60 comments
Karl
Karl

And the gorilla on the right has bluish black ugly lips.

Karl
Karl

Who the fuck are these 2 ugly gorillas? Damn they are both ugly!

pedro_sanchez
pedro_sanchez

they are really beutiful i just thik jesica white its too skinny

Twinkle
Twinkle

jessica should eat. she reminds me of the kids in Ethiopia. seriously she should eat...

El Diablo
El Diablo

I'd hit both of them. They're both beautiful

Frank
Frank

51, that's funny.

RockHard
RockHard

The #1 and #2 best looking Black women on the PLANET - you can fight over who is better, but ALL others are fighting for 3rd place. My sticky White ManGoo would look wonderful on them.

Ysugarcoat
Ysugarcoat

Im a beautiful black woman & HATE white men & their pink dicks & pointy noses...eeew, so 2 all of you... STOP HITTING ON US, FOR YOU'LL NEVER BE ON OUR CALIBRE. Bring on the cocoa...BAHAHAHA!

Sean
Sean

I've never understood why some guys are not attracted to some races of women. I think that makes you gay. Why any guy wouldn't want to bang hot chicks is beyond me. I'd bang Naomi Campbell, Rose McGowan, and every shade of hot chick in between. These 2 chicks are hot.

j-sin
j-sin

Moe and Jackson need to start banning people outright for racial comments like the ones here. Until they do i will never vote for Bastardly on the internet poll they just had.

jose
jose

i think they look ok im just not into skinny broads, doesnt matter white or black, although im not really into pale skin. seeing as like being too think, it is a sickly looking feature. most of you see thin noses as an attractive but that doesnt always make for an attractive person, in the same way that having a wider nose doesnt always make for an ugly person. i look at it this way the same way people used to talk shit and look down on black people for having thicker lips but now those same people get injections for "plumper' lips.

Cristine
Cristine

Also, i think those who leave racist comments, calling them monkeys or whatever, are extremely stupid. Honestly, what features of theirs resemble a monkeys? Their almond shaped eyes? Their cute slim noses? Their oval shaped faces? Their high cheekbones? Their long thin bodies? Honestly, you guys are in denial. Ok you don't think they're hot or whatever, that's fine. But to call them monkeys or whatever is so immature. I mean, i don't always think Black girls are all that attractive, but i will admit that there are some (like these two gals) that are absolutely stunning).

CAR
CAR

WOW!!! Gimme some CHOCOLATA!!!!

Carolina
Carolina

I think it might be the writer's strike, by the way. It's been going on for soooo long.

Carolina
Carolina

Blair is a cutie :-P

Ohhhhh Daniel Craig!!! He is fine. As you know I am not really attracted to white men (ESPECIALLY BLONDES) but Daniel Craig is an exception. yum yum.

Eve
Eve

Hey Carolina, what do you think about Blair Underwood? I'm so sad The New Adventures of Old Christine is not being aired anymore (on the cable channel I usually watch), does this have something to do with the writer's strike?

Well, I'm attracted to almost all ethnicities (not very fond of blond men...although I would totally hit Daniel Craig and Viggo Mortensen) so I get annoyed when I see racist shit going on. But I've realized the obvious: the more you give them attention, the more they throw that shit.

Flake
Flake

I get it Carolina. That's what I meant to say only you said it better.

If i see an attractive or handsome man i will admit it but for me to be attracted to him he has to have some uglyness in him. I've been told I have an ugly taste when it comes to guys.

Carolina
Carolina

By the way, Noemie and Jessica are gorgeous. But I agree that Jessica is looking rather thin. It looks unnatural and It doesn't suit her, I hope she's okay

Carolina
Carolina

There is a difference between being attracted to a certain race and being racist.

I am a white woman but I am only attracted to black men, but that doesn't mean I find all men of other races ugly. One of my best friends is a white male and he is very handsome and a pleasure to look at. He is a very attractive man but I am not attracted to him--get it? He's just not my type but I admit he is a physically gorgeous human being.

prettykitty
prettykitty

yea, Eve, you're so right. bleh. although getting out that one insult was somewhat therapeutic.

Eve
Eve

*pay attention to.

Eve
Eve

Prettykitty, the worst thing you can possibly do is to pay attention at the racist comments. I've said this before: some people throw this kind of comments to star a race war because they think it's funny. Or because they want somebody to acknowledge their existence.

booga
booga

these women are gorgeous anything to the contrary is uncivilized. they have been blessed with beauty and the benevolance of a rich ethnic and racial mix. beauty is only skin deep, so i hope they are using there good looks and fame to help those less fortunate and directly affected by the kind of institutionalized racial intolerance so effortlessly spewed on this site. that would make them even more beautiful... like petra, alessandra, and adriana who rarely are spoken ill of, but they do give back to their communities. nice!

Tapper
Tapper

I have but a simple two-part test:

1) Would I bang a Bastardly subject if she were kind enough to offer herself to me; and,

2) Is the Bastardly subject in question better than Mrs. Tapper?

I'd certainly do the one on the left and would probably do the one on the right. Perhaps they don't cast the same spell over me as Petra or Adriana, but they are plenty hot enough for a regular Joe like me.

prettykitty
prettykitty

lemure, thats exactly what i was saying. thank you for putting it so well.

Flake
Flake

I know what you're saying but you get that in nearly every post. Pasty bitch, needs a tan or monkey.

I've called Beyonce a monkey but I've also called the Olson twins monkeys too.

Btw what is IMO?

lemure
lemure

Flake, pretty kitty isn't talking about not being attracted to certain races, although that's a damn broad brush. She's just exasperated by why every posting of Black women includes some shit like "monkeys" or whatever. I personally am attracted to features (admire in women, make me want to do the sex in men), some features occur more in one race than another, but the human race has been for lack of a better word, cross breeding for a long ass time, so you can find your kind of sexy in ANY race if you look hard enough. I've seen monkey faces across the races personally Nocturna asshole up above, see: Olsen Twins. You can be funny without resorting to being a complete anus.

Whether you prefer one skin color over another, IMO, these girls have wonderful features, and it isn't just mine I guess because both are models.

Flake
Flake

You're right 22. I'm a straight female and I get so nervous talking to average/ ugly women in real life so that's why I come here in the plastic world of Bastardly.

matiK
matiK

everyone above me and everyone below me cant even talk to average looking bitches, which is the reason why theyre on this site. im here to ridicule you all......and because adriana lima is hot

Flake
Flake

Some people aren't attracted to certain races and some aren't racist. then again some are just back wards and think they're superior.

I think they're are good looking ppl in all races. There are some stunning black women like Caroline Chikezie (Bastardly hasn't picked up on her yet) and Ebony thomas.

I'm not attracted to black guys but that doesn't make me racist and I wouldn't call all of them ugly. It's just my personal choice and I can't help who I'm attracted to.

Chris
Chris

Considering most of you are homos and racist, I'll take them both for myself. If I could make an oreo with two black chicks, there's no better of a combo than Noemie and Jessica.

Jessica is looking very thin though.

Flake
Flake

Naomi is pretty and the other girl is OK but she doesn't suit the skinny look.

lemure
lemure

Prettykitty, don't worry about these small dicked wonders. Beautiful Black women rejected them time and time again and now they are overcompensating with the KKK lingo.

prettykitty
prettykitty

wow what a bunch of racist pieces of shit on this site. you people disgust me and i hope your daughters get impregnated at a young age by several black men who want nothing to do with them.

Larry B.
Larry B.

The darker one has some long ass arms. Hakeem Olajuwon, Ben Wallace type arms.

Sean
Sean

I'd like to get my white self in between them and make an oreo cookie.