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poochini
poochini

No 28, he has been waxing his chest for years

cindylou
cindylou

the 2nd guy looks creepier than fabio to me

damla55
damla55

Dear God. That fabio dude is disgusting and scary looking. I bet his chest is hairy as hell.

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

I like the name Mick Saggins. That's a great name.

Mick Saggins
Mick Saggins

I'd pay huge amounts of money to see Fabio and that other bastard from Heroes fuck the living shit out of Hayden. Some home made porn where some poor bitch is getting slammed by 2 10" cocks, and screaming her fucking head off. Love me some of that pr0n.

ninja
ninja

fabio and hayden on the cover of a romance book would be disturbing as fuck...maybe ed yang can write it though...

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd be rubbing my weiner all over Hayden's soft round ass.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

shes showing us her future right?

since shes not jailbait anymore, shes now got nothing to fall back on for her to be famous, she prolly got fingercuffed by those 2 after these pictures were taken, hence trying to keep her career fresh.

to bad next year her vagina wont be so fresh from fucking all of hollywood so she can get ANY part...

fucking Pantitrolle needs to do a Loony Tunes and have a fucking anvil dropped on her annoying smug face.

junglegirl
junglegirl

Fabio is one sexy bitch haha..but I bet he's got a nasty veiny weiner though.

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

"Sweet pretty baby. So pretty. Bellisima."

"Uh, are you finished rubbing baby oil on your chest yet?"

"Come here. Pretty baby. Come her and let me look at you."

"Okay."

"[starts singing in Italian]"

"I don't understand what you're saying."

"I'm singing to you how much you are such a pretty little baby. Now you suck on my fingers while I feel your delicate pussy."

"I don't really understand Italian too well but when you were singing to me I could have swore I heard you say the word 'gnocchi.'"

"Uh, yes, my sweet bellisima, you are like soft tender dumpling that I long to put into my mouth."

"I think you also said the word 'Mussolini."

"Uh, yes, why not, you are to be like my dictator in love."

"What?"

"Uh...okay, my name's not really Fabio."

"What happened to your accent?"

"My name is Larry Skinner. I was born in Hermosa Beach. When I was 18 my parents paid for me to spend the summer in Naples and I had such a good time that I didn't ever want to leave. So I created this persona for myself. And then it just kind of took on a life of its own. What was I supposed to do?"

"Hermosa Beach is really ugly."

"Please don't stop sucking on my fingers. Please."

"They taste like onions."

"Before you go I have to ask you one thing. If I really was from Naples would you want to make love to me?"

"No. I wouldn't want to make love to anyone, dude. I'm not even twenty years old. I want to get fucked."

"Oh. I'm not very good at that. I'm good at the slow kind of sex, you know. The type where there's a lot of finger clasping and neck nuzzling."

"I was just going to give you a blow job."

"For real?"

"Yes, for real. And depending on whether or not you trimmed your balls I was even going to let you come in my mouth."

"Oh, wow. Can I? Can I, please."

"Okay. But only if you use this."

Hayden pulls a ziploc bag out of her jacket pocket. The bag is half-filled with what looks like vanilla pudding.

"When you're about to come just tap me on the shoulder. Then take your dick out of my mouth and pour this bag of Charlie Chowder down my throat. If you can do that we're set."

"Who's Charlie."

"Don't ask. It's just some sick thing I'm forced to do by the Chinese Man who programmed me."

Nora
Nora

never heard the term stink ring before

Flake
Flake

Put a sock in it Charlie.

Charlie
Charlie

Princess Hayden,

Now is the time to beware of those evil forces that would try to distract and deny you your destiny.

Those forces like old, long haired, D list celebrities and other middle aged past their prime "stars". They want nothing more than to use your Light to make them shine.

Heed Lilo before you. Your pink puffy pussy gives them strength, but sharing it with them will drain you of the spark with that was given to you. Given to you to bring the dark corners of this world into The Light that is your presence.

Do not let them smell your sweet, winking, stinkring, for that aroma and the aroma of your farts holds within it the cure to all of the diseases and affliections that plague mankind.

You are special, I might be the only one who understands just how special you are.

One last pitfall, do not listen to the false worshippers who say you look good in that trench coat. Of course you look good, you are a Goddess. But the jacket hides your Light.

You must at all time show as much of that tight toned tanned firm little body as possible.

Preferrably that high tight round shit locker and perky young titties.

Continue your journey. I'll be near to guide you.

Flake
Flake

That guy in the first pic is so scary looking. If I ever seen him on the street I would run away. Who the hell thinks he's hot?

The guy in the second pic who plays her dad is good looking for an old guy.

Any pics on the guy who plays Isaac Mendez, Ted and Peter Petrelli or am I asking for too much?

Flake
Flake

That guy in the first pic is so scary looking. If I ever seen him on the street I would run away. Who the hell thinks he's hot?

The guy in the second pic who plays her dad is good looking for an old guy.

Any pics on the guy who plays Isaac Mendez, Ted and Peter Petrelli or am I asking for too much?

luvin diz*
luvin diz*

ewww the guy in the first pic

i think apeared on Americaz next top model

EWW NOT HOT!

aja
aja

Why is this Fabio person considered hot? He is SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aja
aja

I have a newfound respect for Ms. Panettiere. You don't see her acting like a cheap ho. It was really sweet and cool and brave of her to try and save those Japanese dolphins too. She's so young, but cares about something other than herself and actually fought for her cause. it's refreshing.

PS - She looks scared of that creepy fug Fabio....

Noxioius Bob
Noxioius Bob

Bloody smurf haven't we seen enough of her?

paradise is near
paradise is near

Two big handsome men and one little very cute looking little girl, hmmm...

Pookie
Pookie

I'd give my allowance to watch Fabio have his way with her turd pipe.

dualmeister
dualmeister

OK seen the rest of the pics ! She looks great. All grow up and all.

Eduardo "the freek"
Eduardo "the freek"

Picture Page 1...John Savage? He is no less creepy than Fabio....Except that Fabio looks like he's playing for keeps....Or going to break her little neck.