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Adam
Adam

whos vito?

oh yeah, and shes vile

fuck you who think she shits ice cream. get over her already. herpes, down syndrom eyes and a full on piece of shit

email
email

she's pretty.

The Random Dude
The Random Dude

Im sorry but your all those who hate Jessica Alba can get fucked and go to hell (especially that asshole Vito). When she has a bit of weight on her, she is just the hottest woman. She has such a beautiful, feminine frame unlike anything youll find on another woman. Shes still hot, just a bit on the skinny side, and being skinnier hasnt stopped her from being the most in-demand actress in the world at the moment. She built her career on being hot, remember?

SAVVY
SAVVY

MWAHAHA TRY AGAIN NERDS!

SHES HOT HOT HOT!!

AND JUST SO YOU KNOW.. YOUR WORDS DON'T MAKE HER ANY LESS HOTTER!!

Mercenary2000
Mercenary2000

Gross, anorexic, herpes infested biatch, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!

Adam
Adam

jesSUCKA albaTROSS is just awful.

bad skin, bad attitude, horrendous face, and boy-like body. with the postierior of rosie o donnel

herpes ho!!!! lol it couldnt have happened to a better person-- i mean, alien---i mean. a pile of garbage. trashy tacky little slut

david10006
david10006

pass....i think i'll go watch my "dark angel" DVD's and remember the good old hot days.

franky
franky

i know alot of latinas with natural blond hair so thats shitty to say that anybody that dye their hair blond is trying to be white.

Adam
Adam

pic 4, HOW can ANYONE find this snail trail "PRETTY"???!!!!!!! vile vile vile

oh yeah, and does anyone know shes got HERPES?! moe-n-jack?! youd STILL hit that?! you STIL think shes the hottest and can do no wrong?!

and discuss....

Adam
Adam

What the Hell is this Crap?

Ashamed of her heratige, wishes she was white (ethnic people dying their hair blonde is so pathetic. Blonde ONLY exists in white culture, ergo, she wishes she were white), shitty actress, lost too much weight so now her face is long and horselike.

NEXT!

^ ^ thank you!!!!

and

Phillip McCracken

“but she’s still the 2nd hottest woman on the planet”

which planet is that?

Pluto? where there IS no women, and, shed STILL be at best 2nd best looking on the planet.

^ ^ ROFLMAO!!!!!!! hell yea! shes more like the #1 FUGLIEST , then rosario dawson. your so fucking right, this overated, talentless twit needs to take her HUGE bobble head out of her HUGE celuliteridden ass and just fucking die already!

i love these comments! finally is ANYONE seeing the LIGHT?!

just a fucking sperm dumpster. fucking dissappear, you slutty cunt

wait till malkavian appears.....and let the "jessie is so beautiful! stop being jealous and fat and get yourself to a shrink!" blah blah blah get over her, i think malkavian IS albatross. LOL makes sence!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

"but she’s still the 2nd hottest woman on the planet"

which planet is that?

Pluto? where there IS no women, and, shed STILL be at best 2nd best looking on the planet.

Phil
Phil

Not her best photos....but she's still the 2nd hottest woman on the planet

Prosidy
Prosidy

Unpleasant.

Untalented.

Unimportant.

Herman B
Herman B

hi baby. i keep looking at you wearing that gift rap, and all i can think about is that tiny little bow

been over and say ah, while i spank that little butt

natra
natra

Dying your hair blonde has nothing to do with wanting to be white, moron.

And I don't understand why everyone is upset with Jessica Alba for saying she doesn't feel like a latina. She's not denying her heritage or being ashamed of it, she just doesn't want to be labelled a latina since she isn't really a latina. Why is America so obsessed with race?

That said, she looks like crap here. The long, straight hair just elongates her face even more and the hair and makeup make her look pale and sick. And that dress, I think my 5-year old cousin owns a dress just like that one..

ninja
ninja

she'd be hot...if not for the herpes and downs syndrome eyes...

RockHard
RockHard

After she swallows my load she can cut my grass

whatever
whatever

SHES STILL SO FKN GORGEOUS!!

ALBEIT CONSERVATIVE..TAD BORING..BUT SOOOOO PRETTY! :)

#1

GET OVER IT FKN PUTAAAAAAA

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i wonder which orifice that award shes holding in her hand in the 2nd picture on page one and on page 3 is gonna get shoved in 1st?

her nasty tuna hole or Cash Warrens Asshole?

maybe better yet, well get lucky, shell put it on the table, get up in the middle of the night, trip on the leg of a chair, fall into it and get it rammed into her earhole piercing whatever brains she may have in her head.

k
k

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chihuahua

Dat_doOd
Dat_doOd

Bitch fell way da fuck off, she used to be so dam fine too.. fuckin shame smh

d55
d55

I will suggest again that she do a commercial for gilette mach series with that manly jaw.

M
M

Ugly ass stockings

junglegirl
junglegirl

she's such a snotface and her hair color sucks..

ForgetHer!
ForgetHer!

!!! davige101

"What a darling little boy!"

LMFAOOO omg you make my LIFE

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

lemon,

What does her being half white have anything to do with it? There are plenty Hispanics who are half white or even 100% white. But I don't think there is one dude on this planet who didn't look at Alba and think, "She's latina, right"....cause she has the very typical "latina" face? The reason why Alba says all that shit she has though is because she's stupid.

And I've stopped given a shit about this bitch after she started losing all that weight like if she was one of these dumb white girls that get stick thin to impress the homos and other little fashion obsessed girls. Those Dark Angel days are over. Just like Cameron Diaz's "The Mask" body has been long gone too.

Jamieson
Jamieson

absolutely gorgeous. so perfect. not a big fan of the shoes tho.

Wow
Wow

She looked better when she had weight on her. And get rid of the blonde hair.

lemon
lemon

She's hot, looks nothing like a boy. On the other hand, what she's wearing is ugly and her attitude is shitty. That pretty much sums it up.

Oh and I've said this before, but who cares, I'll repeat it: the girl is half white and if she's only lived in France she can't say she's a latina, cause she isn't. I have a friend like that who's half white, half latin and he's never been to a latin country, he knows nothing about latinos (not even the language)...he's never even met his father (who's a latino). So how could he possibly say he's a latino in that case? That would be a lie.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

jesus!! who cares what race this bitch is? shed be just as ugly and overrated if she was black, white, or simpsons yellow for christs sake.

Viking Balls
Viking Balls

She's pretty, no doubt. And she is half white, by the way, for everyone accusing her of betraying la raza with her hair, weight, etc.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

another "whys shes famous" bitches.

not attractive and untalented and she doesnt get naked and fuck.

what is the purpose of allowing her to make movies?

antonio
antonio

first poster i agree.she sucks as an actress too.

Flake
Flake

She looks about 40 odd here.

john
john

when she doesn't smile she looks like dudley do-right

Pookie
Pookie

Looks like the chick that serves coffee at my parents church.

What the Hell is this Crap?
What the Hell is this Crap?

Ashamed of her heratige, wishes she was white (ethnic people dying their hair blonde is so pathetic. Blonde ONLY exists in white culture, ergo, she wishes she were white), shitty actress, lost too much weight so now her face is long and horselike.

NEXT!