Lonely Mariah Carey Still Smoking Lots of Crack in Aspen

This woman is on so many meds that it’s not even funny anymore. To tell you the truth, I feel kind of sad for her at times.

One of the top stories this year was the fight between Mariah & Eminem from back in June…

Rapper EMINEM is set to shock MARIAH CAREY by releasing a series of scathing tracks about her, according to reports. The star – real name Marshall Mathers III – has allegedly drawn inspiration from a brief affair with the singer in 2001 for his new album. But Carey is upset and has pleaded with label boss L.A. Reid to stop the tracks from being released. A source tells OK! magazine, “There is more than one track that goes into really specific, intimate detail about what went on between Em and Mariah. “Mariah wishes she could sue Eminem for slander. But it’s his freedom of speech.” Carey has previously denied the romance, telling Playboy magazine earlier this year (07), “Something is clearly askew with him. I’m curious as to why he’s so obsessed with me.” [Contact Music]

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24 comments
Shaun
Shaun

None of u no Mariah then if u say she has fake tits and stuff u r tha far ugly fuckers and she aint on drugs

J
J

shes soooo hot

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

I'm with John (#9) too. She is, without question, the most annoying celebrity EVER!

May Sonny Bono's ghost track you down and slam you into a tree.

Politically Fucked
Politically Fucked

With all her cash, I doubt she's lonely. She probably has tons of "friends" trying to get their hands on it.

megahornyman
megahornyman

The mountains in Aspen are lovely this time of year!

Mandi Kanandi
Mandi Kanandi

Too bad no one cares about Mariah Carey OR Eminem anymore.

mimesis
mimesis

HAHHAHAHAHHA! That dog!!!! AHHHHHHHhahaha

chick
chick

poor dog

funny quote

aja
aja

She looks really youthful...plump face, not a wrinkle or sag in sight - good 4 her!!

rich
rich

my standards are well below you guys.. I would tounge her..

JD
JD

I feel sorry for the dog ( the one with the hat on ).

AKUMA
AKUMA

Yuk! She is old.

senin
senin

I'm with John.

How about a nice unmarked ski hazard. She could turn into tree meat.

Sebastian
Sebastian

I wonder if she ever notices that the dog chews on her nipples sometimes. Like that crazy mom in Mean Girls.

john
john

well i for one am glad to see her in aspen

nature is much more likely to kill her there than in LA

bear mauling

avalanche

plunging off a 100 foot high cliff

the Mariah death possibilities are endless

poison
poison

lonely or not...she will always be gorgeous!

Frickster
Frickster

I'd get her off the meds by substituting a daily shot of my miracle throat cream...

Captain Fatnutz
Captain Fatnutz

i'd hit it... if she promised not to talk. ever again.

elvis
elvis

silicone titted whorebag anyone?