Bastardly Rumor: Is Jessica Simpson a Industry Whore?

Edward Yang said…

I heard a rumor that Jessica Simpson is, as of today, the best fuck in the entertainment biz, and that’s why she’s allowed to stick around, because she’s not really making anyone a lot of money, so I guess they figure they’ll just pass her around until she outlives her purpose, which should be in about ten years. But seriously, she is a fantasy fuck for sure. I heard she’ll do anything and that she talks filthy dirty between the sheets and that everything she learned about sex she learned from the Jackass crew, which to me, means she probably fucks like a porn star, that she’s not stuck up in bed like most young actresses. I would murder my mother to have sex with Jessica Simpson for three minutes, doggie-style, on a couch, with her skirt hiked up, shoes on. I mean, someone please really seriously just kill me already. [Jessica Simpson @ 11TH Annual ACE Awards]

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  • nancybhefley

    I was one who can testify to Jessica is excellent in bed. When she was 26 in 2006 I was lucky enough to be the script supervisor for a film (will not say) and worked endlessly with her she asked me if there was anyway she could pay me back – I smiled and looked at her cleavage … She said oh, you want to fuck me ? My 45 year old self smiled – next thing you know she had her top off and was giving me the greatest blowjob of my life — I couldn’t hold back and came in her mouth like 3 minutes into it … And yes she does swallow … She said your not leaving without making me come … I went down on her and made her come …never put my cock into her but we both made each other come …
    I worked with her as long as she wanted after that and she did fine in the film …
    She can suck a 9 incher like a lollipop — best non intercourse sex I ever had …

  • MoeJackson

    Damn–photo/video or it didn’t happen!!