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Kate Beckinsale Should Star in Airport Security Porn!

This woman will look hot doing anything…smoking, driving, stretching, standing, walking, taking a crap—you name it!

Getting to the topic @ hand, I just wanna re-emphasize that I think the airport security chick is pretty damn hot. Why is that I always see angry dudes or fat women when I go through airport security? In order to ease the pain of waiting in long lines & going through useless searches, I feel all security personnel should be hot. Get all the overweight, angry people sweeping the floors & directing air traffic outside on the tarmac b/c, let’s admit it, they need the exercise.

All I know is that if security personnel were all hotties, I would be compelled to travel through places like Miami, NYC, and San Diego much more frequently—regardless of cost. The Transportation Security Administration needs to get their asses in gear & hire a few members of the Horndogg Community into their HR. They’ll know exactly what to do…

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M
M

She's so boring now.

Latina Lover
Latina Lover

Kate is so rediculously hot! Love pic 2 and Kate's over the shoulder look which exposes her black bra strap.

Eve
Eve

The airport security worker looks like she has indian heritage.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Average, but at least the bitch got some ass.

brandy alexander
brandy alexander

Kate has one of the best figures in the business. She looks so elegant.

Mr. Prince
Mr. Prince

6. sorry but here in italy (and europe at least till last year) no one ever made me took off my shoes at the airport... by the way i'd lick kate's feet

hero
hero

can someone make kate strip in this security uniform it would be super cool to watch

Tanakka
Tanakka

Ok Osama ... I can see U making some huge effort.

Still not enough to forgive U , but a pretty good one.

(I want to clone her.)

natra
natra

Is there another security girl that I'm no seeing? I really can't see how she can be hotter than Kate? Is it the uniform? It sure can't be the face...

Mimesis
Mimesis

Oh yeah, I forgot to say this...the security girl is hotter.

E. Normous Johnson
E. Normous Johnson

Does it make me a bad person if I would rather fuck the living shit out of that airport worker over Kate Beckinsale?

Big Papi
Big Papi

she doesn't do much for me. Not ugly...just doesn't do anything

Sydney
Sydney

Her butt looks great. Usually women who are as thing as her are as flat as a board in the butt-area.

Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo

Um....her feet are huge! Christ almighty. And the security chick needs to eat and work out a bit. Other than that, she has amazing skin and face.

jose
jose

i think we need to do some research on who the securtiy chick is...goddamn

love-em-all
love-em-all

how can any one person be so damm perfect!

TinMan
TinMan

Super shaggable.

scroller
scroller

Damn, I'm going to put that down in the art world's little-known category of "found porn". That whole sequence is just stupid hot.

jcdenton
jcdenton

I dunno what it is, but that thing where women's feet/toes stick only so far out of the jeans just slays me.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

The Tard Security Administration at work. Patting down internationally known film stars is definately keeping America safe.

king biscuit
king biscuit

And yes, that is a very pretty security attendant!

Rasheed
Rasheed

i wish there were pictures of her husband on here....he's really hot, i need some time alone.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Ha ha. cadoras, I can here River's voice now....

Tapper
Tapper

Pic #3 says it all. I'd volunteer for the finger-in-the-butt TSA search if this chick would do me, uh, it, each time. That is one fine federal government employee at work!

E. Normous Johnson
E. Normous Johnson

I bet Kate wanted that hot security chick to take her in the back room for a full cavity search. Meooooooooooowwww!!

Jared Jeffrey
Jared Jeffrey

Mr. Prince doesn't travel much, does he?! Everyone has to take their shoes off at the airport. DUH!! Kate is smoking hot.

hero
hero

^^^^

i hope u r not aware abt the shoe-bomber fiasco that happened not long so ago!

hero
hero

how ON EARTH could these aiRport security personnel would allow a hottie like kate to go on plane with this ridiculous overused TOP!

cadoras
cadoras

Hot, but I've suddenly got "Two by two, hands of blue," stuck in my head...

Flake
Flake

A very crap actress but such a pretty woman.