Alessandra Ambrosio & Her Boyfriend: The Morning After

It looks like Jaime Mazer is still going strong w/ Ale…Bastard.

If you missed it, these two were seen making out @ Cafe de la Musique in Southern Brazil city of Floripa on New Year’s Eve. These pics look like they were taken the morning after their 10-hour long tantric sex session.

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ramindose
ramindose

#31

white-slave trade? On the internet???

Help us, Dear Lord!

Gaab
Gaab

The blond girl is Yfke Sturm, a Dutch model, she is also modelling for Victoria Secret! Love both of them!

Kenzo
Kenzo

She looks like a rat...look at that ugly haircolor....LOL.....She has nothing...and her teeth,,,she doesn't see it????????????????????

Alex
Alex

Damala or Tamale or whatever your name is, you don't get to tell me when you're done.

YOU are the ugly sand-monkey, and I'm done with YOU! Haaaahhahahahha! Now take your disgusting darkie cheeks and die.

d55
d55

omega,

jealousy is an ugly thing...so are you in anything backless. Keep that in mind...jealous problematic cunt

d55
d55

Alex,

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all you are getting from me...i am done with you, honey...LOL refer to the older posts lmfao!!!

FGD
FGD

Those legs are crazy!!

omega
omega

d55 and your friend

the heck you look like Lima

both of you wear color contacts to look like her.

That is truly sick and psycho of you both.

Alex
Alex

d55, will you please stop insisting that I'm omega and Oroypan or whatever the hell you keep saying?

I'm Alex. I have my own freaking opinions and I do NOT need to pretend to be other people to express myself. Mabye some losers on this site (like yourself, perhaps) need to use alter egos to agree with themselves, but I don't. I'm better than you, you see.

Also, hotter.

d55
d55

^ hahaha, ok. I dont bitch at people for the fun of it. I am a human-being and am sure do make mistakes even if I try my best not to. I am glad you saw things from my point of view, as well.

Zahra
Zahra

Okay Damla. lol this is funny. I like you. You may be a bit feisty but well you explained yourself well enough and I get where you're coming from. Maybe you won't admit to doing certain things but c'mon, none of us want to admit to being wrong, etc... Just saying. But you're cool. Okay. Thanks for not bitching at me and actually taking what I said lightly.. :-)

d55
d55

"I’m not trying to be a bitch or anything so don’t take any of this the wrong way, Damla. Seriously, I don’t even fucking know you so don’t start bitching at me. "

Hahahaha, you wrote 2 long ass posts to ME, and now you turn around and tell me not to bitch at you? How does that work? I think you should have posted differently if you didnt want to be bitched at. Your post pretty much asked for some serious bitching.

"I don’t really post on the site that much but noticed that you post alot and I just thought i’d let you know that you seem like a very angry person. At least Omega is some stupid child but what are you? 22, 23? Get over it. You should be the mature one."

Nah, not angry but just very strong opinionated and argumentative. As I said, this is pretty much a very accurate represantion of me in real life. So if you are used to seeing arguments started between people and then just ignoring the response they were given to just cuz this is the internet, that is fine but you will not see that with me. I do agree about omega being a stupid child and that as an adult, I should just ignore her but the chick is really annoying and id like to seriously beat her up for being as stupid as she is so it is kinda hard to hold it back sometimes, especially when you tell her to shut the fuck up and not talk to you ever again but her just talking to you still.

"Stop calling everyone jealous, stop bashing people for simply disagreeing with you, stop being so picky and negative about everyone, and just grow up."

I will call a girl jealous if she tries to insult me (hey, do it all you want if i post my pix as the BLOTD because that is pretty much giving people the permissin to say whatever they wanna say) without even showing herself. Again, you cannot tell me anything about being picky and negative. This is thebastardly. You have your own standards, and I have mine. And just because they do not match with yours, mine will not get any lower.

"You seem very insecure but try to hide it and make it seem as if you are very confident and don’t give a shit about what people say but I KNOW you do otherwise you would NOT keep posting picks of yourself continuing to fish for compliments, you would NOT get mad at people for saying something negative, and you would NOT try to prove them wrong."

Ok, that is your opinion, and I am not going to try to change that because it is nothing visual (like if you were to call me fat, i would show you pix and prove you wrong) but there is nothing i can do about the way you see me but just let you know you are wrong but hey, you are still free to think however you'd like. Also, when did I get mad at people for saying something negative about me? Hahaha. I will reply to wrong assumptions made about me. Like I said, a dude found my friend hotter than me and i didnt even do anything but posted more pix. If I were mad, I would have posted more pix but my friend did instead cuz she thinks I am hotter than her.

"I’m not trying to bash you, seriously, i’m not. Just clearing my mind. I noticed this is a very crazy site and you seem like a very bright girl and I don’t think you should be wasting your time on this trashy site. You have a good mind and should put it to use. Don’t have a heart attack over this crap."

Hahaha, well, thank you, I guess.

"P.S. I’m not a jealous girl. I’m not dissing you or saying anyone is ugly here. Even if I would be calling someone ugly, that doesn’t mean i’m jealous. I also never claimed to be beautiful so don’t go all psycho saying “post up a pic or shut up”. That’s immature. Also, ugly people can have opinions too you know. Being ugly doesn’t automatically make everyone else beautiful and take away your right to have your own opinions."

I never claimed being ugly doesnt mean you dont have your own taste or your own rights to have your own opinions but like I said, if a chick talks shit about the way I look but isnt even showing herself, it pretty much gives the impression that she is jealous...or if she calls you ugly when you are clearly, not, it SHOWS she is jealous. If she keeps trying to insult you by calling you whatever she thinks is an insult after seeing your pic, that does show she is jealous.

d55-
d55-

hahahahaha Zahra...well, I guess welcome to the bastardly first of all since I never saw you around. One thing you need to get through your head is that this does NOT concern you but if you wanna be part of this (clearly, you do), at least, you need to get your shit straight. If you were around the bastardly community for a while (assuming you havent because people who have been following up on omega's psycho obsession (pstroyer, Mari, Eve and me), you would know that I do not bash people that do not find Lima. There has been times when I even said Lima doesnt look good here or she looks shitty and nothing special. Now, if you wanna feel like an ass, you can go look up Lima posts and read every single comment I have made. And I even said Lima DOES have flaws since psychos like Omega assumes people who find Lima very hot must not think so. So before you get on here and do your lil diagnoses on every person, you should know more about what is what because guess what, missy? You sound dumber than you are making us out to be, esp for acting like you know so much about something when you clearly are not even aware of anything (or so it seems)

Bastardly might be a trashy site to you but why would you be part of trash then? Because it is entertaining? Well, what does it tell you about you then if you find trash entertaining? Lemme answer them since you probably cant because if you could have, then you wouldnt have typed what you typed. The fact that you spend your time on here also makes you trashy...the fact that you are finding this entertaining also makes YOU part of trash. The fact that you took the time to post 2 posts on this trashy site also makes you trashy. I am not a hypocrite like you. If i am here and spending time here, clearly, I am not seeing as myself trash...and so I do NOT mind showing myself here, there, on facebook, myspace, in real life, anywhere...especially when I am told by people that "I bet you are ugly in real life to be so picky". You know, it is entertaining as hell when you mock people and show them that they are right about what they assumed about you...seems like you are another ugly who is scared to show herself here.

Now, lemme break down the rest of your post:

"Damla, you are pretty but need to get over yourself. You think you’re perfect but you’re not. It’s very obvious you are arrogant. "

I am not arrogant but very confident and honestly, juding by own standards, I have every right to. When i look into a mirror, I can tell what I am and what i am worth. The fact that I am pretty makes me very confident, and i am sorry, honey but there is nothing i can do about it if it bothers you. You just gotta learn to ignore me.

"You should stop being so picky and always being negative about others when you have some imperfections that you point out in others."

lmao...have you seen the name of this site? It is the bastardly...if you want to see some positive people giving each other self esteem boost, you shouldnt even be here but join Tyra Bank's camp or some shit. Also, who are you to tell me that i shouldnt be so picky? Now, i have to get my standards checked by you? Get the fuck out of here. Did I make fun of some imperfection that you have? I am sure you will be ok. I never claimed i dont have imperfections but then again, why would I tell the whole world about what i think is wrong with me. That would be fucking stupid and not to mention unnecessary but if someone tells me that I dont have any cheeksbones and i know damn well that i do because they are crazy obvious when I smile (having no cheekbones isnt even a flaw by the way), sorry, but i will say otherwise. Now, as some dude above said your friend is hotter than you, did you see me giving him a hard time? I simply showed more pix of my friend. Clearly, he saw imperfections in me (maybe not imperfections but i just didnt appeal to him that much) that he did not see so much in my friend...I guess my attitude bothers you but if it makes you feel better, I wish I were 2 inches taller...that is an imperfection to me even though not really according to others.

"I’m not an attention whore looking for compliments. And just what the hell kind of person posts up their pics on a site?? It’s obvious you’re trying so hard to look hot in all your pics and you only post your best ones."

Attention whore looking for compliments? Hahaha, i sense jealousy. If I were looking for attention, I would have done BLOTD by now. I simply showed my friend's pic to make a point about dudes that would date a model even though they wouldnt necessarily find the chick hot, saying there are better looking chicks in reality you guys are not even aware of and showed my friends pix. Dudes started asking if i am ahottie and such. I showed myself. So what? Like I said, nothing to hide who i am. This is me, and tons of people see me in real life. Like I mentioned above, i will not hesitate to show who I am EVER because honestly, i dont see much difference between here and real life. It is still a person that is typing all those things you read; the only difference is that you do not see them personally. But hey, if the internet is your escape from reality and you dont have the balls to show yourself, that is your problem but you should recognize that doesnt make me an attention whore. No need to be bitter and angry, honey. I am sure there are men who find you remotely attractive in reality, too.

"Well guess what? You seem like an insecure girl. Otherwise you wouldn’t feel the need to insult others so much and keep showing us your pictures. C’mon, admit it, don’t you think it’s the least bit strange posting pics of yourself for 10000s of strangers to see? "

Nah, not insecure at all. But i can see how it might be perceived that way by some who do not have the balls to show who they are. Yup, as a straight female who loves men, I do like attention from males in real life and also here. After all, just cuz you dont see their faces does not mean they are not people. Insult others? Are you fucking kidding me? This is the bastardly, honey. That is what we do. Bashing bitches we dont find good looking. Do you even realize what website you are on. what the hell are you doing here if you are not here to insult and make fun of uglies, fatties?

"I advise you stop posting pics of yourself especially revealing your name DAMLA. Are you looking to become famous, or what?? Or maybe you’re just looking for stalkers to come and kill you in your sleep? I don’t know what it is but your act seems kind of desperate."

You advise me? Umm, who are you again? I have a link under my name that takes you to my ebay store and then to my ME page where it shows my facebook account with my name and last name. Hahahaha...so clearly, i am not hiding anything. Damn, you are dumb...but how about you? just a nickname (probably a changed one just to post this) so I suggest you at least show who you are or reveal your real name or even your existence one way or another before you tell me i dont even reveal myself. LOL...See what I am saying? Oh damn, you gave out my name. Shit, I better lock my door because I am so hot that a dude from the internet will come and stalk me. I think you are the one that thinks i am such a big deal that a stranger would do that.

I also liked how you asked if i was trying to be famous. I think I am a lil too old for that. If I wanted that, I would have taken a different road. Clearly, you took the time to find who i am so i am sure you probably saw my me page and read about my goals in life so save your low comments to someone that they apply to.

Zahra
Zahra

I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything so don't take any of this the wrong way, Damla. Seriously, I don't even fucking know you so don't start bitching at me. I don't really post on the site that much but noticed that you post alot and I just thought i'd let you know that you seem like a very angry person. At least Omega is some stupid child but what are you? 22, 23? Get over it. You should be the mature one. Stop calling everyone jealous, stop bashing people for simply disagreeing with you, stop being so picky and negative about everyone, and just grow up. You seem very insecure but try to hide it and make it seem as if you are very confident and don't give a shit about what people say but I KNOW you do otherwise you would NOT keep posting picks of yourself continuing to fish for compliments, you would NOT get mad at people for saying something negative, and you would NOT try to prove them wrong.

I'm not trying to bash you, seriously, i'm not. Just clearing my mind. I noticed this is a very crazy site and you seem like a very bright girl and I don't think you should be wasting your time on this trashy site. You have a good mind and should put it to use. Don't have a heart attack over this crap.

P.S. I'm not a jealous girl. I'm not dissing you or saying anyone is ugly here. Even if I would be calling someone ugly, that doesn't mean i'm jealous. I also never claimed to be beautiful so don't go all psycho saying "post up a pic or shut up". That's immature. Also, ugly people can have opinions too you know. Being ugly doesn't automatically make everyone else beautiful and take away your right to have your own opinions.

Zahra
Zahra

Omega, you're a freak but at least I know you are NOT over 15. Open a book, get a boyfriend, and do something with your life. Go to the salon and get a makeover if you're so insecure but stop bashing Lima. Okay, we get it, You don't find her attractive, but why the hell must you mention her in EVERY single fucking post?? It seems Lima is on your mind all day, or something. Get the fuck over it. We get it you don't like her, but can you stop being such an obsessive freak and starting fights over it in every single post? Jesus fucking christ. Finish your homework, child.

Zahra
Zahra

None of the girls in those pics are pretty except Megan Ewing. The chick in the third pic is wearing colored contacts (so fucking obvious), too much makeup, and is trying way too hard to look hott. Nice try, though.

Zahra
Zahra

Omega (aka Oyropan) and Damla (aka thebiggestbastard) are BOTH psychotic. Omega, you need to lose your psycho obsession with Lima and all this other crap and stalking people on this site. Damla, you need to stop freaking out at people all the time for no reason and stop attacking others when they simply disagree with you (e.g. calling Lima ugly). In the end, both of you have WAY too much time on your hands and need to find hobbies and get some help.

Damla, you are pretty but need to get over yourself. You think you're perfect but you're not. It's very obvious you are arrogant. You should stop being so picky and always being negative about others when you have some imperfections that you point out in others. Also, the bastardly IS a trashy site, entertaining yes but also trashy. I would never post my pics on this site. Why? Because why the fuck WOULD I? I'm not an attention whore looking for compliments. And just what the hell kind of person posts up their pics on a site?? It's obvious you're trying so hard to look hot in all your pics and you only post your best ones. Obviously you are fishing for compliments. Well guess what? You seem like an insecure girl. Otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to insult others so much and keep showing us your pictures. C'mon, admit it, don't you think it's the least bit strange posting pics of yourself for 10000s of strangers to see? I advise you stop posting pics of yourself especially revealing your name DAMLA. Are you looking to become famous, or what?? Or maybe you're just looking for stalkers to come and kill you in your sleep? I don't know what it is but your act seems kind of desperate.

thebiggestbastard
thebiggestbastard

just so you know this is what we consider hot (bar is really high) so you should post your best pics

w w w i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/seraley/sey.jpg

w w w i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/seraley/sarah.jpg

w w w i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/seraley/me.jpg

w w w i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/seraley/damla.jpg

w w w i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/seraley/lima.jpg

w w w i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/seraley/ewing.jpg

like we said we WILL be backkkkkkk now we are gone!

d55
d55

shit...for all we know, she might even look like this : newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpg that is the beauty of the internet...everyone is gorgeous and beautiful on it LOL

d55
d55

hell yeah, we will be back to see her pix and also Alex's beautifulness that a trashy website like this doesnt deserve to see...cuz you know she is so beautiful like that we might all feel like shit after seeing how gorgeous she is LOL

thebiggestbastard
thebiggestbastard

"When someone tells you to fuck off, it doesnt mean they are bonding with you. It just means fuck off and dont talk to me ever again."

lmao

omega or whatever your others names are;

I don't care you gave me compliments. We dont even know who you are and quite frankly we dont need your compliments. Just last nite we were making fun of you, because you reminded us of this one girl we knew. She was psycho like you. Adriana is gorgeous. Yeah I wish I looked like her. She is THAT gorgeous, that doesn't mean I dont think I am pretty. I always call Damla my Turkish Lima. Check out her facebook and read the comments made by me and others. Add her. People say she looks just like her. Hell her mama says she looks like Lima but she just laughs it of saying her nose and forehead are smaller but I am sure she likes it. Who wouldn't? I read 2 posts of Adriana and you sound so psycho. We always get the same kiddish games from girls our own age but you are even younger! You should feel special that Damla even spent her time on you like the way she does. On perez hilton site i have haters just like you and they said i was not pretty at all and when i showed damla off they said she was way hotter than me. You hate her so much because you see Adriana in her. Wow girl you need help A.S.A.P. If you want my attention, catch me on perez. We are going out now but good news for you because might be back later on, we hope to see a pic of you and your other personalities hoping they don't look like this lmao

w w w basehead.org/files/shots/1-ugly_girl.jpg

Take care girl and call up your insurance company to find a psychiatrist lol

d55
d55

hahahahahahahahaha...i am sorry that was just too mean

d55
d55

basehead.org/files/shots/1-ugly_girl.jpg

probably how Omega looks like

d55
d55

Omega = Oyropan = Alex = Omega's imaginary friend, Ana, who claimed to have met Lima and taken a pic with her and that Lima is ONLY 5'8'' = bebe on celebheights.com website = Legs as Omega on the same site saying Lima is 5'8''.

And when Ana was told to provide a pic by pstroyer, Ana claimed she was scared of pstroyer because he was such a stalker and a freak. And when I told her to send the pic to my email address, i received no response. Lil kids with their acne ridden faces, fighting obesity, having major image issues going crazy. This site should have some serious age limit. You have adults and then teeangers starting shit with adults. The last time i talked to a 16 year old person was 8 years ago cuz i was in high school. Do the math, gurlie...noone is even paying attention to you...wtf are you even ranting on for? hahahaha...i can bet those overrated celebs are better looking than you even though most of what you said makes sense, is true and is party repeating what I had said in previous posts...at least we see them but you? how about you? you are just a problematic teenager who is hiding behind her little computer screen, vomiting her hatred to make her self feel better...go, get a boyfriend...he doesnt have to be hot...just any guy...you are very insecure, so transparent and just need to get some type of attention from the opposite sex. Kid, I have been where you were 8 years ago. 8 years later, you will look back on and even laugh at yourself....(this is assuming you get mature and be ok mentally and emotionally) I am not even bothering replying to your other alter egos (Oyropan, Alex...etc etc...god knows how many of them exists) since you are all the same person...and it is reaaaally sad that you are laughing at yourself...you need therapy, gurlie...you really do...you talk so much shit for someone who hasnt even posted her own pic. It is like i am saying the same things over and over but they just dont get to you...what the fuck is wrong with you? I dont even think it is because you are only 16 but something must be wrong with your brain that you simply do not comrehend anything that is said to you. I tell you to fuck off but you just come back to talk to me as if we are best buddies who just had a fight. Do you come from an abusive family? When someone tells you to fuck off, it doesnt mean they are bonding with you. It just means fuck off and dont talk to me ever again. Are you like this in real life, too? God, you must drive everyone away with your obsessiveness and clinginess. You are a KID, and there is no winning with you. Now having said that, show your ugly ass face or shut the fuck up forever. LOL

Ms. Chubby cheeks :-)

oh here is something else. I have a relative in my family that used to be a cop and worked in the forensics branch...i might just have them find out your ISP and other people you claim you dont even know but is you...he legally has the right to do it since he is in law enforcement but not sure if he would bother with it for something petty like this...but hey, i am still gonna ask him...if i reveal you are all the same people, what are you gonna do? You'd be the buttjoke of the entire bastardly community and have more haters than you already have. Just disappear kid...and by that, i mean get a new nickname and shut the the fuck up until you make sense.

omega
omega

^^^

"Stop inviting the hornies to Turkey!"

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Oyropan
Oyropan

jeez,

wtf is happening here?

warning: Not all Turkish girls are attention whores like you've seen above.

Stop inviting the hornies to Turkey!

omega
omega

For example, Gisele (great model) had such a hard time making to the top because so many fashion people told her she had an ugly face.

But, now that is the world's richest, best, and most famous supermodel everyone thinks she is had a gorgeous face.

For some reason, people think being a model means you are automatically gorgeous and good at posing even though a lot models have the same facial expressions/poses.

I think she has an ok face but a great body.

I AM DONE WITH OBVIOUS EPIPHANY.

omega
omega

Its just like the 99 most desirable or the 100 Sexiest Lists.

Petra, Ale, Kate Beckinsale, and Miranda Kerr are middle of the list while Paris, Jessica simpson, halle berry, and Jennifer love hewitt place higher, which they don't deserve.

Which proves that being labeled actress, singer, or model automatically makes you gorgeous.

The lists should be changed to most recognizable or most famous because the truly gorgeous are in the middle of the list or not even on the list.

omega
omega

It is just like Selita and Izabel..........Both VS angels.

Selita looks like an alien sometimes and struts like a drunken baby.

Izabel sticks her butt all the time and wants the attention; she isn't very striking.

They are constantly crammed down our throats as gorgeous simply because they are VS angels. When in reality, if most people including me, passed them on the street, would not even give them a second look.

omega
omega

It is just like what #5 johndoes

There are plenty of girls with green eyes, black hair, tan skin, and full lips.

The difference between them and lima, is that lima is a VS angel.

These girls might even be prettier, but lima will be viewed as prettier or better simply because she is a VS model and seen at one of the prettiest woman.

omega
omega

@55

I can tell you wish you looked like lima because you wear coloring enhancing lenses and the way you pose. Part lima's beauty is that she is a VS model. That is what made people think she is so gorgeous.

@ the biggest bastard

You never told me to talk to you, that was damla 55.

You obvious have a lower IQ considering you can't even read the page.

I even said you were pretty, gave you a compliment and you snap at people.

What made people think and discover lima's beauty is that she is a VS model. I am sure there are a lot of gorgeous women, like yourself, that don't get the notariety because they are not a supermodel.

Alex
Alex

Haha, d55, your "friend" posted pictures of you, and they confirm everything I said -

You have a chipmunk-face! Haaaaaahhahhahahah!

prettykitty
prettykitty

178 - thats adriana, not alessandra.

Ms. Fufu
Ms. Fufu

Isnt she STILL a VIRGIN!!!!

If I am right, she said she WILL NEVER GIVE IT UP UNTIL SHE MARRIED!!!!..so I really doubt the tantric sex part..cos I believe her!!!!

redlips
redlips

OH MY GOOOOD, HER FINGERS ARE HUGE. LIKE HER FEET!

Mr. Prince
Mr. Prince

the other chick is waaaaaaaaaaay hotter...

aj
aj

tranny

rainman
rainman

she definitely looks better WITH makeup

artaban
artaban

she looks better after a crazy sex night :)

this guy owns you, bastards xD

cindylou
cindylou

she definitely looks better without makeup

chick
chick

*ucking tranny

Ali
Ali

Good Lord. You people need to get a chat room or something.

Mick Saggins
Mick Saggins

This bitch has a great body, but when it comes to the face (upclose, especially page 7) she looks very fucking ordinary. Hayden Panettiere blows this bitch out of the water. Flame on, cunts! :D

prettykitty
prettykitty

although I'm about 50 fucking years late, damla, you and your friend are hot. and i wanna see alex's pics.

d55
d55

well, i gotta go, my fellow bastards...but i gotta admit I have had a great convo...later

QLA
QLA

if i didn't know any better i'd think these bastards are more interested in YOU than Adriana & Ale

Bobbles
Bobbles

Yeah its pretty sad that people still act like that to this day. Damn ignorant.

d55
d55

QLA,

that is cuz i am hot like that haha