of vodka.

Lolita
Lolita

She needs photoshop..ahah.

Dina (BLOTD)
Dina (BLOTD)

She looks like a dirtier, less attractive, slightly less feminine version of the transexual who does my hair. I do think my hairstylist is good looking, especially for being a pre-op transexual, though.

azz
azz

americas next top fugly

pedro_sanchez
pedro_sanchez

her face is OK... the body IS DISGUSTING, NASTY, SKINNY!!!!! ewwwww

Sparks
Sparks

The sad thing is recently, she has gotten even skinnier.

Rasheed
Rasheed

I need better pics, she looks a bit tranniesh on some, but on others she does look female.

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

I tried Moe.....But you can't give negative stars? *Give wierd crying Mario Cantone face*

I kid you there....But seriously...They are all kind of fugly and hipless. There is that one chick that looks like Nicole from PCD though.

This one is scary though. She looks like she's been stretched by Willy Wonka!

Moelicious
Moelicious

make sure you bastards vote bc the last thing we want is for an ugly girl to win this thing.

eeeek!!
eeeek!!

I love razor thin women, but this chick is all wrong. Super thin and bowlegged is a bad combination. Her thinness makes her face look manly.

Pak31
Pak31

Ewwww, she's in the top 16?? In her dreams......

Stephanie
Stephanie

this girl is such a ghetto bitch from america's next top model. she's not completely ugly though

jaye
jaye

too fucking skinny!

reba
reba

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TRANNY ALERT!!!!!!! GO BACK TO SANTA MONICA BLVD. CALIFORNIA.