Monthly Archives: February 2008

Arielle Kebbel’s Sexy Legs Brings The Afternoon Links!

BASTARDLY ACCOUNTS! RECENT COMMENTS! OH MY GOD!
We’re switching over to the new version of our site (which actually looks very similar to our current version), so there might be some turbulence along the way. We’ve tried this move about 18 times within the past year, but we’re convinced the 19th attempt will work like a charm! Wish us luck, damn it!!

– Hilary Duff And Yuna Ito Will Make You Hungry! [HollywoodTuna]
– Inmates Do Soulja Boy and Hammer [CO-ED Magazine]
– Gemma Ward Looks Like a Wreck [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Lauren Conrad Filming The Hills [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Mischa Barton in L.A. [Celebslam]
– Mariah Carey… oh the excitement [The Bastardly Society]

– Verwend nest [Flabber]
– The Wino has been offered $1 million [Dlisted]
– Rihanna wants bigger boobs [Tasteful Celebs]
– Kelly Osbourne looks like she had too much to drink [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Justin Timberlake’s 70s pr0n star look in “The Love Guru” [Cele|bitchy]

– Natalie Portman Sexes Up Letterman [CityRag]
– Bye Bye Robbie Carrico . . . and Your Wig [Fatback Media]
– More Reasons to Hate Tom Brady [DerekHail]
– Brad Pitt debuted a new high and tight haircut [Celeb Warship]
– Sexiest Action Movie Babe Topless Scenes [Uber]

– Bijou Phillips Bikini Malfunction Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Amanda Beard does the bikini [The Blemish]
– New Iron Man Trailer Rules! [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And, have you guys heard the hottest podcast on the Internet? It’s done by fellow Bastard, Mr. Phillip McCracken. The NY Times calls him a podcast genius. This week Phil talks about Jamie Lynn & fucking Stacy Keibler…enjoy. Hear the full podcast here.

Tamsin Egerton – InStyle Magazine, UK Edition

From the Wikipedia:

Tamsin Egerton (born 26 November 1988) is a British actress and model, born in Hampshire, England, best known for her roles of Chelsea Parker in the 2007 film St Trinian’s and Holly Goodfellow in Keeping Mum. In 2007, Egerton was voted tenth of the one hundred most beautiful faces in the world, by IndependentCritics.com.[1]

She most recently starred in the British comedy Keeping Mum (2005) as Holly Goodfellow, a critically-acclaimed role that sparked some controversy because Eggerton was filmed topless at age 16[2]. She later appeared as Sarah in Driving Lessons (2006). She was to appear as Katrina in Eragon, but the scenes which she featured in were removed from the final cut.[3]

Egerton starred as Princess Elenora in the TV children’s series Sir Gadabout: The Worst Knight in the Land. In 2001, she starred as the “young” Morgaine in the TV mini series The Mists of Avalon.

She will next work on the ITV series The Abbey.

Bastardly Breaking News!! Gabrielle Union Nearly Mauled By Gulls During Bikini Photoshoot!


These were snapped in Miami. And yes, she survived.

Daddy’s Little Girl!

Gabrielle Union’s trademark smile and irresistible dimples make her a household favorite. She has shown great range in her acting abilities through numerous roles in movies. From just looking on the surface, one could not imagine the personal tragedies that this beautiful actress has suffered through in her youth.
Her life appears to be pristine. She fell into the movie business and has displayed a staying power that is unusual for most actresses. One of her most recent roles was in the Tyler Perry “Daddy’s Little Girls.” [The Statesman]

Does Aishwarya Rai Look Fat in this Blue Sari?

Aishwarya asked to shed 6 kg for ‘Robot’ role

Robot director Shankar has asked Aishwarya Rai to shed 6 kg weight to be in shape for her role in the Sci-fi film that also stars Rajnikanth.

But that is not the news. The real news is that Aishwarya has already started to loose the weight, through gymming and dieting, ending recent tabloid speculation that she is pregnant and has withdrawn from the film. [SAWF]

Deepika Padukone: Bastardly’s Spicy Indian Buffet Item of The Week

And the Wiki says…

Deepika Padukone (Kannada), born January 5, 1986) is an Indian model turned actress.
In 2006, Padukone made her cinematic debut in the Kannada film, Aishwarya. She later made a successful Bollywood debut in 2007 with Farah Khan’s Om Shanti Om opposite Shahrukh Khan. Her performance of a 1970s superstar Shantipriya, and later as Sandy won her great reviews.
Padukone is currently working on Priyadarshan’s next film Pirate and Siddharth Anand’s Next. She has also been signed to play the female lead in Nikhil Advani’s Chandni Chowk To China opposite Akshay Kumar. deepika first love was the charming kishan vagadia from the town of walsall. [Wiki]

Gisele Bundchen Wears Tin Foil & Tom Brady To Wear CK Underwear

Tom Brady’s using his fashion industry network (mainly Gisele) to hook up w/ CK Undies…

Gisele Bundchen’s boyfriend Tom Brady is reportedly in talks to strip off as a new Calvin Klein model.
Sources say the company wants the American football star to take on the competition – including David Beckham.
An insider told a US newspaper: “They are confident that Brady will blow the competition out of the water.” [ShowBiz Spy]

Natalie Portman Signs Autographs With Blue Sharpie!

How utterly cool is Natalie Portman?

Natalie Portman may lose her noggin in “The Other Boleyn Girl,” but in real life the 26-year-old has a very good head on her shoulders. In fact, Portman’s doing such a bang-up job of handling international celebrity that it makes her underwear-eschewing, publicly-melting-down peers look even more ridiculous when they try to blame their foibles on the media or the paparazzi.

In an age of starlets gone wild — and the pursuit of same by the insatiable scandal-sheet press corps — Portman has risen to the top of her profession with smarts and class. Even if all of her film choices weren’t the greatest — anybody remember “Where the Heart Is”? — she’s hit upon a winning formula for playing the fame game, and her peers would do well to follow her lead.

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Sophie Anderton @ Fate Awards in Belfast Northern Ireland

Is Sophie Engaged?

Well, this is an unexpected yet thrilling turn of affairs.
Fresh from rehab following a damaging expose…
Sophie Anderton may be turning her life around by getting engaged to her property developer boyfriend Ed Buxton.
The model was spotted out and about with Ed in Belfast this weekend, sporting a sparkling marquis cut diamond ring.
If indeed this spells a proposal, it’s the latest step in recovery for Sophie, who sought help after being publicly humiliated late last year.
In an undercover operation, a News Of The World reporter filmed Sophie taking cocaine and alleged that she offered him sex for £10,000 at a flat in London. [Sky Showbiz]

Cheryl Tweedy Flew Virgin Atlantic Out Of LAX!

Cheryl Cole’s Tweedy return

Cheryl Cole has reverted back to her maiden name.

The Girls Aloud beauty – who was left devastated by claims her soccer star husband Ashley cheated on her with several women – was met by a limousine driver holding a sign with her former surname, Tweedy, when she arrived at Los Angeles airport over the weekend.

Friends say it is the clearest indication yet that Cheryl has decided to end her 19-month marriage.

One said: “She’s always been proud to have the surname Cole as she thought it showed her dedication and loyalty to Ashley. Now she’s changed back to Tweedy, it shows she’s keen to regain her status as a single woman.”

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Bastardly Lady of the Day – Monica


Monica writes:

Hi guys @ Bastardly. How’s it going? I’m Monica, 22 years old, from New Jersey.

I feel Bastardly and I want the distinction of “Bastardly Lady of the Day”.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Erm.. Scarlett Johansson, she’s a Goddess. Oh yes!.

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my boobs. A lot. They’re my pride.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ahh, that’s a lot of money.. But, nah!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Erm.. No. I don’t really think I look like any celeb.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I liked Cassie, sexy girl.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m smart, and sexy.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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