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192 comments
CATHY R.
CATHY R.

ALESSANDRA IS FUCKING UGLY. ALESSANDRA IS FUCKING FUGLY. ALESSANDRA IS FUCKING FAT.

MARTINTRUEX306655
MARTINTRUEX306655

#187, lmao, #140-143, #176-183, they got no fucking life at all... they are totall shitless heads

weird people
weird people

and why are you even butting in with your dumb theories.

weird people
weird people

zhara is an idiot.

you are so wrong and you just looks dumb assuming im omega.

there are many people on here you have fucked up writing or make mistakes, so we are all the same person, that is just a retarded theory to make.

about the broken english part, its not easy writing and speaking english perfectly when your first language was spanish.

george bush has made a lot of mistakes in his speeches and he grew up with only one language, whats his excuse?

beckham
beckham

MY GOD, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PERFECT WOMAN

Dat_DoOd
Dat_DoOd

#s140-143, #s176-183 ROTFLMFAO , you have got to be kidding me. N o l i f e . . .

j-sin
j-sin

I support Molly's statement.

Molly
Molly

@ Flake

I think they should make out.

Flake
Flake

This is crazy. Can't you 2 just kiss and make up?

d55
d55

174,

Probably the smartest post you have written so far.

"Damla i have nothing to say for you, you will never get it anyway."

No, I will get it once you make sense...but unfortunately, you havent so far.

d55
d55

161,

lol, yes I did. I do have a life but believe it or not, i look forward to arguing when someone starts shit with me. You should read my post to FLAKE if ya wanna get to know me better to see if I do indeed have a life haha

DAT_DOOD,

Bitch is your mother's name, bitch (oh, also yours) Arent you too cool to be here, you thug wanna-be?

d55
d55

you are an* ugly fattie*

d55
d55

"don’t twist my words.

I have modelled evening gowns and dresses and I have never said I was lima because of it so quit lying."

How am I twisting your words? You are twisting your own words. LOL. You need to read, bitch. READ! I said you said that you knew the what was going on in the fashion industry as a way of making people think you were a credible source when you made comments about Lima. Did I say you claimed you were Lima? Fucking idiot.

"I also know one of the people who work for VSFS making the costumes and putting/adjusting the outfits on the models themselves. I also know other people who model. I never said I was or knew lima." Let's say you know a few people...sooooooooooo? How does that make you a credible source?

"This just proves how little you know about fashion d55.

When a designer creates evening gowns they are only make the smallest sizes 0,2, and maybe 4 if you are lucky. So there are no plus sized models for evening gowns and cocktail dresses."

lmfao...lil I know about fashion...did I say I know a lot about fashion. Shit, you are the one that claims that. Lil girl, you are 16. Stop talking like you are a big designer or has worked with the biggest models or know what is going on behind closed doors. Just cuz you read a few articles here and there doesnt give you the right to tell people you know the real deal about fashion so they need to believe what comes out of your mouth. I dont know what brand gowns you modelled; i dont care...and yes, there are plus size gowns. I still think ou are a ugly, fattie...and I will continue to do so until you show who you are, ok? Now I am done arguing with you cuz you cant even read. Study hard, improve your reading skills, practice that tiny brain of yours, learn to talk like a mature 16 year old...and until you start to make sense, dont you ever try to talk to me again...cuz honestly, I am tired of saying the same things over and over.

d55
d55

"FYI d55, who claims to speak such perfect english, actually misspelled “opinion”

Hahahahahaha, I am sure i do spell words wrong here and there...but you? how about you? most of the time, you dont make no fucking sense (the fact that English is not my first language allows me to see what you try to say most of the time), use the wrong words and tenses...especially when you make fun of Lima saying she cant even speak English! and lastly, I brought up the fact that your English is shitty to show the patterns I saw between the posts written by you and your alter ego Oyropan.

d55
d55

Now, I gotta take care of Omega...but i gotta be honest her alter ego Oyropan can argue better, punctuate better so this one will be a little more difficult.

"THANKS OYROPAN"

why are you thanking yourself? sure, thats not you...let's say it is not, why are you thanking her? cuz she is siding with you? awww...

"In that first pic on d55 ebay page she said this about it:

“i was making a stupid face but turned out to be a very nice pic in my opnion”

I said that...my friend said pose like a horny, fat chick...so whats your point?

"Turns out she was trying to pose just like lima, but called it a “funny face”"

where the fuck do you get that from? thats your brain assuming that shit to be true...so how can you act like you just made a point given your assumption is just an assumption but not a proven fact? you stupid bitch.

"Wow, what a lie. There’s no telling what else she has lied about."

LMAO. Bitch, dont be so dramatic. I am not you.

"D55 relentlessly defends lima because she not only wants to be her, but in her own mind she is lima to an extent. Every time someone, usually me, bashes lima d55 takes it as a personal attack. Here’s why: she thinks she looks like lima {do you know you insult your precious lima when you compare yourself to her. You need to slap yourself when you do that}, she poses like lima {obvious in the first pic on her ebay page}, and has her friends calling her the “turkish lima.” When you attack lima it is like attacking d55 because in her mind she is a version of lima. d55 is very delusional.

Alright, this is exactly why i am fucking done arguing with you, you fucking cunt. You are a broken record. I said the same thing over and over but your bitch ass just doesnt register. You call Lima stupid? Have you seen you? Have your replies and posts seen by someone else, theyd fucking laugh at you. If I defended Lima cuz i thought i was her in my own mind, would I tell you to shut the fuck up when you put her down cuz she had no education? I have education! Would i tell you to shut the fuck up when you say she cant speak English properly? I speak English! Would I tell you to shut the fuck up when you bring up her smoking? I dont smoke! Would I have defended Ale a few times like I did when she was called ugly by jealous bitches when she is clearly not ugly? Turn on your tiny brain, you misreable bitch.

d55
d55

"i had never talked about the education of the models. You see your paranoia leads you into errors."

Ok, first of all, you need to learn when to use the word paranoia correctly. You just throw that word in there whether it makes sense or not. The reason why I said

"If any of you were given the chance to be a model, you would all drop out of school so fuck you for acting all high and mighty and trying to put someone down cuz they are good looking but didnt go to school.”

is because in your previous posts (as oyropan and/or omega), you constantly put down Lima for being stupid, retarded, uneducated, and not being able to speak English properly due to her so called low IQ and that she was lucky to be born pretty or else she would be a nothing, etc. That is your way of putting her down and making yourself feel better and the reason why you do that is because you are jealous of her. And i was saying if you were given the same opportunity at a young age (14-15 yrs old) with a promising modeling career, you would have done the same thing and dropped out of school so no need to act all high and mighty saying she is uneducated.

"They don’t need to be a genius to be good at modeling. I am 20 and this is my last year at the collage, i wouldn’t drop out of school, i’m graduating this year and i already made my career plan-disposing of this argument. "

good for you but let's hope you didnt spend all those years to be a lawyer or something that requires logical thinking to be able to make money. It would all be a shame, waste of time and $. You are 20 and almost done with school; of course, you wouldnt drop out of school. 1) 20 is too late to be a big model...and when i said what I said, I was talking about Lima, who had a big career ahead of her at the age of 15. Dont fucking sit there and tell me you wouldnt have dropped out of school at 14 knowing there was a good chance of you being able to make millions the easy way. 2) Even at 20, right now, as we speak, if they told you you had the potential to make it very big, you would not practice what you studied in college and do modelling instead. And dont you sit there and tell me no.

"You said you’re 24 and still creeping in the corridors of the university."

Another low blow only a teen can throw your way. I have a sister who just turned 20 and is also a senior so I dont know if you think you just impressed me. I didnt go to college right away...aaaaand? soooo? Now, that makes you better than me? Girl, stop with your low blows and develop self-esteem. You arent going to school for me or finishing school at 20 for me. You are pathetic. But seeing the way you argue, I cant help but wonder how you did it. I guess you must be academically smart but not really intelligent.

"Once your jealousy was shining through while you were talkin about kate moss, i don’t remember where it was but you were saying she is too short to be a model blah blah blah. Yeah, with a height like that she can do it, but no, you can not. Is this your problem? Confess it girl."

I dont know why you still argue with me. Then again, I dont know why i still reply to you knowing you cant argue for shit. Kate Moss is very short (5'4'' real height), very ugly, doesnt deserve the title "supermodel" and yet the second highest paid model in the world. It annoys me seeing someone like her making that much $ when there are better looking models than her (then again, it annoys me that models, actors, athletes even make that much money when they probably have the easiest jobs on the face of this planet but thats besides the point)...shit, those other models at least look like models. If I were mad and said the things I said about Moss simply cuz she was short and that i was jealous of her knowing i am taller but not a model, why would I say the same things about Gisele? She is taller than me but is ugly as fuck, has no waist and had a nose job done and have fake tits and yet the highest paid model in the world? Go, read my old posts on Gisele. You stupid bitch. Now, this is where you say BAMMMM!!!

"Yes, it’s obvious you are taking this shit too seriously, you wrote 4 long posts to respond mine. And still trying to respond each sentence with a passion."

I do.

"And me, i don’t read all of your comments, cuz you are cackling most of the time."

Bullshit. You read every comment of mine that I post on this site that you are talking about the things I said about Moss and other things that did not concern you.

"such a pole would result with damla’s victory.

Here is the reason:

She loves showing her body, she has too many asslickers and we know hornies love that kind of cheap girls etc."

Yeah, not cuz I can argue and make sense. Mari and Eve are girls. I highly doubt they are "licking" my ass cuz they are acouple of hornies drooling over my body and thats why they share the same opinions as me and find Omega psycho. So stop with your bullshit reasoning.

"btw i am not an attention whore, i don’t need anybody to agree with me. I don’t have to prove anything. God knows how stupid you are, well that’s enough for me."

yeah, yeah, yeaaaahhhhhh...blah blah blah with the god and all

"I wrote two long posts under ales pic which is not even about her. You can continue occupying too much space to feed your greed."

Hahahahahaha, so I shall do!

d55
d55

Flake,

Hahaha I gotta be honest with you but i thought you were better than that with your observations, saying I love my model with passion as a reason of my nonstop posts. There are a few people on here that call Lima uneducated, stupid, overrated, catholic brain washed chipmunk faced, etc etc. Do you see me attacking them? After all, it is their own opinions. But Omega is a psycho, who repeats the same things over and over and irritates the shit out of me. If she did the same thing about someone else and i got annoyed, i would do the same thing. However, she only does it with Lima. As soon as there is a Lima post, bitch gets on and doesnt shut the fuck up with her nonsense shit. Fuck, what is the point of saying the same things over and over? We fucking get it; you dont like Lima. Move the fuck on already. Yes, I AM very strong opinionated and will speak my mind regardless of the topic (let it be politics, let it be something as petty as this) so I dont really care if it is on the internet or in real life. I guess the fact that i wanted to be a lawyer kinda brings out my argumentative, confrontational side. Omega will just keep on posting whether she makes sense or not just to make us think she is not a pussy and that she will not be hushed no matter what...but part of arguing like an adult is to know when to shut the hell up when you are proven wrong.

Oyropan
Oyropan

i am offering an apology to whole bastardly comunity.

Last night i thought about it. Yeah, it's so stupid to take part in an argument on the internet. To attack someone because of her/his physical appearance is wrong too. I was out off the point.

My comments may seem full of hate and anger but I don't hate anybody here-yeah even Lima too hehehe

Anyway i got something to say for you omega, to carry on this argument is just so stupid. I experienced it. When someone try to attack you, don't flare up in anger. Just do your thing, say what you want to say but don't respond to any attack which is made against you. And If the subject is about adriana, please don't bring back alessandra. People got damn bored because of this comparison.

Damla i have nothing to say for you, you will never get it anyway.

But hey, thanks for your help. About teaching English of course.... That corrections saved my life....hehehe kidding.

and lokiman, please stop taking a side. You see the argument is not one-sided.

I'm leaving now and won't turn back, finals are waiting for me. You can start the celebrations right now.

PEACE Bastards

omega
omega

ultraskinnygirl

I like boney faces too; like Johnny Depp and Lance Armstrong.

MartinTruex623991
MartinTruex623991

omfg, shes so beautiful!!! but i am going a "straight heart-attack" from that

Dat_DoOd
Dat_DoOd

ROTFL @ #160 Matt...Hell naw that bitch has NO life.

Ale is a DUDE
Ale is a DUDE

If it looks like a dude and talks like a dude, IT'S A DUDE.

Mark
Mark

What a lovely man in drag.

Pamela Susan Morrison
Pamela Susan Morrison

Yeah,eva,if you wan't to see some extreme skinny people,click on the link @ number.52 here

eva
eva

whats the thing about her being thin???? she aint too skinny, she's just normal, and her thighs can use some reduction.but she's still gorgeous and very feminine no matter what you fat americans say from the minute someone doesnt have fatrolls hanging over their pants!

lokiman the epitome of bastard
lokiman the epitome of bastard

ultraskinnygirl, that comment (137) was meant for the faggy men that think she looks like a man. yeah, i'm declaring that "man" statement as gay. if you see masclinity in her your obviously gay. i said it

plus d55 and omega and/or Oyropan. please shut the fuck up now. it's just getting silly.

peace, ya bastards...

matt
matt

@ 140-143. did u actually write all that? do u have a life?

omega
omega

Flake

d55 claims her "friends" call her the "turkish lima"

she actually said that in a post

Flake
Flake

I'm getting bored of this but i can't help but read the comments.

I've never heard D55 say she looks like Lima and personally I don't think she looks anything like her. The hair, eyes and skin colour seem to be pretty much similar but it ends there judging by the d55 pics. The facial features and the bodies are different.

Pamela Susan Morrison
Pamela Susan Morrison

Hey,you guys,does it also say: "Suspicious Website" when you click on this page? It does on my computer,and is yellow..

QLA
QLA

dont get it twisted...it makes a very interesting read

QLA
QLA

HAHAHAHAHA!!! 154 comments on some old @$$ Ale pics. WTF?!?

omega
omega

Mari

you could say the very same about D55 except when I post I don't write my life's story, show pics, try to get attention, or write a freaking novel.

omega
omega

d55

don't twist my words.

I have modelled evening gowns and dresses and I have never said I was lima because of it so quit lying. I also know one of the people who work for VSFS making the costumes and putting/adjusting the outfits on the models themselves. I also know other people who model. I never said I was or knew lima.

This just proves how little you know about fashion d55.

When a designer creates evening gowns they are only make the smallest sizes 0,2, and maybe 4 if you are lucky. So there are no plus sized models for evening gowns and cocktail dresses.

Mari
Mari

Haha, dude, omega, do you even have a life on the weekends? You seriously post at every hour.

omega
omega

FYI d55, who claims to speak such perfect english, actually misspelled "opinion"

Every time someone, usually me, bashes lima d55 takes it as a personal attack.

Here's why: she thinks she looks like lima {do you know you insult your precious lima when you compare yourself to her. You need to slap yourself when you do that}, she poses like lima {obvious in the first pic on her ebay page}, and has her friends calling her the "turkish lima." When you attack lima it is like attacking d55 because in her mind she is a version of lima. d55 is very delusional.

omega
omega

THANKS OYROPAN

In that first pic on d55 ebay page she said this about it:

"i was making a stupid face but turned out to be a very nice pic in my opnion"

Turns out she was trying to pose just like lima, but called it a "funny face"

Wow, what a lie. There's no telling what else she has lied about.

D55 relentlessly defends lima because she not only wants to be her, but in her own mind she is lima to an extent.

Big Papi
Big Papi

holy shit......this is a loooong thread

Oyropan
Oyropan

"If any of you were given the chance to be a model, you would all drop out of school so fuck you for acting all high and mighty and trying to put someone down cuz they are good looking but didnt go to school."

i had never talked about the education of the models. You see your paranoia leads you into errors.

They don't need to be a genius to be good at modeling. I am 20 and this is my last year at the collage, i wouldn't drop out of school, i'm graduating this year and i already made my career plan-disposing of this argument.

You said you're 24 and still creeping in the corridors of the university. Once your jealousy was shining through while you were talkin about kate moss, i don't remember where it was but you were saying she is too short to be a model blah blah blah. Yeah, with a height like that she can do it, but no, you can not. Is this your problem? Confess it girl.

Yes, it's obvious you are taking this shit too seriously, you wrote 4 long posts to respond mine. And still trying to respond each sentence with a passion.

And me, i don't read all of your comments, cuz you are cackling most of the time.

and Flake,

such a pole would result with damla's victory.

Here is the reason:

She loves showing her body, she has too many asslickers and we know hornies love that kind of cheap girls etc.

btw i am not an attention whore, i don't need anybody to agree with me. I don't have to prove anything. God knows how stupid you are, well that's enough for me.

I wrote two long posts under ales pic which is not even about her. You can continue occupying too much space to feed your greed.

RepresentsYou
RepresentsYou

Internet fights are like the being in the Special Olympic, even if you win you're still retarded.

Flake
Flake

Oh and i don't think Moe would ever tell us who the ppl are that are using each others names coz he knows that will reduce the amount of comments.

Flake
Flake

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

Can we have a Bastardly poll on who wouold win between Omega and Damla?

I used to think everybody was picking on Omega until I started to read her comments and I used to think Damla55 was very opinionated and gobby. I still think the same but i have to admit, they both love their models with passion. WEIRD.

I know you're both crazy but it would be nice seeing them pissing each other off a lot more.

d55
d55

"You know what, i know the reason why you are selling some sh*ts on ebay. You want to show your body to everyone cuz you know non of the designers would want to work with a pigme like you which means you already missed the chance to show your body on magazines&television. That’s the only way you can pretend to be a model. You are desiring to imitate models. That’s it girl. I think the fact explains how loser you are."

hahahahahahahahah the most pathetic shit I have ever heard. Oh no, it is not cuz i am making 1000 bux sitting on my ass. Oh yeah, I really enjoy taking pix with a shitty camera and shaving my legs whenever i have to sell a pic? Yeah, thats why I tell my sister she should model instead...Kid, you dont know shit. You dont know anything. Speculate all you want if it makes you happy. Here again, your bitching about my looks. I am surprised you didnt read some of my older posts where "weird people" said i was very pretty and shouldbe a model. I have replied and said something like, "nah, i have other goals but it would have been really cool cuz it is easy money." and it still would be really cool cuz it IS easy money. You gotta stalk me more and read more posts before you assume shit. Who is the real loser, now? No need to share personal dreams and goals of you...i know you are sad like that but not me, not me.

"By attacking everyone who disagree with you, you are trying to put down the depression you are in. As the number of people who disagree with you increases, your paranoia gets worse and you start claiming everybody to be the same person. The world is turning around you. Yeah right."

LOL...nice diagnosis right there...with the whole depression comment and all. i think more people are agreeing with me the more I post. It is you and yourself (Oyropan) that is all alone here and that is the reason why your pathetic ass posts under many names...names I havent even seen before but for some reason, as soon as that new name shows up, they write posts to me...talking about things that only a person who has observed me for a while, not just one or two days could know about.

"You retarded, how many times do i have to tell you to take your meds before showing yourself here?" And you misreable teen, how many times have I told you to grow the fuck up before you try to argue?

"By the way, i won’t be shocked if any of your asslickers use my nickname to write stupid things the way they have done to omega before."

clearly, I have "asslickers" cuz they agree with me not with you or your alter ego...and that is because I make sense unlike you. Now, get the fuck out of here and put on your acne cream.

d55
d55

"I bet you wish Lima was your sister or sth. It would be easier to imitate her, wouldn’t it?"

You are on facebook and reading my comments on Lima. Yup, I wish she was my sister cuz she seems so fucking sweet and goofy. I am also the posessive type so if I really like something, I'd like to make it mine. Now, you know more about me...do you love me more?

"You and your pathetic friends are walking at home and imagining that you are walking the runway, aren’t you?"

This is the most pathetic shit I have ever heard. How do I even respond to that?

"You are full of ego. It’s obvious you hate yourself, and you think you are too short (5′ 8″) to be a model and i’m pretty sure you are jealous of your 5′ 10″ friend too- who is as cheesy as you. She said that she is posting your picture on some other websites too. Girl, you are exhibitionists- we already get it."

Why does my ego bother you so much? Hate myself? LOL Girl, you are so fucking jealous. Dont worry, your man wont ever meet me...or we wont ever be in the same room so you can relax. See you assume too much shit. How do I assume I am too short? 5'8'' is pretty tall for a girl and there are tons of models that are 5'8'" such as Ale. I wish I were 5'10'' (which i know you read from my other post that i wrote last night so stop acting like you can see right through me after having read the things I wrote) cuz I am a perfectionist and to me, 5'10'' is being perfect in height. It bothers you to see that I am a perfectionist cuz when you look at yourself in the mirror, you feel like shit...but i cant help it if your standards are way below mine. Here is another low blow that only a teenager can throw."jealous of my friend" Kid, we arent in high school anymore. Grow the fuck up. Why does it concern you what we do, where we post our pix? Are you my man? Bitch, are you my mom or my dad? Now, you are gonna try to control what i do and what i dont? who the fuck are you? You really have some serious guts to be typing like the way you do thinking you will have some type of effect on me. Here is what you are trying to do. You hate the way you look and cannot stand me because I most likely represent that pretty chick in your class men drool over, the uy you have a crush on...you know the chick you wished would go away so guys would recognize you, too. You are trying so hard to hurt my ego and self esteem but the more you try it, the more fuel you are giving me. If only you could see it from my point of view, you would just shut the hell up cuz you'd know how much better you make me feel about myself with your taking he time to write the things you do to me. Have you realized that majority of your posts have been about my looks? And here I am telling you straight up, but you still wont give up because you think no matter how much I tell you you dont affect me in the slightest, you think you must do to some extent so you just keep on coming back...talking about my looks again and again and again.