Bastardly Breaking News! Mena Suvari Shaves Her Head!

Chicks who shave their heads have a particular personality type, right? Let’s review a few pointers…

1. They don’t need to spend 3hrs on their hair & makeup
2. They’re open to experimenting in bed
3. They can rough it out while traveling
4. They’re kinkier than the average chick with a full head of hair
5. And, they’re probably members of the mile-high club
6. What else…?

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Bad Bad Bret
Bad Bad Bret

Maybe he didn't mean "semen"...maybe he meant he was going to splash his "seamen" on her face. Although why he'd want to blast her in the face with tiny sailors is anyone's guess....

SmackyD
SmackyD

I would, she looks great

missy
missy

Is she going butch? If so, welcome.

Nando
Nando

She looks quite nice... :)

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

She looks like a militant fly with those glasses. I guess you don't have to worry about head lice. What about crabs??

cindylou
cindylou

it worked for natalie portman but not for mena

NonWoot
NonWoot

As long as it ain't that paris bitch, it works for me! w00t!

david10006
david10006

she can pull off this look and still be so damn hot (unlike britney) i bet she's a freak in bed.

don
don

Hot! Suvari is smoking hot! Wonder if she shaves below.

Rasheed
Rasheed

With or without hair, still fugly as hell.

Aja
Aja

what are seamen? It's spelled semen.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Pretty simple....buzz cuts are for men, NOT WOMEN. Unless they are bull dykes

RockHard
RockHard

NICE - now she won't care if I get it in her hair when I blast my seamen on her face

SOLIDGOLDFUNK
SOLIDGOLDFUNK

I will have to say 6. because she fuckin felt like it! I just recently shaved my head and I did it because I was tired of having hair. This is not the first time that I have done it either. The first time I did it because it was too damn hot where I was.

Still this is not a good look for her.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

Fugly buttafaced whore. Resembles that nasty ass slut Fergie.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Enjoy fucking Lee Marvin I guess.....

Aja
Aja

I agree with Mudhen. This girl has a funky face, and a weird pudgy fetus body. Frankly she's ugly bald or not.

ninja
ninja

i'm thinking the hair added to her hotness...she looks live river phoenix with boobs...

6. fire all the gay hair stylists (not that there is any wrong with that)

mister
mister

looks very sexy. works on her

johnson
johnson

Mena looks hot. Less hair should also mean less clothes. Cause Suvari has a smoking hot little body. Mena is a very sexy chick and she knows it. That's why she's so popular among guys.

SummerChick
SummerChick

ewww shes never been pretty, hair or no hair

briana
briana

One of the reasons I think some girls do that. Is because they probably think it will grow back thicker. I've thought about shaving my head too. Its like a cleansing thing also its a way of starting all over again.

xarau
xarau

WoW mudhen I completely agree with you. There are some really ugly women who the bastardly will call hot LIke jennifer love hewitt. Shes uglier than sin.

davige101
davige101

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ShareDaddy
ShareDaddy

She could star in my sequels any day, big forehead or not.

mr. prince
mr. prince

there's a V for Vendetta sequel?

yardshot
yardshot

she looks uber hot. i agree with #4. a girl that can pull of a shaved head proves she's hotter than all the bleached blond, dingleberried hair-to-the-butt girls who populate this country. i don't care if it's for a movie role or not. love it!

Jimbo
Jimbo

Mena just became a hot piece of ass. HOT HOT HOT

scroller
scroller

I definitely don't like this look. It's not just the hair, the whole outfit is just complicated and distracting.

AfterToday
AfterToday

Unless she 1) has an unfortunate disease; 2) has become a skinhead; 3) is doing this for an upcoming movie part; 4) or in support of a someone/a certain cause...

...Then this is NOT a good move for any woman!

joe
joe

Mena shaved her head for a film. She's starring in "Garden of Eden". It's based on a Hemingway novel.

I think she looks hot like this. A girl has to have a very feminine face to get away with this. On Mena it works.

deano
deano

I think she pulls it off, kinda like natalie portman did :)

Stone
Stone

6. They'll usually cry a lot after having sex.

I kind of suspect Suvari's done this for a movie role, though. She doesn't really seem like an attention whore.

Big Papi
Big Papi

used to be doable, not anymore. YUCK

Chompers
Chompers

Great now she cant hide her bulbous forehead!

Dr Bob
Dr Bob

For some reason I find it quite hot.

nowhereman
nowhereman

OK, now she really looks like my 15 year old nephew. Too weird for words.

hot
hot

Desperate attempt to save her non-existent carreer. Same stupid plan Britney came up with: "let's be controversial and stuff, my publicist said that there's no such thing as bad press".

Bad Bad Bret
Bad Bad Bret

I don't think she's "hot" but I think she actually looks okay like this. She's not a barbie doll but at least you don't mistake her for every other bleach-blonde wannabe in the business. She does have a look of her own. Now someone please explain why Britney hasn't grown enough hair to sport something short instead of donning those godawful white trash wigs.

john
john

more chicks need to shave their head

it separates the truly hot from the "stylist hot"

chimpoo
chimpoo

noooooo wat has she done to herself!!

mud hen
mud hen

She doesn't look good to me even with hair but without hair she looks much worse. I'm not sure I understand the internet beauty logic. There are some celebs who get praised for being gorgeous when they're only average. Other celebs who are in most cases much hotter get slammed as being ugly . Mena fits into the over-rated category. What's so pretty about her? She could be described as too thin, has no boobs (don't mind small ones but she has none) and her face is not pretty. Her eyes are weird looking . I think she gets the internet cult hot status because of her role in American Beauty.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Interesting move.... A canny choice wearing of eyewear as the shades slightly shift the focus from the haircut. It looks okay. She carries it off.

Two of the best baldies so far (off the top of my head - no pun intended!) have been Persis khambatta and Sinead O' Connor.

6. They feel as though they are individual/non-conformist?