Old Adriana Lima Pictures Bring The Afternoon Links!

Since we haven’t seen her in a while, I figured I’d hit the archives…

- Leave Jessica Alone! [HollywoodTuna]
- Baby Bump Watch – Lily Allen [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hula Cats Christmas [Flabber]
- Jamie Lynn Spears is morally upright [Celebslam]
- Flava Flav Checking Out a Grandma [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Saved by the Bell [The Bastardly Society]

- Oh Wino! Why Bother? [Dlisted]
- A day out with her pimp [Tasteful Celebs]
- The first American Idol winner to be dropped by the label is… [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Angelina’s comments to Grazia Magazine are old; she bought Brad 100k bike [Cele|bitchy]
- Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend may face rape charges [Fatback and Collards]

- Jingtinglers and Floobflooberss [CityRag]
- Jenna Fischer doesn’t make me hot [DerekHail]
- Sharon Stone is Expensive [Celeb Warship]
- Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Breasts for a Walk [The Grumpiest]

- Kate Moss has rauncy videos [The Blemish]
- Victoria Beckham cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Jessica Alba Won’t Pose Nude While Pregnant [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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126 comments
BIG Jaymz
BIG Jaymz

@ #16:

Lima is one of the most overrated ho's out there. Seeing THAT put make up on is like watching a pig put make up on. There really is nothing appealing about her face other than the ideal BJ lips she has. Everything else about her is a joke. That other girl does look better than Lima. As she isn't fake, like Lima.

damla55
damla55

^^ haha nah, I dont gain weight no matter how much I eat so no need to...and if i do it by stuffing my face just to gain 5 lbs or so, i would lose it shortly...and thatd cause nasty stretch marks...but yeah, these days, I did lose a few pounds though cuz i havent been sleeping right.

Flake
Flake

I think you need to gain some weight Damla. Not too much though.

damla55
damla55

114,

yeah Leni and weird people gave the correct instructions.

damla55
damla55

^ Thank you, ultraskinnygirl...i am surprised you didnt think i was fat lol

Pamela Susan Morrison
Pamela Susan Morrison

damla you have such a nice body and that red dress is awesome!!A little 80's though. Which is niiice!!

weird people
weird people

lokiman,

just click on damla55, then the ebay link will come out go to the bottom of the page and it says damla (450 ) power seller "me" click on me, (theres a little door next to me.)

Leni
Leni

#115, Loki,

you don't click on her name, but ME see post #74

lokiman the irritable bastard
lokiman the irritable bastard

damla i checked out your link, clicked on one of your auctions. clicked on your name and got a picture of none other than... adriana lima putting on lipstick (i saw the pic on adrianaflima.com's forum). did i do something wrong or is this deception in the purest form

Leni
Leni

^^ I will, I will : )

damla55
damla55

^ but she is 22...I just turned 24....so I dont think it is her age that makes her act like that; it is the lack of brain cells

LOL...then you are going to kiss it for a loooong time cuz i never dye my hair and just stay with black hair :-D

Leni
Leni

damla, it's because she's so young and many people told her that she's gorgeous, that's why she acts like that.

:P promise I won't stop kissing your perky ass as long as you don't go blonde : ) coz I'm not into blondes : )

damla55
damla55

Leni...but she is so stuck up so she needs a reality check...she has many flaws and acts like she doesnt...this should do it...:-D

yes yes keep on loving me; the feeling is mutual lol

Leni
Leni

*criticize*, damn it

Leni
Leni

#89 : ) hey loki, good to see you, I wish more people would show us how they look like, like aja for example who hated on me so much without a reason, I'd like to know what kind of "beauty" she is to critizise my look so severely :P

And I begin to think sassylc hasn't sent her pics in herself.............

Leni
Leni

damla, give her a breake, you are better looking than sassylc, she's a pretty girl but somehow doesn't look "real", like a mannequin or sth, I don't know, just like a cyber-person, not real girl. Maybe I shouldn't say a bad word about her looks cause she's far better than me, but she doesn't do it for me. Pretty, though, but you are my fave.

And so I've kissed your perky ass again hehehehe :P

damla55
damla55

and from 10 feet away, why am i still seeing your nostrils that clearly? your chin is ugly and too sharp, too...shall I go on?

*sigh* I get bored

damla55
damla55

hahah WTF,

Nah, sounds like jennyla might have it but i dont eat nothing but drink water if i gain a few pounds...i just measure myself pretty often...

and I know i was done but when i saw this pic, I just couldnt help:

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha here is sassylc who is supposedly way hotter than Lima:

img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n5739933356248923186qj0.jpg

No shoulders

Huge head

No body - where is your waist, your hips?…you just look like a big lump…you are wearing a belt and you still look pregnant and your waist is as big as your hips…ugly, shapeless legs

you should have never posted that pic...your body IS ugly.

WTF
WTF

Oh yeah, possibly sassylc has it too.

WTF
WTF

To jennyla and damla55: Have you guys ever been to a shrink to test for body dysmorphic disorder? It sounds like you guys have it from your descriptions of behavior and self-image. I am not joking either. Seriously, it's a mental illness and you should go see a psychologist.

weird people
weird people

honestly,

sassy has nice eyes, but she is just ok looking, her cheeks look kind of weird, she is average.

damla is prettier to me, she reminds me of mila kunis in that second picture.

SlutterNutter
SlutterNutter

Hot + Annoying = pain in the ass or fucking bitch.

john
john

just a little attractiveness math for sassylc and damla

and believe me every dude eventually does this computation in their head

hot + annoying = annoying

Leni
Leni

#88 sassylc, damla is very pretty and so are you, you both have different face shape, I prefer damla's face coz in general I like more round than long faces.

You are a very pretty girl, just don't go blonde, it doesn't suit you and makes you look like a cheap whore, darker hair makes you more exotic. You have beautiful lips and eyes, just use too much makeup, you don't need that much.

I wonder if your pics will be posted here as a BLotD, but I'm afraid you will get many negative comments not because you are not pretty, just because of your attitute, you are too much in love in yourself. Everybody has flaws, you too, but in my book you are at least 8 out of 10. And the 10 is reserved only for Adriana : )

The Bastard
The Bastard

Woa woa, this is Adriana's post damn it, just look at her, oh my my. Let me go to the restroom for 45 seconds........

Ok. Now, damla, sassu, you can fight over who's hotter at the east corner downtown. Whoever can get the most money for a blowjob wins.

damla55
damla55

oh by the way, the more I respond to you, the more I feel like I am in junior high dealing with the slut of the school...This convo is over, and instead of competing using your looks, try to compete with your brain. Pathetic bitch...LOL

damla55
damla55

look at the post this sassy chick posted 3 hours ago on the forum:

"ok.. just being honest.... i am way prettier than damla!!!!! she has a weird face!"

bahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...oh my god...this jealous bitch is starting competition and seems like she lost sleep over this last night...it is ok, honey...take off your tacky contact lenses and undoe that nose job you had, piggy...provide a full body shot that is not professionally taken...you are lucky you are not in the same room as me...you are NOT hotter than any of the bitches you think you are...That is all...and consider the fact that I am not even photogenic...:-D

damla55
damla55

86,

hahah I totally agree with the jailbait face! I always get that...people think I am 16 or something and if i wanna buy something, they ask, do you even have a credit card yet?! But I like it cuz i am sure it will come in handy as I get older...and I am like 5'8''

87,

haha good to see you finally

88,

as far as i am concerned, two people said I am way hotter than you so i think that pretty much tells it all...plus you are not in touch with reality and think you are hotter than Lima...so I am pretty much done with you...you have no shoulders and a long ass face with a fat ass nose and big nostrils...that is ugly on a girl...and we dont see any body shots and your hair is horrible and fix those bushy eyebrows...and if you are so hot, you would stay away from 10 lbs of make up...now, dont get depressed, though haha...I cant believe you said you were 22 in that forum...you sound like a fucking kid asking people "but I am hotter than Jessica Alba right?! How about Adriana Lima? No!" and then send in more pix to convince people...fucking idiot...you are pathetic.

91,

there is nothing wrong with my face/head shape...but that seems to be something you are always so concerned about and say the same about Lima...in the pic where i am wearing green sweater, my hair makes it look a little weird...so yeah, dont say shit like, "well, you cant control that" haha cuz i dont have to

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Loki, dude, i dont know why...but holy shit i cant stop laughing at #90....

dude that was just such a fucking classic comment....especially with all the race baiting that goes on around here sometimes, seriously, classic....

omega
omega

sassylc

you are very pretty

if I may offer some advice??

grow your hair out, all the same length

and shape your eyebrows

lokiman the irritable bastard
lokiman the irritable bastard

sassylc your pretty, but you just don't look like adriana. don't listen to anything otherwise. your hot on your own merit

omega
omega

damla 55

quit being paranoid

#69 wasn't me

trust me if I was going to say something, like I have in the past, I want you to know that I said it. Which means I would use OMEGA

About you pic, you look good; my only complaint is the odd face/head shape you have

{but you can't control that so...}

sassylc
sassylc

damla is uglyyyy

we should vote!

lokiman the irritable bastard
lokiman the irritable bastard

damla. obviously comment 69 is not me jackass. cause i would'nt say i'm bored of adriana. i have never seen a your picture and have never called any of you ugly, or that you think your hotter than you are. leave me be...

Flake
Flake

I can't believe you girls measure your face. Am I supposed to measure my face?

I'm my own biggest critic so it doesn't really matter what others think of me. I've already accepted that I can't change the way I look so i don't bother with make up or blow drying my hair.

Seen your pics Damla. I like the pic of you in the red dress but you have a jailbait face.

You look so much younger than 24. How tall are you?

damla55
damla55

78,

I hate wearing glasses so I wear corrective enhancers...my eyes are grey/hazel

Leni
Leni

#77 : )

You did post my fave pic, I checked : )

Your nose looks very good, as well as the rest of your face, you have amazing eyes and lips. And you look more like Adriana than any BLotD that ever said to resemble Adri.

Just my opinion.

Pamela Susan Morrison
Pamela Susan Morrison

Phil..I got a little "hot" reading your last comment..Because you were talking about that..

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

u know Dam, you dont strike me as stuck up, i was kinda just being a wise ass with that feeding teh ego comment....

u know Pam, we were talking in the forum about Anorexic girls, and whats odd is, alot of them find them selves "ugly" "or "undesireable", so they lose weight....

which, honestly, isnt a bad concept, i mean, i could do to lose 20, id look a whole lot better....

but, whats odd is, the little voice in their head that says "man you look good" when they look in the mirror seems to be missing.....cause as weve seen with a lot of celebrities....Tara Reid these days it seems, and, Nicole Richie....you can be attractive, think you MIGHT be over weigh, ok, lose 5 (at their weights respectivly) but once you start getting THAT thin.....it becomes as undesireable as being OVERWEIGHT....

so, they are LOSING weight to feel better about themselves and be desireable... but, they go so think they become UNDESIRABLE AGAIN.....

and then get it in their minds that its cause they NEED TO LOSE MORE WEIGHT?

i can honestly say that this IS a mental disorder, cause i dont think that ANYONE is stupid enough to believe that if they are of a "Sound" physical mind.

so if someone can go through that process and still BELIEVE that its cause they are OVERWEIGHT that is making them UNDESIREABLE, and NOT the fact they look like a walking skeleton....and they BELIEVE IT.... id suggest that is a SERIOUS mental issue, and they need to consult someone for medication that CAN help them.

1984
1984

damn hot

Carolina
Carolina

Damla, you are pretty. Is that your real eye color?

damla55
damla55

Awww, I will post that pic then, Leni...whatever you'd like...done! lol

my nose looks weird in that pic...like Paris Hilton's...it looks hooked, i dont know why...