Giada De Laurentiis vs. Rachael Ray – Round 2

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Giada vs Rachael, Round 1, is currently at 177 comments… I never would’ve thought that. Well, that post was from around 2 years ago… look where we’ve come to now.

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richard ludwig
richard ludwig

both gia and rachael ray should have a fuck-off to see which is more fun in bed :P

Larry Smile
Larry Smile

In Defense of Rachael Ray:

First, we have to understand what the Food Network really is. It is a network of entertainment shows. They do not really expect everyday folks to actually make the foods that are shown on the channel. Once I did make the pizza that Rachael showed. It cost me $20 to buy the ingredients to follow her recipie. You can buy 3 pizzas for $5 each from one commercial pizza business.

Second, one has to respect what Rachael has accomplished during her food career. She never went to culinary college like Giada and many of the rest of the food hosts. But, Rachael has a certain everyday girl next door appeal which makes her about a reported annual income of $18 million dollars a year. Who else writes so many cook books, tours around the world, endorses products, has an Oprah encouraged daily talk show, has her own monthly magazine, and more?

Third, she is the first to tell you that she is only a "cook" and not a "chef." How many of "us" are chefs? Hardly none. We are all mostly "cookers" of food during our everyday lives.

Fourth, yes, you can compare the physical attributes of Rachael and Giada all day long. But, it will not keep them off the network food and getting generous contracts. You can make fun of Giada's head and glorify her breasts. You can make fun of Rachael's voice and her figure, too. But, these women (ages 38 and 40 almost) are laughing all the way to the bank.

Fifth, what all the shows on the Food Network do is to eliminate the complexity and mystery of foods. So just accept them for their entertainment value and remember no one of us is ever going to make any kind of love to either of these two women. You would be lucky to meet them at a book signing if you are willing to wait in line and pay the price of the book.

You can tell that I like both these women. And, I also like Alton Brown's "W" personality (Vickie Eng) who appears in vignette's on his show 'Good Eats." She is alto a "hottie." And, Ingrid Hoffman needs more exposure, too. She is another beautiful woman.

Be well.

Larry from Illinois

Darron Sinclair
Darron Sinclair

you people fucking digust me!!! Giada is the most beautiful,goregeous prefect woman on the planet earth. Rachel Ray has the sweetest, cutest face ever! you 12-year-old nut jobs would be lucky if either one them let smell their farts!

gretoo
gretoo

I think any of you losers would be over-fucking-joyed if either one would even look at you, so I'd think long and hard about what you say...speaking of long and hard...I'd do either one, but Giada has nice boobies.

luv_foodie_booty
luv_foodie_booty

WOW. Its obvious that some of these postings are by kids (12-18), or if you are older, you’re just morons. For instance, the guy who goes on and on about Rachel rubbing her ass in your face - you have probably never experienced this and would probably puke.

And the guy who wrote this (from round 1) “i will fuck her is make her suck my 6 inch cock and the n stuff that big pussy of hers with my huge dick ” is an idiot and has probably never had sex. And I got news for you Studly, 6 in is not a huge cock. Thank you Mr. Average for your input.

And this little jewel (also round 1) - “I would so fuck Giada. I would eat that shaved pussy of hers for hours.(even if I was the one shaving it!!) After I made her cum about 25 times, I would absolutely fill that little hole of hers with my shaft and make her scream in Italian.”

Geez, what a pubescent fantasy. Good luck with that! And I’d like to be there when you get your first piece and pop your rocks after about 10 seconds of fervent humping.

You’re a Mo-ron!

Sonny C
Sonny C

Rachael is way hotter- YUM-O !!!

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

rachel ray's food looks fucking disgusting. Actually learn to cook woman and maybe the air you breathe will not be wasted.

Matt
Matt

Giada is hotter but they both make great food. I Nigella is cute for a bigger girl. But the hottest chick on FN is Ingrid Hoffman. The Simply Delicioso chick

Haywood Jablomee
Haywood Jablomee

35 Ninja is right on, but I get her first. You get the leftovers.

ninja
ninja

i'd grease giada's tits up with Pam cooking spray...and go to town...later i'd have a taste of her pussy parfait...

JRN
JRN

Giada is cute, but I prefer Rachel.

Big Papi
Big Papi

I'd fuck Rachael's fat butt until I was ready to cum. Then I'd do Gia and baste the baby.

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

Giada de Laurentiis wins. She is much better looking and cooks much better food.

jjm
jjm

They said Racheal Ray's husband is hiring those women because he has a foot fetish! That doesn't mean Rachael doesn't have sexy little feet but have we ever seen her in sandals? With that spray on tan and lip gloss she deserves a nice facial!

edking
edking

Rachael wins, hands down.

They're both cute, but Giada's got more teeth in her mouth than an alligator.

whyohwhy
whyohwhy

Everytime I see a typo on here I die a little. I guess that means I am typing from the grave. It's called s-c-h-o-o-l.... and GEDs don't count.

Pak31
Pak31

No opinion, but I would LOVE Rachel's hair. It's awesome.

Jackson
Jackson

Doom, no doubt... I got a thing for Ingrid too! Trust me, if postable pictures of her come about, they'll be up.

E. Normous Johnson
E. Normous Johnson

I would blow a load in whatever food they are preparing while they aren't looking.

Randy
Randy

I'm thinking I could be the meat in a Randy sandwich with those 2.

fgdsgf
fgdsgf

I would choose Rachael because she would probably take it up the ass and like it.

TRACY
TRACY

I don't know who either of them are so I say they should have an eat-off...

M
M

I'll go with the other chick cos I can't stand that bitch Rachael Ray.

skinny bitch
skinny bitch

Their both beautiful. But I vote Gia cause she's skinny

junglegirl
junglegirl

there's nothing healthy about a 200 lb butt. Do you have any idea what does extra turd does for your heart? Unbelievable..Anyway, the one on the left is 1000 times better looking even though she has a parrot nose. Rachel is the most unattractive female on the planet along with Hayden Pantyheir.

Leni
Leni

Giada looks better.

david10006
david10006

Rach..i would give that chick such a plowin'.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Rachel Ray is what Miley Cyrus is gonna look like 10 years from now, if she gets alot of plastic surgery on her teeth and chin.....

kh
kh

Rachel has a much prettier face. Gia's face is birdlike, i don't like it.

bill
bill

I'd rather introduce my dick to a lawnmower than get it anywhere near either of these two fuglies.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

well i read this quote at the deli where i get breakfast...

"Never trust a thing chef"

rachel ray must be ONE good cook cause she is ALOT fatter than when she was 1st on TV...IDK tho, maybe its all the free dunkin doughnuts shes eating?

Sam
Sam

One on right looks like a fat vanessa hudgens

RepresentsYou
RepresentsYou

Yeah, compared to Ingrid these two look like an ugly Bobble head and a baby gorilla, respectively.

aja
aja

Giada is an ugly fathead. Rachel should lose weight but is alot prettier and seems cooler.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

Moe, Jackson...

is there even a debate on this one? Please....

GIA. no doubt.

You forgot to include the hottest chef on the Food Network, the boob-a-licious Latina super-MILF, Ingrid Hoffman.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Polkaman
Polkaman

Gias a freaking bobble head, Rachael should buy her tits. Neither of em got anything on that French Food At Home slut.

Charlie
Charlie

Gia is so much hotter.

Has one of the best pair of Tits on the planet.

Oozes sexuality in everything she does. Must be such a great time in the sack.

Go_Fish
Go_Fish

Rachel's got a healthy ol butt.