Kimborat Bordashian Hits the Beach!! Yummy!!

From the Bastardly Desk of Mr. Phillip McCracken:

hey guys!!! thought u might enjoy these photos. i was at the beach this weekend, and to my surprise, Kim Kardashian was there!!!

i couldn’t help but snap these photos and send them to you guys at the bastardly, since i know you guys love celebrity pictures, and i know that kim has SOOOOOO many loyal fans on your sight. so, heres a gift for all the Kim K fans from me, Phillip McCracken….

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like okay
like okay

this is so not funny. kim is soo pretty. people are just jealous of her fame , fortune and beauty.

Cathy
Cathy

oh and Phillip, as much as you try to hide it, your long boring essays ptove that you are soooooooooo jealous of Kim cos I know you are probably a woman by the things you say... eat your heart out, she is and always will be hotter than you can dream of being...get over it already and move on..

Cathy
Cathy

LMAO @ phillip crack head..so you ARE amitting you're a no life loser with no friends!! I agree with Tony, you must be a serial killer or some pedophile...

"whats funny is, id rather be an idiot without a life, then some shit talker on a website claiming that EVERYONE that walks past me is so impressed their jaw drops, but cant back it up…."

THAT'S the best you've got?? I have class and a life, not desperate as you are, that's why I don't have to back up anything. But come up to Montreal, assign a time and a place, and I promise you I will back up everything I said. Fuckin loser.

ninja
ninja

oh fuck...the borat head on kim's body in pic #1 is nightmare material...looks like an out of control robot...with big tits and a huge ass...

Mike
Mike

:)) hilarious...

great stuff, although i feel a little sorry for seeing that photo...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

hey no prob cindylou. and make no bones about it, i DO hate her. and as for someone i dont know, well, ive read enough and seen enough to gauge an opinion, and, her TV show is reality right? how would YOU gage someone that encourages her TEN YEAR ODL SISTER to work a stripper pole for a TV camera crew?

i have a serious issue with people being famous for NO Viable reason.

see, supermodels, IE Adriana, or Ale, or people like that, a MAJORITY think they are attractive. so i UNDERSTAND why they are famous, even if i MIGHT not agree.

kinda like, with Carrie Underwood, shes pretty hot, even if i find her music not good, but i can "get" why shes famous.

people like Kim K boggle my mind. add Alba and Pantitrolle just to name 2, who also fit my mind boggling profile.

see, look at it like this....is Kim famous for ANYTHING but how she looks? IE acting? Writing? music? sports? NO. so, based on THAT shouldnt Kim be as HOT or HOTTER than say Lima or Ale?

now, take into account the amount of people that call her attractive, and those that call her unattractive.

its NOT a MAJORITY for her being hot, as it seems to be with say Ale and Adriana.

so.....why now is she famous?

i HATE people like this. i can TOLERATE Paris, cause, well, she basiclly invented the modern day theme of being famous for NO reason. and i find it pathetic that people like Kim are basiclly TRYING to be Paris, and failing miserably....cmon...sex tape? check. spoiled rich brat? check. BAD reality tv show? check. its ONLY a matter of time before we get a Kim Kardashian Music CD or music "produced" by her.

that to me is pathetic. people like kim shouldnt be trying to be famous to get self esteem because, well, as weve seen, the majority of people dont think shes as attarctive as SHE thinks she is....so, in the end... how do u think shes gonna end up AFTER she fails trying to get attention like the way she is? rehab? suicide? she should be seeing a shrink NOT doing all this shit for the public to judge her.

someguy
someguy

"and maybe you can do the same for kim."

Yeah, because sex videos and posing nude in Playboy aren't enough to tell you about a person.

cindylou
cindylou

^^^^actually i took a look at your blog and i noticed that dania ramirez is one of you top 10. so i do take back that statement. but from reading a lot of your rants about kim kardashian it seems like theres something more you dislike about her besides her being a slut. and some other comments you've made come off a bit hateful sounding as well. but like you say, you're entitled to your opinion and i to mine. and next time i'll do my research first before coming to an inference about someone i don't know. and maybe you can do the same for kim.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

and i dont know why i wrote that whole thing cause, well, Kim IS white. you are talking about skin color here not ethniticity, if shes not "white" then what is she?

Armenian ISNT A COLOR.... and armenians are WHITE in skin tone.

so in turn, you are kinda delusional if you think kims SKIN TONE, which is what you are refering to by saying WHITE, ISNT WHITE. cause Armenian is an ETHNITICY not a skin tone.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

uh, hi, Dania Ramierz is close to being in my top ten, and last time i checked....shes far from white.

or maybe they just photoshop her in EVERY PICTURE to NOT look white.

LOL and i hate her cause shes NOT white? give me a break. and it seems im not the ONLY one who thinks she looks like Borat, but yet again, im the ONLY one that gets picked on personally and in the past been called gay cause i think this bitch is NASTY, now its being implied that im racist? cmon...

funny, Paris Hilton doesnt really look like any man i know, and all the threads with Paris, i dont see ANYONE saying she resemebles a SPECIFIC man, like was being done in Kim threads weeks before i did any photoshopping.

maybe the guys here could do a Borat/Kim K poll, like, do you think Borat and Kim look a like? and i BET they'rd be WAY more than just my ONE vote...

and to end.... maybe you can then give me a reason why i hate Hayden Pantitrolle MORE than kim? cause, u know, shes so the oppisite of what everyone pigeonholes the "racists" on this site as liking. Cause, u know, WhoreRaat and Hayden Pantitrolle have SO much in common looks wise after the Height right?

cindylou
cindylou

^^^^ you never see anyone photoshopping paris hilton into borat now do you? kim's not a very decent person, i agree with you on that. but when you photoshop her to look like borat it no longer becomes a matter of who she is but rather what she looks like. and in my personal opinion phillip doesn't like what she looks like because she's not white.

someguy
someguy

@40

Yeah people hate Paris Hilton too, maybe it's because she's not white, right? Oh wait...

Maybe it's because she's a undeserving whore?

A.
A.

masterpiece

cindylou
cindylou

she doesn't look like borat. i think the only reason some people don't like her is because she's not white. and instead of coming up with stupid excuses why they don't like her maybe they should just flat out be real with themselves.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

nice spot lemon, but, if you look at the orginal pictures of Borat, he has the same style glasses on, which is why i chose those pics of kim....

lemon
lemon

LOL. Ok...this is not exactly funny, cause she has glasses on so you can't see any ressemblence.

Anyways, damn!! The photoshop used on her photos is EXTREME, seeing how big boned and midget-like this woman is.

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

I think he got what you said without it, and it's a yahoo translator. If you imagine it with an accent, French, Italian, etc....It makes it sound better.

Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano

@# 30 , it was a joke.

But Jesus, that google translator does a horrible job!!!

Anonomo
Anonomo

Fuck... this is just... fuck... whoever did this has got to... fuck, I can't even form a coherent sentence here. Fuck you, man. Fuck you.

SmackyD
SmackyD

Viva Phillip!!!!!!!!!

jdgreen
jdgreen

wow, more gays than i thought. gays on here love this stuff, just disgusting.

now gays imagining kim being a man, she looks too feminine.

ED
ED

^^^^Bastardly Mods!! You are much too funny today!! LoL! That picture of Kim in her tankini is priceless! LMAO!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

whats funny is, id rather be an idiot without a life, then some shit talker on a website claiming that EVERYONE that walks past me is so impressed their jaw drops, but cant back it up....

and im the one without a life, at least im not running around the internet pretending to be something im not.

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

Rough Tranlation:

Cathy said:

but what a idiotic without life!! The poor one, probably does not have many friends!! lol

Tony said:

I agree completely. It is really incredible A what a not it detest, I want to say my God! He does not have another thing has to make? lol, have You to look at his blog? It may be that he is a killer in series or a pedophile.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

thank you for the guess but i am neither a pedophile OR killer.

Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano

@ # 22 Cathy, je suis tout a fait d'accord. C'est vraiment incroyable a quel point il detest KK, j'veux dire mon Dieu! Il a pas autre chose a faire? lol, T'as regarder son blog? Il se peut qu'il soit un tueur en serie ou un pedophile. LMAO!

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

Just a thought....There is a BLOTD named Cathy and no one wants that to happen again. Believe me she was so bad she didn't even make the Worst BLOTD list.

Dat_doOd
Dat_doOd

lmao @ Phillip and his fuckin essays. NO LIFE.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL, i have absolutley NO admiration for her, and, LOL to everyone that says she DOESNT look liek Borat, there is just as many people that DO....

man i dont know guys, i think my photoshopping on THESE pictures is LESS noticable than Playboy's on her Playboy photoshoot pics.....

and you can all believe what you want. i am in no way gay thank you, i find it funnyi get called GAY because my opinion on whats attractive in a female DIFFERS from theirs.

didnt realize like Kate Beckinsale, Kate Winslett, Ludivine Sagnier, Brittany Murphy, Dania Ramierz were all men. thats interesting.

and cathy, you are TRULY the most laughable person on here. at least these other people are the shit talking bullshit artists YOU ARE.

everyone opinion here i respect, even if they arent anything else but hypocritical and dont respect MINE, but, YOU are the only person i dont, and wont EVER respect, since, well, someone with your laughable shit talking attitude is a fucking joke in life. i dont care how rich you are, people as delusional as YOU dont deserve respect.

cause like i said yesterday, and teh day before THAT, caliming you look like Monica Belluci crossed with Kim, im SURE that some of the people thinking Kim is HOT would LOVE to judge for themselves, but alas, i see no "BLOtD: Cathy" posts do i?

so you are the only one that ill say this to, go crawl back under a rock, at least the others talking shit about me dont come on here claiming that EVERYONE that they walk by has their jaw's drop at the sight of how beautyful they are.

and no, there is no children missing by me, but thanks for asking. i dont really see how you get like that from me photoshopping pictures, i mean, calling me a loser is closer to what could be the truth, but, like, a kidnapper? i dont really see how that fits in with someone photoshopping..... does that also mean the dude who spent 100x more time than i did photoshopping KIM's playboy shoot is ALSO a kidnapper?

hm... makes ya think....

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

A come on guys, gals...Your still here too. What brings him and you back to Kim, is each other....

Cathy
Cathy

lol @ Tony...mais quel idiot sans vie celui la!! Le pauvre, il doit probablement pas avoir beaucoup d'amis!! lol

Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano

I think that Phillip secretly admires Kardashian. He's really on her clit to say the least.

If I hated someone, I wouldn't spend that much time hating on them... At this point, what seems to be hate on the surface, is actually love deep down inside. Get a grip Phil, you've made your point, now get back to whatever else it is you do, dude.

junglegirl
junglegirl

Borat is too fit to look like Kim, he needs to gain 50 lbs

Cathy
Cathy

PATHETIC. Just goes to prove that Phillip is either a dyke or a homo. Get a life you loser!

glimmer
glimmer

i think playboy should hire phillip.... :)

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

Photo editor? Huh, and I thought you were actually at the beach Phil!?

junglegirl
junglegirl

Is Kim Kazakhstani? She looks like it, or maybe she's a Kazahkstani gypsy ? lol

Flake
Flake

Did Rasheed just call someone a fag? It's usually the other way around.

Lol at the wax comment. I bet she has bodylice.

Dat_doOd
Dat_doOd

womp womp The funniest thing about this shit is that she looks absolutely nothing like borat.

Uncle Eccoli
Uncle Eccoli

Poor Borat... How could you do that to him?

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Jeez, Phil.....cross the line much?

I'm fuckin' with ya, Phil. These aren't my cup of tea, but to each their own...

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

Phillip is seriously disturbed with his obsession on someone he claims he cannot stand.

I wonder if by where Philip lives there are any children reported as missing.