Bastardly Rumor: Is Jessica Simpson a Industry Whore?

Edward Yang said…

I heard a rumor that Jessica Simpson is, as of today, the best fuck in the entertainment biz, and that’s why she’s allowed to stick around, because she’s not really making anyone a lot of money, so I guess they figure they’ll just pass her around until she outlives her purpose, which should be in about ten years. But seriously, she is a fantasy fuck for sure. I heard she’ll do anything and that she talks filthy dirty between the sheets and that everything she learned about sex she learned from the Jackass crew, which to me, means she probably fucks like a porn star, that she’s not stuck up in bed like most young actresses. I would murder my mother to have sex with Jessica Simpson for three minutes, doggie-style, on a couch, with her skirt hiked up, shoes on. I mean, someone please really seriously just kill me already. [Jessica Simpson @ 11TH Annual ACE Awards]

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