Lindsay Lohan is a Bikini Prostitute!

First of all, which annoying celeb started the whole “I’m going to buy a hi-end camera of my own & take photos of the paparazzi as they snap photos of me” trend?

Besides that, I’m telling you guys, this chick is one of the most overrated pieces of freckled meat out there. It’s kind of sad how much attention is given to her…

With that said, I can assure you these bikini photos are about 300x hotter than that mug shot photo which is on every other site (including this one).

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32 comments
roger
roger

omg this chick yesto be so fuckin hot get better lohan

jb
jb

Personally, I think she's hot.

29
29

28 says the stinkiest and tranniesh n u t j o b!

Pak31
Pak31

Ew, she gives me the heeby geebies. She is just so nasty and she thinks she is so great. She has such a boyish body and dresses like a sleeze. She looks like a smaller version of her mom.

d83
d83

what the fuck is up with that ass? it is disgusting...all droopy and and..i cant even find a word...she is just a joke...so sad...so many things to make fun of but i dont feel like it because i cant seem to put them into words.

Big Papi
Big Papi

fuck her and her ambulance chasing mother. i hope they both rot

Glamour Diva
Glamour Diva

GOD! I WANT THOSE SHOES! Oh and I love L2 no matter what anyone says! I blame horrible parenting. Can you say Macaulay Culkin?

Smooches,

Ms. GD

Chompers
Chompers

WTF...her ass folds over...Atleast shes eating and back to her Mean Girls size.

Capt. Obvious
Capt. Obvious

The arrow pointing @ her shoes looks like a dick.

booty
booty

Does anyone else notice that she can barely hold the camera? Her back is arched so much in the last photo, like she is holding some gigantic weight.

NoyceQ
NoyceQ

think I saw on the news the other day she was found with posessin cocaine...

Old news? maybe.

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

Those shoes suit her very well.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

Well, she still looks like garbage. Useless druggy with std's.

junglegirl
junglegirl

she looks like she sheds, freckles are ugly and so are her flappy ass cheeks

Frickster
Frickster

SuperSkank - what is with those meaty thighs? All she eats is cocaine and vodka, so it must be genetic. I'm sure it will get better with age - not!

RamblinMan
RamblinMan

Parents? She wrote her own disaster movie. Now she has to star in it. Too much psycho-babel and not enough responsibility taking - it's killing kids today. My mommy didn't hug me enough, or my daddy hugged me too much! All bs.

BeJeeBus
BeJeeBus

Agreed Johnny Bravo. I totally back that theory up. That said, I have always been inclined to like her, I don't know why. But she is like Brit Brit to me. I know how messed up and spoiled and retarded they are, yet I always manage to come up with excuses for their fucked up behavior.

Goliano
Goliano

Nice ass profiles on page 1, but she needs to tighten it up.

Toro
Toro

HER ASS IS FALLING!!! watch out STD everywhere!! .....she's just nasty!!! pour little girl she use to be kind of cute....a long long long long time ago...

Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo

She was probably molested or abused as a child. You only see behavior like that from girls that had things like that happen to them. They strive for attention because they just want to be noticed and have someone like them, even if it's only for sex, like most sluts.

lemon
lemon

What the hell is wrong with her ass? It looks so weird, especially compared to her other pics. And that tummy! Holly shit...how much does she drink to have a bear tummy at this age? Nasty. She used to be a cute child and a pretty woman, I have to say I didn't see this coming. Sad. And stupid.

Sack
Sack

who tells this chick that blonde looks better redhead??

Dat_doOd
Dat_doOd

lol, dat has got to be the most pathetic lookin ass i've ever seen. Maxim's #1 eh?

Nicks
Nicks

Hmmm where to start.

If you are that rich take a cab...or better yet a limo. This way you won't get arrested for your 3rd dui..

You have issues...get a shrink

Did you guys hear she actually bet her friends that she will sleep with Beckham before December?!!!?? What an idiot..

Jared Jeffrey
Jared Jeffrey

She is a loser. Her parents really did a great job raising an alcoholic, drug taking, out of control unattractive piece of crap. I wouldn't let her parents smell my shit. Somehow, they would fuck that up too....

pstroyer
pstroyer

can't believe she placed 1st on Maxim 100

RARELYGETSLAID
RARELYGETSLAID

What a stunning fall from a plump young hottie to a coked-out party whore. Thanks mom, you've been a great influence...