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The Random Dude
The Random Dude

I wish people would stop hating on Jess. I dont care what anyone says, no sane red blooded male would turn down THE Jessica Alba. Youre all gay! btw i just love this woman's nipples. Theyre really pointy.

Adam
Adam

M

Bitch is riddled with HERPES! Dirty skank!

yeah, but what do moelicious and jackson care? theyd still love her if she barfed sulfuric acid in their faces, as malkavian, and even if she was HIV pos, theyd STILL fuck her bareback

*shakes head sadly*

Adam
Adam

someguy

She has the acting skills of the average porn star, she has herpes already, I think it’s about time to make “dark anal” or “fantastic foursome”.

LOL

i cant stand this overrated chick, shes just a herpes monster, fuck her dude

shes vile, nasty and NOW shes got the herp! i couldnt celebrate HARDER!!!

ill lift my glass to the fact that shes an overrated whore, with STDs to match. stupid cunt

walker
walker

what a c*ck tease. Damn. The slut in her is screaming to come out.

I definitely got the message Jessica. You like to sleep around. and have sex with a guy on the first date.

Derek and Marky Mark should know, right? YYYeeeaaahhh!

david10006
david10006

awesome..i don't care if she's got black plague, it would be worth it.

Cathy
Cathy

fug & overrated

cindy
cindy

lol@15. too funny

cindy
cindy

shes pretty no doubt. but i see prettier women walking down the street all the time. i don't understand the obsession with her. it definitely cant be her acting skills, that's for sure.

jolee
jolee

blah she is so average. she's in her 20s...most girls in their 20s have great skin. all of my friends do anyway!

Leema
Leema

How can anyone say she's average, let alone ugly!!!

She is gorgeous! look at that skin!!!!!

sps49
sps49

Was special. Too skinny. Only OK now.

jolee
jolee

Who needs to wear a bra when u have a flat pancake chest like hers

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Pretty but I liked her better when she still had some baby fat in the right places. Those nipples are putting out sonar signals.

cupcake**
cupcake**

lmfao #15

ahahhahaa

i so agree wif u

SHEZ UGLY

GOSH!

1234
1234

lmfao @ "fantastic foursome"

someguy
someguy

She has the acting skills of the average porn star, she has herpes already, I think it's about time to make "dark anal" or "fantastic foursome".

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

Jessica Alba as a blind chick will make Al Pacino in scent of a woman look like a performance

M
M

Bitch is riddled with HERPES! Dirty skank!

Big Papi
Big Papi

i'd twist those nipples like radio knobs

BeJeeBus
BeJeeBus

Why does bitch even try to act serious parts? She HAS to play the dancer or the stripper. I'm sure it says so in her contract.

Larry B.
Larry B.

I thought she was hot years ago when she first started getting a little famous, like around the time she had that tv show. She's overrated if you ask me.

Tool
Tool

With all due respect, Jessica Alba is not Meryl Streep. But then again, Meryl Streep never had a bod like this.

karan
karan

what was she doing with the stick to get her nipples hard

farinellicastrato
farinellicastrato

Way to go, Jessica. Blind chick = Oscar. Fo' sho'.

No, that's mean. What I meant to say was: phwoar!

ass
ass

with size likes her who would any women ever wear a bra

Toro
Toro

even as a blind....she still look fine....i know everybody hate's her but i just fucking love her....so what bitches!!!

Mari
Mari

this movie looks stupid.