If her career didn’t end a couple weeks back when she announced she was pregnant, well, it’s officially over w/ this announcement.
The 26-year-old actress, who announced earlier this month that she’s expecting, is now engaged to her boyfriend and the baby’s father, producer Cash Warren.
“I can confirm that they are engaged,” Alba’s publicist, Brad Cafarelli, said in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Thursday. [Yahoo!]
J.Alba’s fanbase is a massive group of male horndoggs aged 13-50. Now that everyone knows she’s engaged to a director’s assistant, the little flair that was left is forever gone (until, of course, she comes to her senses, kicks Cash to the curb & formally apologizes to the horndogg community by using her Bastardly Playboy Trump Card).
Catherine Zeta Jones is a case in point. Right when it became common knowledge that Michael Dougy had forever snatched away her sexy youth, dudes didn’t give a shit about what she was doing. In comparison, J.Alba’s actually in a deeper hole considering how Zeta Jones actually made somewhat quality movies (ok-ok, that might be a stretch).
Putting all the bullshit to the side, the real winner in all this is Cash Warren. Along w/ the genital herpes J.Alba gifted him a couple years back, he’s almost a partial owner of her endless supply of residual income from extremely shitty movies. Damn him to hell.View All Photos ›