Writers Guild of America Strike: A Bastardly Take

This comes from Beans @ The Bastardly Society:

Producers should:

1. Drive to the zoo.

2. Borrow some monkeys

3. Put said monkeys into a room with a bunch of typewriters.

4. ?????

5. Profit.

Hollywood writers are delusional. Their job is cake, they keep recycling the same crap over and over. They probably have a choose your own adventure template they use and bust out a screenplay in an afternoon. [Source]

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Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL that overrated slob from the office is backing them now too i read....

Big Papi
Big Papi

I love it when the celebs feel the need to offer their support.....of course when it's all caught on camera. but there's a lot of money in the biz and everyone wants a bigger piece.

keel
keel

i love how they strike with posters its so cute...like a real job strike!

and i also like the songs they sing that i see on the news....like we are the writers, the mighty mighty writers...WTF!?

w/e no big loss, just gather up a bunch of 12 yr old boys who can write the same used up crap that they did over and over again, same, maybe better results.

dgstan
dgstan

Maybe they could show the reruns of The Donnelly Boys so I could get an eyeful of that hot piece of ass.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

she looks WAY older than 23. shes was born in 84? looks more like 74 at the very least....

Blue Hands John
Blue Hands John

Her uncle is a crackpot leftist and her father probably too, not realy a surprise to find her here.

This chick is ugly by every standard.

Mortadelo
Mortadelo

Is this girl Olivia Wilde? Veeeeeery beautiful!

Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo

Isn't she an actress on House? So why is she striking with them? Oh I know, b/c her sympathy will get her more money! good thinking.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i wish i wasnt so fucking lazy. i wouldve written something months ago when i heard this was apossiblity and couldve gotten something produced.

oh well.

SmackyD
SmackyD

she's nearly perfect

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

As long as it does not delay the release of the Batman and Indiana Jones sequels, I don't really care. Also, please post more pictures of the delicious Olivia Wilde.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

And since Big Papi isn't here, I'd pee in her butt.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

The collective intelligence of the US goes up 5 IQ points every day the strike continues. For the good of the country, I hope it lasts a long time.

Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf

I'd plow that fugly bitch! Just kidding, she's a total babe and House is even better this season with 13 joining Cuddy and Cameron as total eye candy.

king biscuit
king biscuit

Be interesting to see how this pans out. What compromises may have to be made - on both sides.

john
john

testament to the readership i guess

that an interesting thread has no comments

still i'm surprised there isn't at least one

"i'd plow her"

or

"fugly bitch"

comment about olivia wilde