Kim Kardashian @ Her Playboy Magazine Cover Party

W/ this issue, Playboy is going to satisfy horndoggs across numerous Bastardly Horndogg Communities

1. Gangsta Horndoggs in the rap industry
2. White Horndoggs who listen to gangsta rap & like what Gangsta Horndoggs like
3. General Horndoggs who like the huge booty
4. The Middle Eastern Bastardly Horndogg Community
5. Any others…?

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76 comments
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Mica ur such a hater. Kim looks perfect just the way she is. What u want her to look like paris hilton anorexic with no type of body. You have to be a white girl to say something like thats or just simply a HATER lol.

Cathy
Cathy

@ 71 I am originally from Montreal but I'm half italian half lebanese..why??

Cathy
Cathy

Bitter LMFAO!! You made yourself look like a total idiot!! where's the double negative you dumb twat?? go learn your english. GOD americans are sooo fucking goddamn dumb!!!!!

sillyho
sillyho

Cathy are you quebecoise?

mbitter
mbitter

"I really really could not care less :)" double negative, means you care very much what he thinks. cathy, you are a tool.

Cathy
Cathy

Hey crack head, I can't raise your IQ nor educate you...too bad if you're a fuckin idiot...when I was talking about the fullfilling career (i.e the real estate cie that I own), I meant that Im also smart and successful, the point was to say that why on God's Earth would I post some pics on some random site and have perverts jerk off to it?

It's obvious by your comments on this site that you have some serious fucking issues not to mention that you're either some frustrated dyke or a homo.

Maybe in your delusional world, there isn't one chick that everyone wants to date but it does exist.

Anyways, like I said, you can think whatever you like, I really really could not care less :)

cindylou
cindylou

she looks good as always

Dat_doOd
Dat_doOd

i enjoy the beautiful big booty brazilian porn myself. *nods head and walks away*

delia
delia

who the hell is caitie

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

When the fuck did the Bastardly degenerate into flame wars on a thread?

Fucking ridiculous you people... you realize these arguments are fucking pointless right?

(shakes head)

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

Ed Yang:

Yeah, the brunette Naomi with the bubble butt that is a total freak is the one I'm talking about. I think she goes by "Naomi" not "Naomi Russell".. anyway...

as to Euro-whores... I don't know any by name.. they're kind of random Hungarian and Czech sluts, but really hot. Check out Manuel Ferrara, Jonny Darkko, and Christoph Clark flicks - they are full of em... they are easy on the tats and implants and heavy on nastiness... just my speed.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

like i said, Cathy was talking shit.

and regardless of what anyone thinks of someones looks, you can still have a shitty personality, and if you are as hot as you are claiming, and by saying,

"I can garantie you that if and when you do see me in person, your jaw will drop as it is the reaction that everyone has when I walk down the street"

you ARE claiming that....it dont matter how attractive you MAY be on the outside, cause you seem like one of the, if not THE ugliest person INSIDE on this whole site.

and someone thats "humble" doesnt EVER say shit like you have been, you are the opposite of humble.

and who cares if you have a fullfilling job? so do i, and that doesnt make ME an attractive LOOKING person. maybe "attarctive" as a whole package, but, WTF does someones fullfilling job have to do with how they look? or in fact their intellegence? shit i sound like a 5 year old retard, you must be a 3 year old retard.

but like i said, hey proof is in teh pudding, and, if you didnt shit talk about hwo hot you were to start with....cause thats a humble statement (rolls eyes) i wouldnt have responded with my comments here.

but alas, we have yet ANOTHER shit talker. keep believe EVERY GUY looks at you like that, cause that TOO is a HUMBLE attitude....cause if its ONE thing this sight proves, NOT everyone has the same tastes. and there isnt ONE female on the face of the earth EVERY GUY wants to date, well i guess except you since you said "EVERYONE HAS THAT REACTION" when you walk down the street.

give me a fucking break. and you called me teh retard and people here call ME delusional.

Rasheed
Rasheed

The pics looked very nice, I now love this whore even more. I´d suck her juicy nipples dry (best fake tits I have ever seen!) and bang her amazing ass completely silly.

Pak31
Pak31

Okay Edward, you really didn't have to post those names for me to know what type of person you are. Sorry, I am not like that. It's actually kind of scary to me that someone would be able to make a list like that but based on the posts you have made I guess you don't say anything rational just sexual because it looks like you spend about 90% of your life watching porn. Then again I don't "know" you so I don't want to say anything else. I know that guy's genitals are what controls a lot of what they do and/ or think so I can see WHY a guy would be interested in it but all those girls are people, messed up people. I guess you feel women are here for one reason only. Oh well. Anyway, Kim K. I can't say enough about her. She is one of the nastiest looking chicks ever. If guys like a hard looking, over made up sexual girl then that's fine. Look at her, she looks like she's a hooker and she's so proud of her accomplishments too. Look Mom, look what I have accomplished in my life!! What a loser.

hero
hero

its American fascination with porn and erotica that has resulted in sumone like kim to be celeb as we know them now.

Flake
Flake

She looks really really ugly here. This is the ugliest I've seen her. She has an alien head.

Cathy
Cathy

Oh and as you have said crack head, anyone can post hot pics right or pics that just don't belong to them as it has happened on this site previously. so your little bet to get me putting pics makes no sense. You wanna see how hot I am, come see me in person that way you'll know I'm not lying. fuckin retard, you need some serious help, by the way you talk, you sound like a retarded 5 yr old.

Cathy
Cathy

@ Phillip crack head please refer to previous posts. I am not "claiming" anything, I am simply stating what a lot of women and men have told me. I have NOTHING to prove to you or anyone else sweetie. I can garantie you that if and when you do see me in person, your jaw will drop as it is the reaction that everyone has when I walk down the street not to mention the "hello beautiful", "oh my god she's gorgeous", etc.

As you may know, I have a fullfilling career, am smart and savy and am usuall very humble but you people have made me talk about myself because of the nonsense you throw around about posting pics on this site. You and I all know that any woman that does that is and can only be some desperate, attention seeking, low self confidence whore.

that said, you can think whatever the fuck you wanna think I could not care less. :D

Dodgemagnum
Dodgemagnum

catie has sent me her picture and I can vouch for her that she has a better body and is better looking than 99% of any of the woman who have ever been on Bastardly.com

She is a hot. BTW Phillip, I love Ludivine Sagnier, her body was smokin' hot in the Swimming pool but, Catie is hotter!

CAR
CAR

i have to admit, she is a hottie with an exquisite face. but being an attention whore is a turn-off.

brian
brian

Im with 28 Cathy should send her pic in. And if she does I honestly promise not to say anything mean. I'll only comment on if she looks like Monica Belluci and Kim K or not. And I would really love to know if this playboy issue sold well or not. Something tells me it didn't.

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

Doom, you are absolutely right. Monica Sweetheart should be in the top twenty, perhaps even in the top ten. She has provided me with hours of entertainment over the last seven years and I should've saluted her properly. She is super scrumdiddlyoshious, better looking than half the fashion models they try to sell us on (!cough! Alessandra Ambrosio !cough!) and always has a wink and smile for the viewer at home.

I thought the Naomi I put on my list was the Naomi you're talking about. She's British, right? With dak curly hair and a incredible bubble butt? Aren't we talking about the same girl?

And you're right about Belladonna. She should be on the list as she is a sexual legend come to life. I think I will swap her with Chelsea Romero and make the list complete.

Any other Euro stars you think I should know about? I would appreciate the recommendation. My wife is taking a bath with the baby and soon the two of them will go to sleep and then I'm paying a visit to my laptop for my nightly wank. Throw me something fresh to put me to sleep.

YANG SALUTES DOOM.

UltraSkinnyGirl
UltraSkinnyGirl

Look at that big gut!Just remember that starving is an example of excellent willpower. You are starting to look bulky.

Big Papi
Big Papi

nasty mudshark that's made out of plastic.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

Ed Yang:

You are a true connoisseur of porn: The mark of a true "Bastard"

However, a quibble with your list:

Monica Sweetheart at #48? Hell no! Top 20. MINIMUM! This bitch is hot as fuck, is game to do anything in porn and got DP'ed by Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus like it was nothing. This bitch is a true fucking porn star.

Naomi Russell? Please, bro, that's an ugly ass pasty white bitch. You totally slipped on that one. The Naomi you should have included is this one:

http://www.evilangel.com/page.php?node=item&item_id=1674

This bitch is the truth. She brings the heat in every performance. A straight up super-whore.

Other super-whores you missed:

1. Belladonna - this bitch is straight up depraved.

2. Basically, you need to cut down on these American skanks and put in a lot more Euro-whores. They are hotter and much better on camera.

Nevertheless, a worthy list.

DOOM SALUTES YANG.

Zeddicus
Zeddicus

This bitch just cant get a break, first with the lamest sex tape known to man, then a show that’s sinking like the titanic and finally with the one of the most over hyped playboy shoots of all time, my advice is give it the fuck up.

lokiman the true bastard
lokiman the true bastard

my god you guys need ta step outside find a real woman and then proceed ta actually engage in some intercourse. top 50 list? fuckin' 'ell mate???

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

Yes, Phil, it's Aubbrey Addams that's on my list and yes, she's only 20. Praise Jesus for 20 year old girls that fuck like that. They are one of the few things that make life worth living, which is why I want someone to please kill me, because the last time I fucked a 20 year old was when I was 20, and I'm not 20 anymore. Not even close.

UltraSkinnyGirl
UltraSkinnyGirl

Looks like she has a pillow attached on her butt.What a freak.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

AH is that her "Porn" name?

on IMDB, shes listed as "april" and under Eve's Beach Fantasy, it says "April Addams"

wait i just looked, its a DIFFERENT person...

Aubry is only 20, born in 87, April Adams is born in 75....

check out Eve's Beach Fantasy on IMDB, adn see if your recognize her...

reba
reba

LIKE IT WAS MENTIONED ABOVE. SHE'S PROUD OF DOING PLAYBOY??????? SHE'S GOIN' DOWN SOONER THAN SHE CAN SPELL HER OWN NAME!!!

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

Aubrey Addams, Phil. Not April. Although if today was 11.7.99, April Summers would be on the list.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

April Adams is kinda hot. i didnt even realize she was a porn star till i showed my friend whos a porn watcher a Troma Movie called "Eve's Beach Fantasy" and he was like, that chick does porn.

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

^Typo: ...here THEY are: (not here THERE are).

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

You're not missing anything Johnny Mak. Pak31 seems to hate when I post a comment, so I just thought I would post the most obnoxious and lengthy comment I could post. But I still need to round out the top 100, so here there are:

93. Vanda

94. Sammy Cruz

95. Courtney Cummz

96. Roxy Jezel

97. Julia Bond

98. Hillary Scott

99. Lana Croft

100. Aubrey Addams

And for those of you who are real porn afficianados, the Best Mouth Cumshot EVER (and I mean ever) was taken by McKenzie Miles and can be seen in the scene she did for bangbros.com. It's number one by a mile. If you've seen it you know what I mean. It's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen in my entire life.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

No really, what's Edward's post about? It's like he's replying to Pak31 about something else but I don't see what he's replying to.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

just so people know what im talking about, and that im NOT making shit up...

Heres the thread...

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/11/02/kim-kardashian-playboy-photos-december-2007/#comments

comment #158...

"People who have said I looked like her actually said I look like a cross between her and monica bellucci..so I dont entirely look like her nor do I want to."

"Now do I think she’s beautiful? sure"

and heres another nugget from that thread....

"I know people that went to high school with her and she has always had this ass…."

to this i say, PRODUCE SOME PICTURES OF HER IN HS with that ass.

Vesper
Vesper

I'm with #28, let's see those pics. If you really are a mix of Monica and Kim I'm sure the Bastardly community will forever respect you. If you don't submit your pics on BLOtD, then we'll just assume it's all bullshit.

Riotboy
Riotboy

Edward Yang that is an impressive list of stars. I tip my hat to Ashley Blue, Ariana Jollee and Gauge in your top 5.

/nice Kim K. pics

Peetee
Peetee

A woman's not that hot when she looks better with clothes on.

junglegirl
junglegirl

she does look like a camel in the face, and she's too fat..could use 10-20 lbs

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Ludivine Sagnier and Kate Winslett are in my top 10, i think they have a pretty womenly body.

i just wanted to say, if that "Cathy" person comes on here to rant, in the Kim K Post from 3 days ago she claims shes a "Mix of Monica Belluci and Kim K" which to me means she thinks shes a hot piece of ass since she was talkinga bout how she thinks KIM is hot....

and while i dont think so, there is plenty of people here who think Kim is (and im sure monica too) is hot, JohnnyMak, Tony Soprano to name 2 that im SURE would LOVE to see you submit yoru picures for Bastardly Lady Of The Day to see if yoru talking a load of shit (most probably) or if you comparing yourself to Kim and Monica is true.

so to her, i say either put up or shut the fuck up.

the only thing that pisses me off here is people like that that claim some ridiculous shit like "i look like a mix of Kim K and Monica Belluci" but for some strange reason REFUSE to send their pictures in for BLOtD.

so after all the shit this "Cathy" talked 2 or 3days ago, i challenge her to put up or shut up and letteh bastardly community decide if she in fact IS as hot as shes claiming she is, or infact just to see if her claim of "I look like a mix of Kim and Monica Belluci" is a load of shit.

and make sure you send it REAL pictures, dont go online and find some hot female on myspave and CLAIM its you.....cause with all the shit youtalked the other day, you seem like that type of person.

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

the seams on that dress are going to rip.

mmmmmmeow.

mama want. mama like.

: )