Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere Opens Car Door While Balancing TWO (2) Grande Starbucks Beverages!!

She should join the circus!!
“Come see the lil’ midget celebrity girl balance Starbucks beverages!!”

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megahornyman
megahornyman

WTFU w/Daisy? Stop wit da website crap you trollbot! HP jus' tryin' to strengthen her jaw muscles.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

Pam....anything that would cause Stumpy death is fine by me. be it a serious bout of anorexia, or, well, she eats until she explodes like that dude in The Meaning Of Life.

#13, Shiznack.... i dig season 7 if not just for Nathan Fillion's deranged preacher...i think my fav part of season 4 and the ONLY reason its tolerable is Spike's chip set LOL hes funny...plus the episode Pangs, when they have him tied to a chair....and buffy cuts that indian dude, and, he turns into a bear....and hes like...

"a bear....you made a bear!!"

"i didnt mean to"

"WELL UNDO IT!!! UNDO IT"!!!!!

that actually MIGHT be my all time funniest moment in Buffy.

hic...
hic...

haha jennyla bet me to it...

jennyla
jennyla

Also, she would not look good even if she did lose weight and go on a diet. If anything, she'll look even worse. She has really unfortunate bone structure.

jennyla
jennyla

You're never gonna grow if you keep drinking that coffee you unfertile little troll.

Pamela Susan Morrison
Pamela Susan Morrison

Hey,Phil,this is a stupid question..but would you like to see Hayden diet and to stop being Stumpy the wondertroll..lol..OR,would you just rather see her die?Die or diet?

The Shiznack
The Shiznack

phil u have put a huge grin on my face and its going to stay there everytime i see this bint from now on

i also thought the first half buffy season 7 was quite pants but season 4 is truly awful except that ep when giles turns into a demon

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Oh, I need a cigarette now.

That was beautiful.

I also need to take my shoe to the repair shop.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

caitie i did actually, and the dudes i work with didnt understand why i had such a huge smile on my face, and why i was having such a good time cutting the shit out of those trees.....

i actually was thinking about how over the chainsaw i might not be able to hear those screams, so, i was thinking that it would be awesome to actually mic her up with one of those head rig deals, and be kicking it out at 120 decibles from large speakers so i could hear her begging for mercy when i wasnt cutting, and her stumpy screams when i was....

oh man, i think im getting excited at the thought if watching her get cut up with a chainsaw....ive got that warm funny feeling in my tummy....so satisfying....

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Oh Phil, that's a hot visual.

Did you imagine the screams and the moans...

Oh, I just curled my toes so hard, I broke a strap.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

LOL Caitie said it pretty well today...

and for the record, i was cutting down dead pine trees today....and, yes i WAS pretending they were Stumpy The Wonder Troll's smug face,

never sweat so much before while using a chainsaw.

MisterMind
MisterMind

Put this one in the "who gives a shit" pile.

This girl is AVERAGE looking at best.

johny rotten
johny rotten

you know what would be awesome?

if she pulled the top of that coffee cup with her teeth and spilled it and started crying and if the paparazzos took pics of that

caitie harmful
caitie harmful

Ok, that's enough of the AIDS petri dish right here....

davige101
davige101

Leave her alone! Can't you see she is trying to get over her obvious Starbucks addiction, two large grande's at a time?

dualmeister
dualmeister

So now she has a Lexus and Porsche Cayenne ? Two good reasons to date here right there!

SomeDewd
SomeDewd

Those cups are actually the size of shot glasses.