And the Wiki says…
View All Photos ›Alana de la Garza (born June 18, 1976) is an American actress. She was born in Columbus, Ohio to a Mexican-American father and an Irish-American mother. She was raised in El Paso, Texas.
She won the “Miss Photogenic” title in the Miss El Paso Teen USA local beauty pageant. She then became a special-needs teacher and enrolled at The University of Texas, studying physical therapy and social work. Upon graduating, she landed some small roles while living in Orlando, Florida, and soon moved to New York City. She obtained the role of Rosa Santos on the soap opera, All My Children, guest-starring roles in JAG, Charmed, Two and a Half Men, and Las Vegas. She starred as Maria in the short-lived television series The Mountain, in which she received high marks for her acting. [Wiki]
i'd pee in her butt
looks kind of asain
yeah, there's something "off" about her face. it's too hard looking, cold looking...kinda freaky. she's beautiful by measurable aesthetic standards but i don't find her attractive. it's so weird to see someone like her who clearly fits the bill but fails to translate...
so cold looking.
She studied landscaping at the University of Texas.
Why do you guys keep posting these captions as if she couldn´t speak English properly? She probably speaks English better than you, Moe.
And#2. You wish you looked like that kind of cleaning lady. Oh wait, maybe your future husband will find one (at least I hope that). You will be the fat white cow eating cakes and watching Oprah while your hubby/boyfriend/whatever is banging her.
She was hot until she showed her teeth--then it was like a battle of epic proportions.
she looks like a "Marcia Cruz" Aka. latina-Marcia Cross...
she is so pretty, how can you say she is not,
She looks REALLY good on the show... not so much in these pictures.
Very nice and surprisingly fresh for a 30yo.
Squared jaw, looks like Beak Hilton in brunette version.
Cute.. dress could be 2 inches shorter, and her foundation is too fair for her skintone... but otherwise, I approve!
she is hot but something about her looks "off"
If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay. Heh
works for me, very pretty
What are you all talking about?!! She's amazingly hot. If she walked past you in the street, you'd stop what you were doing and stare. She's nearly perfect.
I did some research and she´s not that bad. Face looks OK.
Looks fabulous for a 31 year old woman.
Pass.
ouch.
She looks like a cleaning lady trying to dress up.
I don't know, she doesn't have a very good posture. She is kind of strange looking, in and around the eyes. Her face is too pale, since she has the hispanic features a darker skin color may look better on her.