Kellie Pickler @ 2007 AMAs: Slutty Dress Award Winner!

After reviewing tons & tons of pictures from the event I’ve come to two conclusions:

1. American award shows suck ass from a slutty attire standpoint. The fact of the matter is that chicks are simply not daring anymore.

2. This dress isn’t really that slutty or exciting, but when you compare it to the rest of the boring outfits, it’s definitely in a class of its own.

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30 comments
Goliano
Goliano

FYI: Slutty dresses don't touch the floor until the slut takes it off.

TRACY
TRACY

She's sooo fug...

Edward Yang
Edward Yang

I would saw off my own legs if I were allowed to fuck the nasty slut for an entire weekend while stoned.

Johnny Bravo
Johnny Bravo

It's so funny about all this plastic surgery. I will now quote Daniel Tosh, a great comedian.

"Plastic surgery allows you the rare opportunity to make your outer appearance to resemble your inner appearance: Fake!

That's a very positive joke for women unless you have fake boobs, but let's be honest, you're not smart enough to get that joke. How's that feel, whores?!

Keep telling yourself you did it so your shirts would fit better; you did it because you're a whore. You forgot because you're stupid."

"I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face, and stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it."

From the track America the Augmented.

Cathy
Cathy

her tits are fake, she did admitt on a radio station. However, they do look much smaller these days then on her american idol appereance. Wonder if she had them removed?

Big Papi
Big Papi

#17, allow me to retort. I stand corrected. And OF COURSE d list celebs never fully comment on jack shit one way or the other. They love to stir up any controversy they can. It's about the only way they can stay in the press. I can think of a better way....(cough...sextape....cough)

Lovely Me
Lovely Me

What's with the old face? Is that that look kids go for these days? She's awful, but the body is nice and the dress was the sluttiest compared to the others at that show.

Stone
Stone

Her tits are fake. Look at her on Idol and look at her now. Seacrest even joked about it when she came back to perform last season. Something like, "So...uh...how have you been spending your newfound wealth, Kellie? Bought any interesting things?" She quickly mentioned shoes and he was like, "Uh, right, that's what I was talking about...moving on," because you can't say "titties" on American Idol.

Still, them's some mighty fine fakes, and she sure does look nice in that vaguely slutty dress.

shopaholic
shopaholic

She could pass as Ellen Barkin's twin.. and that ain't no compliment!

major
major

she used to stalk ruben studdard.

davige101
davige101

not slutty enough for this slut to go slutting around in.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

Face: definitely butta...Boobies: definitely fake.

Too bad we don't have any photos of her when she was on American Idol. If we did, you would see that she took her first pay check and went straight to the surgeon's office and bought herself a nice pair of titties. Isn't America great??!!

Attention Kellie Pickler, Attention...your 15 minutes are now officially up.

Leni
Leni

She's 21? No way, I'm almost 30 and look much younger than her.

Anyway, she's ugly but I agree with Phillip, her body looks good in this horrible dress.

SomeDewd
SomeDewd

Her back makes me hungry for chocolate chip cookies.

JT
JT

Who's complaining? She squeals like a pornstar!!!!

zero255zero
zero255zero

she looks like a milf, and at the tender age of 21, that is no compliment.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

isnt the thing about weather her tits are real or not still up in the air?

didnt she never really "deny" they were fake, she beat around the bush about it?

Big Papi
Big Papi

tits are real, face has had some work.

Joe
Joe

The BNBC. LOL. Those are fake.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I was thinking the same thing about her face. She's been under the knife. Regardless, I'd fuck her in every hole.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

i really like how her body looks in the dress.

shes had to have face work done. she looked cute on around her time on american idol, but she looks different in the face now...

kinda like that Heidi girl from the Hills, i saw an older picture of her and she looked pretty hot, but she looks so oddly different from being worked on now.