Bastardly Mercado Don’t: Kim Kardashian Eats Ice-Cream & Buys Goodies @ Dylan’s Candy Bar

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66 comments
ow.
ow.

ugly face but i like the curves

lala
lala

shed be perfect if she had longer arms and legs. theyre just so stubby

anony
anony

so beautiful.. more!!!

Inez
Inez

Ewwww Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton are "bangin skinny girls??" I could see Jessica Alba or even that slut Eva Longoria as "bangin skinny girls", but Barton and Hilton? This world is coming to an end.

sjchica
sjchica

Yeah Depp's girl doesn't count because the bitch is hard to look at. Okay, he likes skinny ugly women (ahem, cock eyed Kate Moss?) but that doesn't mean everyone in Hollywood does. I'm sure Jessica Biel and Jennifer Lopez (married now) aren't short on dates...Kim K is far from fat. She is not skinny either, but still smaller than the "average" american (white) female, which is a size 12-14 (according to American Health Association).

Cathy
Cathy

dumb I mean skinny bitch, Johnny Depp is with Vanessa Paradis because he loves her as cheesy as it sounds...everyone says that he could do MUCH better but hey, love IS blind ...so ya vanessa paradis is skinny & ugly, so what's your point? :D

skinny bitch
skinny bitch

Shes armenian but actually I could be wrong but I think that falls under the caucasion race also

Timbo
Timbo

Man if she carrys on she will be huge soon.

Her tum is really bulging in some pics!!

Goliano
Goliano

She's of the "Foine!" nationality.

Pak31
Pak31

Does anyone know what nationality she is?? She looks Hindu or Indian. I just don't get those eyebrows and all that makeup.

Big Papi
Big Papi

fugly faced tainted mudshark

skinny bitch
skinny bitch

by the way eat 10 cheese burger and 15 pizzas hah, hah, hak,

skinny bitch
skinny bitch

IM so sick and tired of defending you white girls. Help me out some. You white women are clearly the most beautiful race in every type of way. I know it and see it but you let yourselves get bashed. Please put your foot down and defend yourselves your race is the most sexy and beautiful and that is a fact!

skinny bitch
skinny bitch

So far everyone says that they hate skinny girls. But Mischa barton, Paris Hilton, johnny depps girl, are all bangin skinny women so tell me why a man like Johnny Depp who could have any girl on this planet fucks a skinny girl. And Paris Hilton dates Millionaires. Because all men know they crave a skinny woman.

skinny bitch
skinny bitch

Kim Kardashian has a mans body we know it she's a Fat MAN!

HeHe
HeHe

Looks like a gypsy from Romania.

weird people(means some of you, not me)
weird people(means some of you, not me)

mans body? that is not a smart statement, men dont have curvy bodies, man have straight bodies, man dont have big hips, big boobs, and big asses, or soft feminine skin,

you are crazy.

1984
1984

45: if that is a man's body could you tell me what you call a 'woman's body'???

and her tits and ass are probably real

SHE'S HOT period!

tonysoprano
tonysoprano

Women like her that are curvy (great ass) in their 20's are pretty much done for in their fourties. Depends on your long term or short term goals...short term, I'd hit it. I'm not the one to find stick figure attractive either, but I'd be afraid of what a Kim K type is going to look like in a decade.

BTW, pic 7 of her getting into the cab is beautiful. She has a great face.

xinu
xinu

she is ugly and has a mans body. Hopefully shell suffer a massive coronary and die of a heart attack because she looks like such a fat man. hah, hah, hah,

Cathy
Cathy

Uh ALI, her other sister (not the one in the pic) looks like her twin and so does their brother Robert Kardashian..she's had a nose Job and a tit job, that's it. Get over it losers. She is gorgeous.

anonymous
anonymous

she looks like a freakin tranny with a fat ass and wears too much makeup!!

Tool
Tool

She's disgusting.

If it weren't for the big fake tits and the ass implants, this girl wouldn't be getting any attention. But we all know that she never got enough attention from Daddy so now that he is gone, she is getting it in the press.

mud hen
mud hen

Let the woman eat ice cream. Damn who really cares? If she gains too much weight that's her problem. I can appreciate her present day curves.

Spoonie Luv
Spoonie Luv

I say less ice cream for this gorgeous slut and more offers her doing porno videos.

And she should stop eatin so much junk I'd hate to see her pork out.

JK
JK

Enough of this overrated bitch already!

Ali
Ali

Also if you look at her other siblings, they look nothing REMOTELY like her due to numerous work done on her face and body. So SAD...nothing on her is natural. I pity her...really!

cindy
cindy

ha! captions. are. too. funny!

Swati
Swati

she is gonna burst any moment.

fuckthesuperficial
fuckthesuperficial

ZZzzzzz...are you guys on this lame, fake bitch's payroll or something,she is NOT HOT, she is an annoying, fake titted, fake assed idiot that has shamed her Family and you need to STOP posting this dumb bitch, Plastic Surgery and FaKe Tan=Fucking disgusting

Natural breasts and Natural ass and a Natural look=Hot and Sexy

Get the picture?

jose
jose

keep hating beeeyoootches...lmao..its insane the amount of anger this woman and her figure brings out in you sluts and fags ..hahaha....im a straight man and i would do big things to kim k she is one of the baddest chicks out right now ....hate is the new love

Mari
Mari

seriously. enough.

alwayz bitchin
alwayz bitchin

i don't know what anybody sees in this woman! she has a real fucking ugly weird face. big time "over-exposed".

McLovin
McLovin

Not bad but too tainted for my tastes!

ninja
ninja

i'd make it to where she wakes up with a cream filled doughnut...

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

I like the grip she has on that cone in pic 1, how is it there aren't any of her tongue on that thing? She's a very pretty girl with everything in the right place. Much hotter than most of the stick figures that populate this site.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Hot bod, but not deserving of all the attention she gets on .. overexposed.

Candy
Candy

ughh what the hell is up with you guys? what do you want, anorexic twigs? this is obviously a gay site. and I agree with the comment saying Kim dosent need all that makeup.

Sophia
Sophia

She doesn't need that much makeup. She'd do better without it.

oyevay
oyevay

Wow, you guys are really running out of things to post about, huh? On another note, how else do you think Kim Kardashian maintains that colossus arse?

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

"yeah but if she eats ice cream everyday she’s going to turn from Kim Kardashian superstar to Kim KardASSian"

I thought "Kim KardASSian" was her name.

I mean...it is the reason why we care. Or at least people like me (real men) care.

ray
ray

her sister is ugly cuz Kim's had 100 grand of plastic surgery...moron.

omega
omega

hahaha love the captions Bastardly

say no to ice cream

say yes to boobies

random
random

popular for doing nothing. pathetic. them ice cream are doin her boobies and booties some good though.

b-don
b-don

mmmmm yummm shes hott. dont even bother to come and leave comments haters.

Riotboy
Riotboy

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.