Megan Fox & The Poor Guy Who Only Shook Her Hand…

Is anyone actually tired of seeing this chick?

I’m not saying that we are, but at the same time we’re hoping & praying that her career falls apart while she’s still really young & hot—maybe a really bad investment where she’s on the brink of bankruptcy & the only thing that can help her is Hef & a juicy Playboy layout…The classic “hot girl bankruptcy” scenario perfectly sets the stage for the Bastardly Playboy Trump Card, which is best when used while Megan’s still in her 20s. Amen to that.

On another note, besides currently filming the comedy How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, Ms. Fox is also going to be in Transformers 2 which is set to hit theaters on June 26, 2009. Rumor has it that she might take it all off in the sequel. Since they just hired a third writer for the script (Mr. Ehren Kruger), we would like these guys to know that if such a juicy rumor has any merit, they will not only be rich at the end of the ordeal, but the movie will go on to become one fo the best selling flicks in recent history.

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stacy-keria
stacy-keria

damn this woman is SOO HOTTTTTTT

im sure she likes pussy

AAA
AAA

He's probably thinking, "I hope she doesn't notice my bald spot..."

lokiman
lokiman

i thinks shes hot. if she offered me sex i would'nt say "no, your ass is too small. go away." how gay would that be.

SmackyD
SmackyD

that is a beautiful ass on a beautiful women. skinny is better. At least you know she's not going to get fat when she gets old, where as Kardashian is going to look like Jabba the Hut when she starts to age.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

She is hot but I don't like the Marylin Monroe tat. The Batman tshirt is just awesome though.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

U haters are nuts............ this chick is 100% hot

capt boooble bop bip
capt boooble bop bip

she is average, there are far prettier girls than her out there, she can't act and wore far to much fake tan, make up and teeth bleach in the Transformers that she looked liked she ahd just stepped out of an airbrushed photoshoot.

Yuppers
Yuppers

The shoes are horrendous. She's pretty, though.

mona
mona

Keyra Augustina has a perfect ass...just perfect. Kim K looks nice in girdle wear (tight Herve Lecher dresses) and Jessica Biel's is perfect except she pumps up her upper body too much. Oh yah, Stacy Keibler is a tall, thin white chick with a great ass but no boobs.

matiK
matiK

This is basically what Rasheed does when he meets a decently cute chick. EXACTLY what happens. Keep shaking hands Rasheed. We all know you're gay. Time to get out of Narnia, buddy.

weird people(means some of you, not me)
weird people(means some of you, not me)

well big butts can be nasty, but she has nothing in the butt department, is pure skin and bone, or maybe just a thin layer of fat, but i cant really think of anyone with a perfect ass.

ugly big butt
ugly big butt

Well of course having a big ass is actually way easier than having a small ass So that make's sense why so many people have posted big butts look better. But in reality big asses like that Kim Kardashian girl are extremely ugly and unnatractive.

charlene
charlene

That is my body honest! haha It's not perfect though, my waist is 26" and I wish it was more like 22" because I think curves rock..oh yah and my hips are 1" narrower than my shoulders which I hate so I'm always putting chain link belts around my hips to make up the difference...lol. There, I'm being brutally honest, I'm not perfect but I'm not 300lbs. that cracks me up.

I probably have a hatred of flat wide asses because my husband's ex is pear shaped with a very very wide, flat butt and she's OCD and self absorbed and really jealous and mean etc So there you go, all of my emotional baggage for all to see. Gee, I feel strangely better now and saved 80 bucks for a therapy session. :)

American Wankster
American Wankster

Charlene,

I read your post # 34 and thought: "damn, Charlene must be hot" but then I looked at your post # 41 and thought: "hmmm... Is she one of these delusional people she described in her post?" lol.

"The beauty of the internet is that you can be anyone you want at any time. I’m sure a lot of people do it. Let it go already.lol" - Charlene in post # 41

Hmmmm, sounds like someone just gave herself away lol!!

junglegirl
junglegirl

The reason lisa/steve does that is because she's an obese jealous cow with a giant flabby ass. Fat girls need to stop with jealousy and hate and hit the gym asap.

junglegirl
junglegirl

charlene honey don't be jealous. If she looks gross you're 300 lb body must be hot as hell.

HeyNow
HeyNow

Those are REALLY tight jeans. WTF.

Julio
Julio

yep the thumbs are mutated

Eve
Eve

@41. I agree with your comment about Megan´s pose with her mouth open. It´s freaking annoying. I also said on another thread that she´s an Angelina Jolie wannabe. But people saying she has a flat ass seems not right to me, she has an ass...it´s just a small and cute one, that´s all. Not all asses must look like Kim Kardashian´s.

About the "nickname fight" above. I thought Bastardly was going to have registered users just like Popsugar and Dlisted (I think I saw that a little time ago: "the certified bastards" or something like that, but the website wasn´t working properly).

charlene
charlene

k, I'm intrigued by this little fight. The beauty of the internet is that you can be anyone you want at any time. I'm sure a lot of people do it. Let it go already.lol

The fact is that Megan Fox thinks she is the hottest girl in Hollywood (based on interviews and the way she poses) and the fact is...meh. Her facial (nose and lips) work and her lack of a figure makes her average. She does have pretty eyes and hair though. If she was more down to earth, I'm sure I could overlook her flaws.

Arrogance always makes me more harsh towards that person. Eva Longoria same thing.

lisa
lisa

"people"

lisa
lisa

am I the same poster as 32 and 33?? I think my opinion is kinda obvious based on the disturbing pictures here.

lisa
lisa

sorry to disappoint you but I also agree with Charlene and other peopel as well on this one. Steve obviously posts without me sometimes no? give me a break Einstein.

Tallulah Beckford
Tallulah Beckford

It´s funny to notice that "Lisa" always posts right below Steve, usually agreeing with him...usually with the same grammar and spelling. Dude, get a fucking life and stop using more than one identity just to make a point. Or choose another one different than "Lisa" and post on a different day and time, because it´s easy to realize you guys are the same person.

lisa
lisa

all women with flat wide asses shouldn't be allowed to reproduce..just as a general favour to the world.

steve
steve

there is nothing worse than a flat wide banjo ass and no boobs. I don't care what the rest of your body looks like...dick LIMP.

charlene
charlene

I am a tall thin white girl (5'9" and 135'bs) and have C/D real boobs and a round ass of 50% fat and 50% muscle so it sticks out but jiggles like crazy. This skank is GROSS, her side view is disturbing! No semicircle..poor thing..and she THINKS she's so hot with her open mouth collagen lip poses...ewwww!

Jessica Biel any day baby.

Nasenbaer
Nasenbaer

the dude looks like the retard brother from 'my name is earl'

just a bit slimmer.

so no wonder.....

jolee
jolee

no breasts, ho tattoos, a wide flat ass (no booty at all) = not sexy

ninja
ninja

not every woman has a huge pimply ass...the ass looks ok for an average slut...i'm 99% certain she has a pussy...so fuck it...she looks hot...

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

Yeah she did look a lot better when she was in that flick. She had some weight on her and she looked good but alas, like Lohan at that time...they were illegal.

But just like Linsday, bitch got hit with the "fatty" remarks from the little white girls and the result is what we have here.

American Wankster
American Wankster

She lost a lot of weight. She looked better in the movie with Lindsay. She has no ass whatsoever, but I'd still hit it, and I'd still give her an angry dragon.

junglegirl
junglegirl

Any guy that doesn't think this girl is hot is definitely gay. She's wearing tight ass jeans that's why her ass isn't sticking out. You guys need to use your common sense once in a while.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

That's not even a small ass. There's no ass at all. No, every ass doesn't have to be like that of the rap video model, but you have to have some sort of "ass" for it to qualify as an "ass". Otherwise it's just a "buttocks".

I can understand white girls thinking that's attractive cause they've been brainwashed into thinking that's sexy, and thus have no fucking idea what they are talking about.....but men who claim they're hetero I call into question. Grab a 12 year old boy, throw some tight jeans on him and his behind will look like her's right there. That fact that makes some men's penises hard is proof there are some closeted "boy lovers" out there.

dirty harry
dirty harry

Actually her chest is the problem though. She needs tits. That ass however is just right.

dirty harry
dirty harry

That ass is perfect big asses are gross they sag and jiggle and you suffocate in them

Eve
Eve

@17...I did not say that a bigger ass wasn´t good looking. I just said that her ass is small, but still cute. That´s all. Some asses are small and cute, some are juicy big ones. Beauty may come in different shapes and colors.

Brittany
Brittany

Where did she get her outfit?

Roboje
Roboje

Hell, I'm not even that attractive to White Girls, but that ass I would take and take and take and take and leave that skank bleeding out of her ass on the sidewalk!

Frost
Frost

nice piece of ink, even

Frost
Frost

Horrible tat--if it were interesting or a nice pink of ink, it would make her more interesting to look at. Unfortunately, it's not and it makes her look skeevy. The decoration on the pockets make it look like there's ass there, but she's just got a cleft in her back.

She gets points for the Batman shirt, though.

lemon
lemon

She's smoking hot. She could use a little more ass, but I'm not an idiot, I won't turn her down.

Rasheed: I find it weird that you call gorgeous, natural women transexuals and then the few women you do like are plastic, nasty and actually have a possibility of being trannies.

Caturday
Caturday

She's skinny and white. She's not gonna have an ass. That's how it works. What do you want her to do, slice open her ass and shove silicon into it like that Kim Kardashian whore? DISGUSTING.

Rasheed
Rasheed

@ #7, no Eve that´s not how ass is suppose to look like, you need to have some jelly, this looks like a pancake ass. And she looks like a dude.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Tranny without ass, disgusting.

davige101
davige101

Any of you dudes wouldn't even get a hand shake with this woman let alone try and score her tail. bunch of sorry sacks, me included.