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Bastardly Lady of the Day – Chelsea

Chelsea writes:

Hey bastards! Sending this through my boyfriend’s email really quick, we both think I have what it takes to be a BLOTD! I think I’m hotter than most of these bitches!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Victoria Beckham

Do you like your boobs?
They could be bigger.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Yes, I would!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No. :(

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I think Madeline cheated with her pictures, so she’s my least favorite!

What makes you Bastardly?
No idea, let me know.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Emma Leeee
Emma Leeee

she's really cute/pretty... but her confidence comes off a little vain.. but that might just be because it's the internet, or she's trying to be funny.

all and all, i think she's one of the better BLOTDs.

nancy
nancy

Slightly cute...not cute enough to even think she's "hotter than most of these bitches"

Megan
Megan

also #50 isn't me.

Megan
Megan

Not buying it. I bet you've been come home from Brothers drunk off your ass & fucked by your dog. ;( Bad news bears.

ninja
ninja

imagine settling for her...when you can give the gift of single parent welfare...

murpy
murpy

who's this ugly idiot?

Megan
Megan

very cute dog!

huck
huck

i just wasted 2 minutes of my life...

NewYorkGiantsFan8569
NewYorkGiantsFan8569

100% cute face, 367% boring side.... an thoses picture are from summer 2007

hermione_q
hermione_q

So boring I could weep.

Distictly below average.

moneyshot
moneyshot

the faces are stupid but she's cute as hell. however we need a minimum requirement for the pics that these broads submit... where's the body shots for fucks sake?!

prettykitty
prettykitty

UGH THOSE FUCKING FACES

ps - no one can tell what you look like when you do that, so your opinion regarding your looks is completely null and void.

jennyla
jennyla

I like that you chose Victoria Beckham. 4 stars. I like your eyes 1 star. Take away 3 for having not much of a body at all and 2 stars it is. Yes. 2 stars. You must do some things to your boyfriend that nobody has ever done before or else he wouldn't be saying that shit.

Gabriella
Gabriella

she's really cute, but she doesn't quite get the 4th star for me because of the "i'm hotter than most of these bitches" comment. even if you know you're gorgeous, don't be so fucking vain.

lvcarguy
lvcarguy

she gets a lot of credit from me for hating the fake model bitch too. so I wold have to say she is my favorite right now.

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

Cute. She looks like a mixture of guidette and "bro" chick. Both happen to be my type so I approve of her.

Alex
Alex

I agree w/ all the "Default American" comments - if I met this girl and hung out with her all day, I'd still forget her about 5 minutes later.

She looks exactly like every other slutty, fake-tanned, short-shorts-wearing American teenager.

NEXT!! (Also, she has a dog-face.)

Larry B.
Larry B.

Cute, but there are literally thousands of girls that look exactly like her across america.

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

WOW!!! you actually had me going until I saw pic 2..................WTF!!!!!!! Leave your DOGS AND BITCHES out of pics!!!!!!!!!!! and those faces.......OMG!!!!! you are REALLY RETARDED!!!!!!!!! next BLOTD please!!!!!!!

Doug
Doug

Worthless skanky cunt #325561654!!!!

Sean
Sean

You are middle of the pack for BLOTD, which isn't saying much.

forgot the lube
forgot the lube

hmm, she either looks startled or puckered... perhaps photos were taken at the exact moment her BF stuck it in her butt.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Not ugly, but definitely the type of girl you see at any mall.

When are girls going to realize that the trout pout DOES NOT make you sexy?

d55
d55

"I think I’m hotter than most of these bitches!"

Are you fucking kidding me? Girl, you need some reality check...your face is so wrong on so many levels; I dont even know where so start.

Mod
Mod

I hope #4 doesn't mind me citing his words:

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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

Victoria Beckham

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

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Seriously, WTF!?

Sparks
Sparks

Some dumb broad. Here's some advice only u and your bf think that silly faces are cute. The 99.9% rest of the population who dont know you and couldnt careless if you died tommorrow think that you look like a dumbass bitch incapable of taking a decent photo.

tonka
tonka

A name like Chelsea.......................gotta be a hottie

Schroedinger's Cat
Schroedinger's Cat

I am in a Villa at the Bellagio with your $3M. Ask the concierge to take you to see Mr. Cat. Leave your dog and underwear at home. I'm waiting....

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Nice bod but I guess she's making funny faces for a reason.

slutterNutter
slutterNutter

Stupid MySpace has turned all you fucking women into wanna be trout pouty idiots.

Be original for christ sake. Come on, Hello Kitty? What are you, 13???

You had potential, but the pictures chosen are horrible.

jim gack
jim gack

She's pretty cute but it's basically just some pictures off her Facebook page. They're interchangable with a million other pictures. Cute but boring.

babygirl
babygirl

BORING.AND THAT DOG IS CUTER THAN SHE IS

E. Normous Johnson
E. Normous Johnson

I've heard a lot of girls will put peanut butter on their you know what and have the dog lick it off. That true?

Richard Schlichting (Shit-King) aka Michael Keaton
Richard Schlichting (Shit-King) aka Michael Keaton

You're cute in a regular, Long Island chick kind of way. Madeline Cheated, but at least we know what she actually looked like.....Not quite sure here.....

Also....Lead your dog...don't let it lead you....You will find that if you keep the dog behind you that eventually he or she will stop pulling. Lead from the moment you take the dog out the door. You go first.

I give you a 3 cause your my cute, but the Victoria Beckham (dead fish) comment and the mention of your boyfriend kept me from giving you a 4.

AKUMA
AKUMA

Sorry vanilla mayonnaise BORING & nothing special.

Manolo
Manolo

Sent through my boyfriends emai, haha, right. More like a dude sent them to figure out if he should go out with the chick, depending on the feedback. Well, don't. Save yourself some pain. Too late? Sorry dude, there's always hooters, or hookers.

Nicks
Nicks

Oh and yes, I agree with what you are implying on page 2. I would like to punch you for making that face!

Sack
Sack

I call new rule: Any more stupid, retarded, crackhead, dumbass pucker lips...AUTOMATIC RETARD

Peetee
Peetee

You chose Victoria fucking Beckham!?

Big turn off.

ACE
ACE

Is this a joke? No pics with animals or dudes in it should be posted.

Dick Chestnut
Dick Chestnut

Can you make one normal face in your pictures, or this that your normal face?