Bastardly Mercado Don’ts: Jessica Alba Buys Iced-Mocha From Starbucks!

As you all know, the only purchase The Bastardly recommends from Starbucks is bottled water.

And on the topic of drinking water…Are you drinking enough water?!

If you’re not, you could end up with excess body fat, poor muscle tone, digestive complications, muscle soreness — even water-retention problems.

Next to air, water is the element most necessary for survival. A normal adult is 60 to 70 percent water. We can go without food for almost two months, but without water only a few days. Yet most people have no idea how much water they should drink. In fact, many live in a dehydrated state.
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The minimum for a healthy person is eight to ten eight-ounce glasses a day,” says Dr. Flaks. “You need more if you exercise a lot or live in a hot climate. And overweight people should drink in an extra glass for every 25 pounds they exceed their ideal weight. Consult your own physician for their recommendations. [NaturoDoc]

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Adam
Adam

you need to get a life, why are you on a blog site, anyway?

were ripping people apart or were liking them. deal with it. no ones "gay, fat, stupid, blind, retarded or ugly" just because we dont like the (overrated, fugly, stuck up, thinks her shit dont stink ) skank.

deal with it

lol
lol

oh and do yourself a favour look her up on youtube watch her interviews then if u come here saying shes a bitch/slut...THEN YOU ARE A MUDAFUCKIN LIARRRRR

i cant believe how quickly people turn once your time is up all i know is FUCK I LOVE KARMA.

lol
lol

wait wait wait...............YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW HER???

OMGGGG THIS WHOLE TIME I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE HOME BODIES BEHIND UR LITTLE COMPUTER PLAYING WOW AND WATCHING PORN...BUT YOU'VE ACTUALLY MET JESSICA ALBA...

OH WAIT..WHATS THAT? YOU HAVENT?

OH OKAY THEN FCUKTARDs HOW DO YOU KNOW SHES A BITCH..

you clearly don't ..i seriously am starting to hate this site..use to love it coz i thought it was about judging beauty......but noooooooo its about slanderous remarks about people you wanna marry!!

DAMN .

oh and "big papi' your soooooooooooo coolllllllll..ur gonna die alone.

Adam
Adam

ya ya your awesome i hate this fugly slut

ya ya
ya ya

YEah that's it, smile for the paps. It's time to whore yourself out, again. "The paps? I could give two shits about them." Shut up, slut.

weird people
weird people

madonna

yes there are many 7-11 in la, many i tell you, they can easily go there

SmackyD
SmackyD

so she's all for getting married? send her my way!!

Madonna
Madonna

Are there any Dunkin Donuts or 7-11s in L.A.? Just one time I want to see these motherfuckers drink good cheap coffee. I know DD and 7-11 are in New York but you always see them drinking Starbucks. Assholes. If I was a celeb I'd drink Dunkin Donuts coffee on purpose. Assholes.

Adam
Adam

Big Papi

adam….LOL

The Office fucking RULES

^ hell yea! remember when jan got new tits and micheal tried to break up with her until she took off her jacket???!!!! and how embarrassing it was when she was falling all over herself with her box o' possesions, with jim and karen watching?! oh i laughed so fucking hard. karens pretty hot

d83
d83

face looks good in 6b

starrica
starrica

10 pounds couldn't hurt this broad. Then she would get that classic Latina ass....or...maybe she doesn't want that...Average, overrated...idiot.

hey
hey

Probably the only one who looks good without a dab of make-up.

weird people
weird people

hey, she looks hot sometimes,and other times she does look plain and average

Mari
Mari

BORRRING

Mercenary2000
Mercenary2000

That overrated anorexic BIATCH needs to gain some weight! She almost looks like a skeleton. Far from hot btw, motherfuckers.

Big Papi
Big Papi

adam....LOL

The Office fucking RULES

wtf
wtf

lmfao wtf

toro u needa life

shez not hot

luk at hur

she luks lyke a pathetic scum cuntbag

bitch needz to die=)

Toro
Toro

she will never be FAT....she's always going to be HOT...so keep drinking baby!!!

Adam
Adam

and shes ALWAYS pictured with fuglies or fatties, because shes so insecure about HER fugly self.

Adam
Adam

Big Papi

what a life….just bum around and act like a stuck up bitch all day. if she doesn’t do a nude scene by the end of the year i’m never jerking to her again.

^ ^ LOL!!!!! ive never jerked to her, i like girls who dont look like they belong on the desk of dwight K shcruet.......you know? bobble heads?!

Adam
Adam

yeah shes a real smart one. what an overrated cunt. i fucking hate her

missy
missy

Awww... she needs the calories, let the girl indulge.. hell, somebody callled her "shapely" & she lost her ass! Hayden needs to probably restrict herself.. but not Alba.

Anon1
Anon1

Cheers to Bastardly for joining the fight against obesity a much larger, (pun intended) and deadly problem than global warming. Of course if you fat asses walked more and drove less that would help with both!

pstroyer
pstroyer

Why is she wearing those Asterix & Obelix sandals?

Big Papi
Big Papi

what a life....just bum around and act like a stuck up bitch all day. if she doesn't do a nude scene by the end of the year i'm never jerking to her again.

Ali
Ali

Ah, she needs a little more cushion anyway