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steve
steve

cash warren is A FUGLY LOSER.

YUCK.

FlipFool
FlipFool

Lucky Bastard he just happened to be at the right place in the right time and got Jess. But whatever feeling his outfit until i looked down. Note to Cash Chucks are not for everything man.

Adam
Adam

jibson

wtf is with her hands?

^ ^ ^ they lok like gargoyle hands, AND not to MENTION her FEET!!!! sick, there SO huge and narsty, and as for her shopping for him? i bet its because she and Change share shoes.

no wait, that was soo tooo nice of me, hers are bigger than his!

theres a thread of her and Change walking around in matching outfits, both wearing chucks or vans, and DAMN her feet are like optimus prime's!!!!!!

albatross is overrated to the hilt

shopaholic

She oozes happiness doesn’t she. Dressed head to toe in her Mum’s best black get-up. Looks like she’s ready to go to a funeral. And she’s supposed to be the sexiest woman alive. Pfft!

^ ^ well put shopaholic! LOL thats what i call my girlfriend, shes a model and all she does is go shopping. not that i mind, she always comes home laden with la perla lingierie, and.... well...need i say more?

SAVVY
SAVVY

GOOD NEWS!

LOOKS LIKE SHE GAINED SOME WEIGHT (ON HER FACE ANYWAY)

NOW YOU CAN STOP HATING ON HER

shopaholic
shopaholic

She oozes happiness doesn't she. Dressed head to toe in her Mum's best black get-up. Looks like she's ready to go to a funeral. And she's supposed to be the sexiest woman alive. Pfft!

Big Papi
Big Papi

He's a total bottom feeder. He's got to be hung like a horse for her to keep his mooching ass around.

Lauren
Lauren

k guys hes hot stop hating on him

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

HE graduated from Yale? wow, i wouldnt have ever guessed that.

ill have to check IMDB next time im there to see what movies he PAed on...

lemure
lemure

I bet he eats the cat trap and lays the pipe like a champ. Jessica Alba is overrated but way better looking than Cash. She must be dickmatized. I can totally understand. When a woman meets a man that knows how to do her properly, he could steal your car, burn your house down and kill your mom and you'd still keep him.

JT
JT

WTF is up with this douche-bag's sneeks?? Does he wear his Con's everywear??

Moelicious
Moelicious

i know he's a yale grad, so he's either has some old money behind him or he's a genius.

i'm gonna go w/ genius.

cid
cid

he was a production assistant. i use the past tense because..well..you know.

Charlie
Charlie

Some kind of stock broker or insurance or some bullshit. At least he used to before he got on the payroll.

Probably made all of 65k year before he teamed up with Herps.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

someone, what does he do?

beyond recieving Albatross' hand outs...

what does this guy do for a living, does anyone know?

and shes fucking butt ugly, and yet another talentless bitch with no redeeming value who shouldnt be famous

jibson
jibson

wtf is with her hands?

svetlana
svetlana

oh and she's wearing black tights with peep-toe shoes! that's exactly what I'm wearing today! so it is doable, yay, wasn't sure if it broke the whole "no nylons with open-toed shoes" rule

svetlana
svetlana

ugh HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY. and those forehead wrinkles annoy the hell out of me. Jessica is lovely.

RepresentsYou
RepresentsYou

You know what I love? I look exactly like Cash Warren except younger and more muscular. Maybe, I could get Jessica Alba...hmmm.

Jamieson*
Jamieson*

How can he wear dress pants and chucks when stepping out With Alba, she needs to get shot of him fast. and holla @ me. damn i'd beat that up so bad