I am submitting myself as Bastardly Lady of the Day because you need some Canadian representation!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Megan Fox! She’s so bad ass.
Do you like your boobs?
What boobs? Let’s move on!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well I’m a student, so I’m broke; what kind of grandpa are we talking, here? There are some very distinguished looking older men out there. There are also some who wear diapers and a colostomy bag.
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I get Angelina Jolie and/or Shannon Doherty all the time…but someone also once told me I looked like Cameron Diaz. I laughed in his face- there is literally no resemblance there whatsoever.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Most of them are stereotypical, and that makes me sad. JILLIAN is by far my favourite- she had a sense of humour that would cut you like a knife. Nadya seemed like a genuine sweetheart and congratulations to Ana, who had a baby!
What makes you Bastardly?
I’m a guy’s girl, very tomboyish. I’m a competitive bodybuilder, I think I’m tough, I’ve worked as a plumber, and I can find more sexual innuendos in everyday conversation than your creepiest friend.
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