Beautiful Candice Swanepoel Rings in The Bastardly New Year!

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I HATE HER TOO
I HATE HER TOO

I FUCKING HATE THAT BITCH. I FUCKING HATE THAT SLUT. I FUCKING HATE THAT WHORE. I FUCKING HATE THAT CUNT.

KOAL
KOAL

Any topless or nudes of her anywhere?

RockHard
RockHard

I love the Nipple on the front shots, but you need more of her Rear - this girl is ASS PERFECTION

omega
omega

^^^that was for # 17

omega
omega

@ stupid idiot

trying to be me

probably damla 55, considering she probably thinks about eating Lima daily

BigDaddy
BigDaddy

More Candice.

She's perfect. I wouldn't change a thing, except busting my load all inside her.

As long as you keep posting more Candice pics, I don't care what any of you blind bastards whine about.

Zahra
Zahra

And her shoulders aren't broad. They're normal.

Zahra
Zahra

Anon1, you couldn't be more wrong. Body shapes are about where you PUT ON WEIGHT. You can have broad shoulders and be a pear. for example: Cones put on weight on their arms and chest first. Ruler shapes are generally the naturally skinny type which are light both on top and on bottom. Hourglasses put on weight evenly on top and on bottom, and PEARS put on weight on their bottom half (hips, thighs, legs, ass). That is definitely Candice and you can see it because she is bottom heavy. As I said before, She has the top half of an anorexic girl and the bottom half of a normal/healthy girl.

Anon1
Anon1

She is still adorable, and very sexy, love that ass. I look forward to her becoming more versatile and doing some edgy shoots.

Anon1
Anon1

I disagree with the pear shape, her shoulders are too broad to be a pear, she is more of an hourglass. She has a narrow ribcage, and waist that make her hips look wider. Her smaller breasts also accentuate her lower body, and she could definitely use larger breasts.

I agree she needs to improve her modeling skills and become more versatile, since all the shots look the same, she should go watch Gisele pose and learn from the master.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

"You’re right JohnnyMak, I don’t carry a penis. Sorry. But she IS out of proportion. That’s just a fact. "

I already said she's not my type because she's too thin, which I don't find attractive. She has a real nice face but it's her hips that make her stand out in a very good way from the gay and gossip obsessed women approved audience that's into that VS over rated shit.

If she had more meat on her she'd be a real knockout.

sue
sue

I looove her wideset shoulders..gorgeous. They help her pear shape alot by providing some balance..yes she should have larger boobs and she would be an hourglass...too bad, she could get implants...nice bum but her biggest flaw is the gap between her thighs. It's so not sexy, I know many guys that call that disturbing..maybe she could do some squats to build some muscle there. That's the biggest problem with wide hips, you need THIGHS to make it look OK.

Pamela Susan Morrison
Pamela Susan Morrison

She looks lovely.In like the late 80's and the beginning of the 90's,underwear models were more feminine,you know, thin, but shaped like a real woman.And I agree,I think she eats little to stay like this,I can just see that by looking at her hips.

pstroyer
pstroyer

Wouldn't say perfect. When I compare her to Adriana in her prime, she looks a lot more plain.

www.casperchristophersen.com/ca_compare.jpg

She's a little baby-faced and her face profile is not very good IMO. I do find her more attractive and feminine looking than Alessandra and I personally don't mind the fact that she's a little hippier than your average model.

Leela
Leela

She's perfect! Wow!!! She should be more famous.

Sydney
Sydney

She's a very pretty girl but sometimes she looks borderline retarded.

I think her body is amazing, regardless of bottom-heaviness. It allows her to be thin while still looking womanly, which alot of models fail to do imho.

Politically Fucked
Politically Fucked

Gorgeous blue eyes. Her face reminds me of Cameron Diaz a little.

pstroyer
pstroyer

Anyone checked out the "- The Most Horrifying Movie Trailer of the Year For Men [Complex]" link?

Seen it before but DAMN! What the fuck?! Most ridiculous movie concept ever. My penis is going to have trauma after seeing that one.

pstroyer
pstroyer

Does she have like a zillion pictures from the same photo shoot or something?

Candice is hot but I have to second #2.

omega
omega

Nobody beautiful like adrina lima

she so nice you know candice only can wish be like her

nevermind candice nice girls and very beauty i changed minds

adrina is stupd she is no virgin!!!!

but please sorry i am obsess with her

maybe i eat her pussy someday you think???

Zahra
Zahra

I never said she has huge thighs. I said she has huge thighs compared to the REST of her body. She has the top half of an anorexic girl and the bottom half of a normal and healthy girl. What I meant was that she is out of proportion because she is "bottom heavy" and it doesn't match the top. Get it?

bastard
bastard

-very easily- i meant

bastard
bastard

wats wrong with a pear shape?? well look at kim kardashian and then ask the same question!!! Well I actually like Candice. i think she has a great body. i can see why most people complain about pear shapes tho because alot of em end up like kim kardashian and just look chunky and all wrong but candice is an exception. candice is TALL and in great shape unlike kim who is short and stumpy and chubby. so theres nothing really wrong with pear shapes they are just unfortuneate cuz they put fat on badly and can look chubby very earily so they have to be careful to stay extra slim and toned and wear figure flattering things. but honestly i think ALL bodies are beautiful as long as u take care of em. i think ppl concentrate too much on the "perfect" body. yes the hourglass is nice but lets fact it, its not that common. there are many more rulers, pears, and cones out there so be happy with what nature gave ya! work out ur body and be confident and then ALL is good

Zahra
Zahra

There's a gap between her thighs because her hips are so wide causing her thighs to be far apart. I never said she's fat, or anything. Most girls with large hips will have gaps between their thighs unless they are fat...

Gabriella
Gabriella

Her hips and thighs are in NO way "huge". If you can see light through the thighs, that means they're tiny! And she's a woman! Any smaller hips and she'd have the figure of a little boy.

Gabriella
Gabriella

Yep, she's definitely a one-look kind of girl. Definitely a good look, but its a little old. And what the heck is wrong with being "pear-shaped"!? That's WHY she's got such an amazing body!

Zahra
Zahra

*ON that relatively tiny frame.

Zahra
Zahra

You're right JohnnyMak, I don't carry a penis. Sorry. But she IS out of proportion. That's just a fact. Look at her body, okay? Is it proportionate to be so petite and weak looking from the waist up and then have such big hips and thighs? Wouldn't it be proportionate to have larger breasts to accompany those hips and thighs and to have a wider torso? And her thighs aren't even that big, they just look huge and that relatively tiny frame.

But oh well. She's a gorgeous girl and she's rich so who really cares?? lol

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

"Ummm I don’t know….. but being a pear shape means you have a strange body that is out of proportion"

Out of proportion to you maybe, but you don't carry a penis.

Mind you, chick's not exactly my type anyway because she's still too thin, but out of the VS lot she definitely has one of the more "feminine" bodies.

Zahra
Zahra

Ummm I don't know..... but being a pear shape means you have a strange body that is out of proportion i.e. big hips, small breasts, short stumpy legs, etc..

You can see it in these pics that her body is very "bottom-heavy":

http://pinupstore.free.fr/cpg/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=138

http://pinupstore.free.fr/cpg/displayimage.php?album=12&pos=81

but hey, at least she has an extremely pretty face (one of the prettiest out of all the models):

http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/models/candice_swanepoel/showphoto/122472

and a nice round booty:

http://datagrid.free.fr/wordpress/seepic.php?img=wp-content/2007/11/candice104.jpg&title=Candice

http://datagrid.free.fr/wordpress/?attachment_id=4028

:-)

omega
omega

yeah pretty girl

but she is the same in every shot

The outfits are almost the same too.

JohnnyMak
JohnnyMak

"She’s cute but she’s a pear shape!!!!"

Funny, since that's the very reason why she's probably the best VS model.

But then again, I'm a heterosexual with a penis that doesn't obsess over fashion bullshit....

jaye
jaye

^^^I agree.

Zahra
Zahra

and a bad model. She looks the same in every photo. Everytime you do a Candice post i feel as if it's same post all over again for the 100th time!!!

Zahra
Zahra

She's cute but she's a pear shape!!!!