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Bastardly Breaking News!! Lindsay Lohan’s New Flick Earns $1.3Million!

The Good News: That was the total for just Friday.

The Bad News: Opening weekend for “I Know Who Killed Me” is estimated @ around $3.4mil.

In a scathing review, Hollywood Reporter calls the flick one of the worst movies of the year. But I have to admit, The H.Reporter’s Mr. Rechtshaffen asks a rather dumbass question

You might, however, find yourself asking just what was Lohan — whose promising career already has taken a few hits with such films as “Just My Luck” and “Georgia Rule” — thinking when she signed on to this nonsense? [Hollywood Reporter]

Can someone please provide a Bastardly Reponse?


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JIMMYD
JIMMYD

WHOEVER SAYS THEY WOULDNT EAT AND FUK THIS,IS A STONE COLD PICKLE SMOKER

big whore d83
big whore d83

d83 stupid whore nutjob! you said you were pimping yourself out you dumb cunt dildo nutjob!

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d83

d83
d83

26,

ive been pimping your motherfucking momma's cunt..thats where i have been...couldnt eat or sleep since i wasnt on here for a few days, huh? bitch, stop obsessing with me...not flattering at this point...what happened to your "grammer" where HAVE you been*...LOL fucking dildo

missy
missy

In Lohan'sdefense... #20... The Parent Trap, where she played twins.. FLAWLESSLY... when she was like, 10.

How ironic, this movie... Anyhoo.. @ this point she could be Drew Barrymore or Britney Spears.

missy
missy

#5... "Tijuana donkey show"... HEEHEE.. Lol wouldnt have done it.

Hey.. you n the service? I feel like I may know you.

Kay.
Kay.

Anyone who finds that hot is disturbed.

RamblinMan
RamblinMan

Hey, maybe she should go after Michael Vick? I hear he is shopping around for a mean dog.

brandy alexander
brandy alexander

Nothing about this photo is cool or sexy.

She grew up too fast and is now aging too fast. She looks like she could be her mom's younger sister.

oo
oo

racist bitch

Dink
Dink

I want to see a Dina Lohan nip slip, beaver lips slip, or sex tape - PRONTO!

starrica
starrica

Ugh. That's all I have to say,

d83
d83

she CANT* get in trouble

d83
d83

i read recently that she said she can get in trouble and can do whatever she wants because she is a fucking celebrity...bitch, please...id show you how you can do anything if they gave you to me for one day...id give you the best therapy there is without charging you any...not sure if you would still be one piece when i am done but you'd be better for sure.

ugly whore with an ugly body, no waist, fat stomach and short, chunky legs -wearing high heeled shoes with bikinis all the time...bitch, you arent a model...get real...disgusting piece of shit.

Jaime
Jaime

someone please euthanize this cunt.

JonYo
JonYo

You can't be indicted on perjury unless the lies were perpetrated under oath, and then proven to be lies by whatever evidence. If she lied at the time of the incident, that by itself is not a crime, she wasn't under any kind of oath legally. That said, once she gets further into the legal process, I bet those lies told at the time of the incident *will* come back to bite her when the inevitable plea bargaining begins.

john
john

enough with this "good actress" shit

somehow she got tagged with this label

just like jolie, just like johansson and all three of them suck

i mean what ground-breaking role did she really stretch herself in

Freaky-Friday?

Herbie: Fully Loaded?

Prairie Home Companion?

oh yeah and the masterpiece

Mean Girls

which was basically a John Hughes movie with some heavy-handed conceit

where the high school kids act like wild animals

she is fucking molly ringwald, nothing more

Big Papi
Big Papi

She can give it up with that stupid ass ankle thing. It can be taken off whenever she feels like it and it doesn't detect coke and other drugs. It was just a prop to make society think she changed. Just take Tara Reid with you and go off and die.

Nasenbaer
Nasenbaer

next stop porn career.

but she is supposedly a good fuck as some of her exes claim, so maybe porn is what she is destined to be an actress in?

whatever.

overrated bitch she is

Peetee
Peetee

She was thinking: 'One more shitty abortion of a movie and I can finally retire behind a lovely crack pipe for the rest of my life. Aaaaah sweet crack, and on the weekends maybe a methadone chaser. That's like soooo hawt!'

someguy
someguy

She's done, chuck her in the gutter where she belongs.

glimmer
glimmer

...and you know i love it when posts like this hit the front page !!!! :)

ed e
ed e

She is just hideous.I wish you would put a blank page with a warning to click on before I have to look at that.

What a freckled pig. Those legs are just awful, they have the muscle tone of a sturgeon that's been rotting in the sun. In fact, I'd stick my dick in that sturgeon before her freckled, coke fowled hole.

Big Papi
Big Papi

what a stupid bitch: "I wasn't driving", "the coke wasn't mine". I hope they tack on perjury to her charges when they prove in court that she is lying. but watch her get a typical slap on the wrist sentence.

Did any of you see that interview on TV of her from a while back, when she claimed to be "clean and sober?" She kept sniffing with her nose, just like a cokehead with a fresh snort up the nose. She's drawn into a bad crowd (which her mom is part of) that she needs to stay away from. All her mom cares about is that she keeps that cash register ringing.

BeJeeBus
BeJeeBus

I'm sorry, but I actually watched the movie, and I would like to think that I'm miles ahead of Forest. The movie is nothing spectacular AT ALL, the plot sucks majorly, but that doesn't mean Lindsay is a bad actress. Her performance is actually quite good as usual. You can say a lot of horrible things about her, but claiming that she isn't a good actress is not one of them. Maybe her movies were not box office hits ( last one being Mean Girls), but that has a lot to do with the promotion and the relevance of the movies. She is still a major crackwore with paparazzi hungry parents who would sell her soul for some publicity. Sad.

haters
haters

ya, money in mind equals more booze & coke, so who can blame her, right?

king biscuit
king biscuit

A stuffy 'arty' answer:

The actor is a curious animal. They may want to express themselves, earn money or share their 'gift' with the world. All of these states may lead them to take on different roles in order to 'stretch' themselves or, to show their versitility, thereby showing their 'worth' to the film going public, their acting peers and, inevitably studio heads.

A realists' answer:

They paid her.

TheExpatriot
TheExpatriot

Can this stupid bitch just lay off this moronic victory sign? It's not that she's Japanese, is she?

Frost
Frost

Maybe she thought if she earned some money the "right" way, she wouldn't have to do another Tijuana donkey show to get her next coke fix.

bop bop bop
bop bop bop

From IMDB Messagebaord:

"So yeah basically the twist of the movie is that Aubrey's mom actually lost the baby she was pregnant with, and her husband didn't want her to be upset so he bought one of two identical twin sister's from a crack whore, and so "Dakota Moss" was raised by the crack whore, and "Aubrey Flemming" was raised by a nice family. So Aubrey gets kidnapped, but through like "twin stigmata" Dakota starts experiencing all the same pains and body abnormalities that Aubrey is having done to her by the kidnapper. He removes one arm and one leg, and somehow Dakota's arm and leg slowly starts like disappearing and she bleeds all over and it's all dramatic. So then she ends up in some ditch and is found by someone and then believed to be Aubrey, when really she's Dakota... so Aubrey is still with the kidnapper until she is rescued by Aubrey by the end."

Anyone who would actually go see this movie has an IQ lower than Forest Gump.

SF
SF

hmm....call me crazy but I'm curious enough about the story to want to actually see that movie.

Mari
Mari

she's a joke.

pstroyer
pstroyer

The obvious: She wasn't thinking.