Adriana Lima vs Alessandra Ambrosio – Bastardly Sexy Bikini Matchup

Thanks to pstroyer for the idea behind this post! You rock, dude!

And now, it’s time for another useless Bastardly Poll. There’s no threesome choice, so please think before voting!!

View All Photos ›

152 comments
d55
d55

"David"

You're NOT a guy; you're a chick.

"As a real man, I prefer REAL women with beautiful bodies like Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, etc."

lol @ your typing real in caps. I am pretty sure anyone born with a vagina is a real woman.

chanelle
chanelle

Adriana is simply a beautiful stunning girl 10/10 every day all day long

EmJee
EmJee

Haha, Bastardly totally tried to fix the poll with a ton of magazine quality images of Alessandra and only shitty candids of Adriana, yet Adriana still won the count by a margin of more than two to one!! Clearly, Bastardly readers have much better taste! :)

Michael Scarlett
Michael Scarlett

I love how the host is showing washed out photos of AL standing around on a beach in the same bikinis but then AA is in mulitple glossed over photos. Yeah, that's fair. But funny thing, Adriana still looks better. Ha.

jim bob
jim bob

this is bulll shti adriana has a perfect pic and allesandra's looks awful wtf and it dont show alessandra's ass ALESSANDRA KICKS ASS

OMSCCCUA
OMSCCCUA

ewww ADRIANA IS WAY HOTTER. ALE LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Liz
Liz

clearly adriana is so sexy. she looks at you and its sexy. can't compete with adriana.

Joyner
Joyner

Not a fair combination of pictures...Lima's posing while Ale is in a midwalk. Nevertheless, Lima looks better.

Andromeda
Andromeda

In these pictures neither has a particularly nice body. But guess what? Most models/celebrities only have fantastic bodies on pictures that have been photoshopped. Not even on the catwalk are their bodies 100% natural, they're all prepped up with make-up and other tricks of the business. Having said that I don't think either of them is skinny and Shari (no 142) sure is right about Adriana. I don't understand how anybody can think Adriana's legs are too long either, they seem perfectly normal to me. And her low eyebrows are just fantastic, so sexy and mysterious.

Greg
Greg

I can totally understand why they are so bloody thin. Smoking and coke is actually a healthy diet. That was what I had when i was running around in those crazy insanic shows. You don't even have time to think of eating. Locations and Locations are the only thing you have in mind plus the long wait for makeup and hair. Thinking about that makes you sick already! So cheers to both Smoke and Coke. Alessandra rules over Adri, her size allows her to be more flexible in most pictures. As we can see most of Alessandra Pictures are of her in chairs in bed in everywhere but adri's overall pictures seems to be pretty much the same. Standing of most. That in a professional perspective is not flexible enough for many jobs. Sometimes being in lingerie is not just being a sexy body can't kill much if they are just standing still but being movable if not refer to manequins and that applies to all of the girls. And being movable is about being comfortable with oneself. What is the best to the real bodies of both girls just watch the videos. At such a frames per second everything is the real stuff. CS can do everything in pictures only because its one frame nobody will have time to DI the blood bodies of all of this girls in news time videos man. Thats totally insane! Think about it.

Shari
Shari

Woah!! Page 3, Alessandra... good god that just looks nasty, her knees are somehow frikken HUGE and her body just looks so.. deformed, her torso is way too long and her legs are wicked short, it's just weird - And page 10!!! ACK! WHAT is that hideous swimsuit flattening her boobs?!

Adriana clearly has the better body (though she's been bulking up lately - not fat, just too muscular). You should have posted some of her from the catalogues and fashion shows like you did for Alessandra!

p.s. The ppl trying to say that Adriana is a "stick figure" .... what kind of crack are you on, if she was any bigger, she'd be disgusting like Beyonce with a cellulite ass.

idk
idk

Unquestionly Adriana wins shes the sexiest

omega
omega

ale might have had her ears and teeth done(I not sure about the eyes thing)

but adri had her boobs and lips done.

Look at the pic pstoyer post of adri in 2000 VSFS show

Look at adri lips now. Today her top lip is slightly smaller

and even the shape of her lips has changed.

Ale admitted her surgeries, adri doesn't; she says she's "real"

omega
omega

ok pstroyer

here's the thing about adri

she is naturally a big A or small B (look at the pic you posted of Ale and adri in 2000 VSFS show). So when she got her boobs done she became a big B or small C. She is listed by her modelling agency as a B cup. So when adri lost a lot of weight she lost what parts of her breast are real leaving the size of her boobs about the size of the implant making her boobs smaller and appear real. Hey when losing weight, women also lose breast sizes.

noone
noone

hey big whore d83 fuck yourself nutjob! "noone" gives a shit!

Adri is just perfect
Adri is just perfect

Adriana Lima's body is SO MUCH BETTER!!!

Allessandra is too skinny and have a man face!!!

Adri is the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest

d83
d83

LOL i am not angry...I just get annoyed when people start shit when all you do is give your own opinion...and when you respond back, they are all like huh, what did I say? Plus, I was laughing. Anyways, I am glad we are clear about each other.

starrica
starrica

Is it really THAT serious? No, it's not. I wasn't trying to start anything.

D83- you just sound so angry....That isn't normal.

boom
boom

Page 5 has me sold, goddamn lol that's just teasing all the red blooded males on this site. Sorry Ale, Lima takes this one!

boom
boom

Adriana is looking pretty damn amazing here. In her younger pictures she had this unique almost surreal beauty but I never found her as attractive as I do now --for me the weight gain just makes her 10x sexier...she looks incredible.

Gman
Gman

Damn. A lot of people on here like fat chicks I guess.

Eve
Eve

Adriana´s body is slightly better looking than Alessandra´s. But that´s not exactly a compliment. I agree with anyone who says Alessandra has a teenage boy´s figure.

d83
d83

i am so excited...a new person that is starting shit with me LOL...this should be fun...*giggles* LOL

d83
d83

Hit a nerve? No. I was just stating the facts. As you already confirmed by posting the Halle Berry thread, most men like her. You don’t. That’s your personal opinion.

What the fuck are you getting this shit from? Did I say I dont like her...i even said when s he is all done up, she looks good but comparing her to these TALL models with miles of legs wouldnt be fair...thats what I said...scroll up and dont start reading shit that wasnt implied or said.

Who cares how tall Halle Berry is? She’s hot, I think most people would agree.

Did I say most men wouldnt agree? WTF? are you high? I said if you bitches are gonna compare some other women to these models, they should be at least as tall as them...and that is my fucking opinion.

You seem to have this angry hangup about shorter women….did a midget steal your man or something?

I already responded to that...and no, you werent being funny or creative with that shit

I mean…I can see how you feel…those are your opinions, but DAMN do you have to say the same damn thing in every fucking thread?

No, you cannot see how I feel because if you did or realized these were my opinions, you wouldnt have written what you did and started shit with me...and like I said, want something fresh? turn on your tv or watch a comedy show.

d83
d83

starrica,

One thing you might wanna remember before you start shit with me and if you decide to continue to do so is i NEVER lost a guy to another chick...so thats a low response to my original post; just remember that as a side note...2, yup, I hit a nerve because you got all worked up, saying BIG FUCKING DEAL when I implied Hayek and Berry were too short to be compared to these tall chicks with long legs...and third of all, i can say whatever the fuck i wanna say as many fucking times as I'd like...want something fresh? get the fuck out of here or dont read my posts. SIMPLE AS THAT! :-D

d83
d83

#starrica

One thing you might wanna remember before you start shit with me and if you decide to continue to do so is i NEVER lose or lost a guy to a man...so thats a low response to my original post; just remember that as a side note...2, yup, I hit a nerve because you got all worked up, saying BIG FUCKING DEAL when I implied Hayek and Berry were too short to be compared to these tall chicks with long legs...and third of all, i can say whatever the fuck i wanna say as many fucking times as I'd like...want something fresh? get the fuck out of here or dont read my posts. SIMPLE AS THAT! :-D

Luciana
Luciana

Adriana and Alessandra both of them are so fuckin' sexy. I could become a lesbian for anyone of them, even more with the two of them, haha :P

pstroyer
pstroyer

112,

Hehe, my thoughts exactly. You're not supposed to pick out individual features and analyze them on their own. You're supposed to look at the sum of those features and analyze it as a whole. Yes, Adriana does have low eyebrows but they compliment her other features perfectly. She wouldn't look half as sexy or half as unique if it weren't for her eyebrows.

www.casperchristophersen.com/halleowned.jpg

The "fashion industry is run by gay men and therefore the supermodels are manly" argument is just stupid. We can all agree that this is a manly looking woman:

www.five.tv/media/image/11791833.jpg

Go out and ask gay men on the street if that's an attractive woman. I bet the answer would be a resounding "no" across the board. Just because gay men are attracted to men doesn't mean they don't understand female beauty. Gay hairdressers are a perfect example. According to your logic, gay hairdressers would prefer male haircuts for their female clients because that's more "mainly". That's just nonsense. Ironically gay men often know what makes a woman beautiful better than their straight counterpart.

The famous barbie doll still represents the ideal female form in my opinion. And the closest thing you get to that ideal is the supermodels.

www.casperchristophersen.com/V265665.jpg

starrica
starrica

Hit a nerve? No. I was just stating the facts. As you already confirmed by posting the Halle Berry thread, most men like her. You don't. That's your personal opinion.

Who cares how tall Halle Berry is? She's hot, I think most people would agree. You seem to have this angry hangup about shorter women....did a midget steal your man or something? I mean...I can see how you feel...those are your opinions, but DAMN do you have to say the same damn thing in every fucking thread?

lala
lala

both gorgeous

d83
d83

fucking stupid with "noone" is not a word, d83 cunt nutjob!

d83
d83

eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/18/1388583177.jpg

eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050905/18/4260175428.jpg

Sharon Stone is 5'9''. They are both wearing heels. A lot of people know Halle Berry, like most celebs, add a few inches to her height. Some claimed they even met her and she was about 5'3''. Bottom like, she is not a model and shouldnt be compared to models. Noone said she wasnt dateable. When she is done up, her face looks very pretty. We are talking models here, not pretty faced chicks with average height.

d83
d83

^^ hahahahahaha lay low. I gave my personal opinion...hit a nerve, huh? Halle is NOT 5'6''. Even if she is, she is no model to be compared to these models. If my post broke your heart, well, recover from it.

starrica
starrica

Oh yeah...and there's nothing wrong with a woman being under 5"10. Most women fall into that category anyways. BIG FUCKING DEAL. It's genetics. What are they supposed to do...it's not like there is plastic surgery to increase height. Halle Berry is 5'6, the average woman is 5'5, so that makes her a little taller than most women Some women have height, some don't have much. If a woman has a pretty face and nice toned body, I think one of the last things anyone is going to notice is how tall she is (or isn't)....I don't think most men would mind dating Halle Berry either.

starrica
starrica

I like them both. And they don't look anorexic...If you want anorexic, look at that Olsen twin. They just have toned, thin bodies. No one's body is "perfect" anyways. Call me crazy, but I can't tell much of a difference between either of their bodies. They both have nice bodies.

aj
aj

ale is pretty but i still prefer adriana

d83
d83

Adriana hands down but I dont like how she has no waist in that red bikini she is wearing..her stomach in pic 13 is sticking out way too much - what the hell is that? is it a gut? Ale looks really good on the runway but not in other ones and it looks like her knee joints are about to pop out all the damn time...and did I hear someone mentioning Adriana's long legs as a flaw? LOL oh my god. Girls would kill to have long legs like hers...why do you think women wear high heels? and I also read someone saying they are into real women like Salma the square face Hayek...yup, she is real alright because there is nothing special about her...she is one of those big busted, short chicks with an average body you see in REAL life...these chicks are models and you dont see their type everyday. Someone also said Halle Berry? We are comparing 40 year old chicks to hot models in their 20s now?

www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/09/11/bastardly-breaking-news-halle-berry-looking-for-tampons/1/

There is Halle -nothing special - so yes she is real but she looks good when done up at least but come on, now. If we are going to compare models to other chicks, make sure the chicks you are comparing them to are at least taller than these model's legs LOL

Mari
Mari

oh yeah, and would it be possible to stop the adri/ale competitions? they're two totally different people. i don't even see how people can compare the two.

Mari
Mari

way to let people control your thoughts 110.

roper
roper

wow. you guys really tore these women apart. did it make you feel better?

FUCK THIS
FUCK THIS

DAMNNNN. all yall ruined it for me. i used to just look at adri and see a hot ass woman and picture myself fucking her. now after every post the sight gets worrse and worse. i never noticed anything on her until you guys started mentioning it.

"oh she looks retarded" and then i observed some photos and i suddenly didnt think she was so hott anymore. "ewwww her mouth and teeth are gross" and then i observed some more and again she looked ever more weird to me. "eww her face is fat and her eyebrows are too low" and then THAT really killed it for me and i felt like i was looking at miss piggy with low man brows. "shes so ugly blah blah her eyes are too far apart blah blah her face is fat, she looks slow, blah blah blah HER BODY IS OUT OF PROPORTION AND SHE DOESNT REALLY HAVE THAT BANGING BODY WITH CURVES IN REAL LIFE blah blah" and THAT totally killed it!

now i look at her pics and i dont see this simple bbeauty with a hot body anymore. i now really see her imperfections and shes not hot all together

starbella
starbella

well i have to agree with david because he has a point. the gay designers find women who have masculine bodies because thats what gay men like: tall MEN, NOT curvy, feminine, average height women. and ya....if its possible to make it look like ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO has curves, then we know all supermodels are photoshopped and made to pose in certain ways wearing certain things beacuse we all know alessandra ambrosio has a body of a 13 year old boy whos been smoking pot and grew some tiny tiny breasts (cuz u know they say smoking pot could make men grow moobs). and i agree that a real woman who is 5'10 does not have those stick legs that look like theyre gonna break with a narrow body and no curves. maybe if adriana and ale were shorter with shorter limbs then they would look normal because their height would match their size and width..everyone knows that the taller you are the wider and bigger you should be and its normal to be bigger when youre tall because it means your proportionate!!! its natural!!! i am 5'9 140 lbs size 7 pants and i dont look like that and im a TALL but skinny girl

David
David

I still think they are both highly overrated. As a real man, I prefer REAL women with beautiful bodies like Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, etc.

I will admit that Adriana Lima looks good in her photoshoots (sorry but Alessandra always looks strange), but she looks like crap in her candids and even in her photoshoots she looks fake. I'm not saying she's had plastic surgery done or anything, but she doesn't look like a real, average woman. I like long legs, but her legs are way too long, skinny, and shapeless. The top half of her body does not match her lower half. Also, a real woman who is 5'10 or 5'11 has more curves and does not look so fragile. No matter what anyone says, they're still BOTH manly and overrated,

Most of you are too obsessed. Look at the real world. There are so many beautiful women. Don't waste your time obsessing over these aliens.

Just like someone else said in a comment "how strange would it be if everyone were like that. life would be so surreal" and that's true. A real woman does not look like that and thank god that the fashion industry is run by GAY MEN and not all women look like that. And being attracted to models is not being "straight". Are all of you stupid?

Did you know ever stop and wonder why models are all tall (over 5'9''), and anorexic thin? It's because the fashion industry started out by GAY MEN and is still run mostly by GAY MEN and the gay designers like to design fun clothing with lots of color so they design clothes for women but they find models who THEY like. And the models they find are tall (like men), and skinny with no curves (like men). Yes, its true.

I even saw on tv this gay designer was talking about how beautiful his models' legs are and then they showed the models and they all had ridiculously long and skinny masculine legs.

And Adriana does NOT have curves. She poses in certain ways for it to appear that she has curves. I mean come on, Even Alessandra looks like she has curves in some photos where she's posing in a certain way and wearing a certain outfit. I saw all the VS Angels in november of last year in Hollywood promoting their fashion show which was a few days later at the kodak theatre i believe. Adriana Lima looked anorexic thin and that was at the end of 2006 when people were complaining that she gained weight. Well guess what, the camera adds on 10-15 lbs. Also, in the VS ads they pose in ways to look curvier and they wear lingerie that accentuates their almost non existant curves and of course there is PHOTOSHOP!

oyevay
oyevay

Despite the hate comments, no other topic gets as much response as a LIma or Ambrosio one;)

Ray
Ray

Actually I don't like such competition but I still make my choice...(sigh)

pstroyer
pstroyer

no problem Moe, was just an observation. Keep up the good work :)

Moelicious
Moelicious

dude, we limit ourselves to around 5-10 minutes in creating each of these, so please excuse the inconsistencies...