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Please Help The Bastardly NOT Come in Last…

Our goal is simple: Not come in last.

Please help us by voting a few times every 24 hours from a few different computers.

1. If you work in a computer lab, make sure you ask everyone to vote for us.
2. If you work in an office, make sure you go to each computer on your floor & vote for us!

And, just in case you forget, Jackson & I will be sure to remind you a few times during the day to VOTE FOR US


34 comments
Warrior
Warrior

Oh! Perfect job!

Very good and helpful post.

I add your interesting blog in my iGoogle page!

We'll expect many new interesting posts from you ;)

Rich
Rich

Melissa wrote:

"This site, gotta say, has a lot of weird, extremely picky guys…guys who put down women that they couldn’t possibly get. NO SITE uses the word “tranny” more than this one and I swear, it’s usually small, insecure men OR fat, severely pear shaped women who use this term. (esp for the gorgeous VS angels) So there, I just identified the demographic of this site. haha"

Actually, I happen to prefer pear shaped women-- a preference that I feel VERY secure about. :)

As for tranny, well, it's a term for either transvestite or transexual (or both) I think.

Whatever shape and size you are, it helps to be proud of it, including if you're a transexual, or a woman who simply happens to remind some people of one. ;)

Rasheed
Rasheed

@ #22, you sound a like a faggot, so shut the fuck up.

@ #23, only a fugly bitch would actually give a fuck and say stuff like that, who gives a shit about all these comments? Newsflash: in real life most women are fugly/boring/ unattractive too, Hollywood/showbiz is no different. And you´re not making any sense anyway, why would I care if I can´t get with fugly hoes?

Flake
Flake

I like this site coz I don't want to kow about what celebs are doing and the captions are funny sometimes but you guys have to lay off the whole shoving someones pics in your face constantly. It's like c'mon and surprise us or shock us. Enough with the following Kim K around and ooh look, Jessica Alba just farted or she's breathing. Becoming predictable.

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

btw the poll is tracked by cookies not by IP Addy

DonkeyCock
DonkeyCock

I just put us over the top.... put in 100 votes when we loose the lead I'll bump it up again... This site allows me to be the person I've only dreamed of.. From demeaning high priced celebs for crooked teeth to bagging and tagging butta faces... The Bastardly is by far the best celeb blog... Oh and #23 Melissa... you're a cunt!

Rasheed
Rasheed

The Bastardly is cool, but other sites often post hotter women and better pics, But TB is #1 at the moment, so it´s lookimg good.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Wait a minute....you guys are trailing behind GO FUG YOURSELF????!

GO FUG YOURSELF? THE *worst* celeb site out there??? Two of the most unfunny women to EVER walk the Earth?

Oh no. That shit don't fly in Caitie's hood. No, sir.

How many times do I have to vote and from how many different computers???

junglegirl
junglegirl

all those other sites are gay and take forever to approve your comment, what a piece of shit. And yeah they're full of those "first" retards.

Captain Jack Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow.

hey

i wrote a script to generate different IP's and used it to cast 32 votes.. and it is thought rigging elections is hard

melissa
melissa

This site, gotta say, has a lot of weird, extremely picky guys...guys who put down women that they couldn't possibly get. NO SITE uses the word "tranny" more than this one and I swear, it's usually small, insecure men OR fat, severely pear shaped women who use this term. (esp for the gorgeous VS angels) So there, I just identified the demographic of this site. haha

joe
joe

Bastardly attracts HATERS and isn't really funny...just rips women apart...you need more than that to be #1.

BigDaddy
BigDaddy

no worries mate...

no one actually LIKES perez hilton

Bastardly brings the funny and sexy better than the rest.

Sparks
Sparks

To be honest the Bastardly isn't really a gossip site. You guys don't post any news on the celebs just their pics. That said, the Bastardly still rocks!!

Princess
Princess

Wow, you guys have lots of fans. I went to vote and you guys are in second place already. WOOHOO!!! LOL

Twinkle
Twinkle

jo, why are you coming here if you hate the site that much?

jo
jo

Perez go go!!!

jo
jo

Never!! You're racist and sexist. Why should i help you? I hope you do come in last!!!

Rick
Rick

Done!. And just create a great "Bastardly Autoclick for vote purpose" script, working for you 24 hours a day.

Seeya

Flake
Flake

They will get a cookie. It's like a high school popularity contest.

Bastardly will always be the outcast so theres no point in trying. You should give up.

Flake
Flake

I know a lot of people with computers and I'm sure they could do some damage.

The question is what's in it for me?

I don't see any Michelle Pfeiffer pics at all. I think I wont vote.

Twinkle
Twinkle

btw... those yellow arrows look like penises... lol

job
job

1#bastardly, #2thesuperficial for me and others suck limpy cocks

M
M

Go Fug Youself is #1?! I don't believe it.

Yelena
Yelena

Sorry, but Go Fug Yourself is wittier by far and deserves to be in first place...I come here mainly for the pictures

zero255zero
zero255zero

what would my life be like without the daily bastardly bugle.

bill
bill

i hate perez hilton. i enjoy hollywoodtuna though, too. although bastardly's amazing.

midas
midas

you need to blog more often

there are more hot chick photos on perez' site

Twinkle
Twinkle

@ 1 that is true... i love this site and i voted for you guys... i like superficial too, man... there's just something about perez hilton that is off... and uhh, go fug yourself is a fugly site.

Peetee
Peetee

Already up to sixth. Do you get some sort of shiny prize for victory?

john
john

wear last place like a crown of laurels

especially in a poll where a one joke pony like Go Fug Yourself

is in first place

and a strident, unapologetic suck-up like perez hilton

is in second