Did Petra Nemcova & Sean Penn Hook Up After The Oscars?

What the fuck is Petra Nemcova smoking?!

I hope Sean Penn made a huge ass donation to Petra’s foundation to be sitting where he’s sitting. If what looks to be going down is actually going down, this is truly a sad-sad day in Bastardly History.

Let’s have a Bastardly Moment of Silence for the bullshit that is before us. Then again, on the bright side of things, if Petra’s willing to spread her legs for Sean Penn, then I’m pretty sure Jackson & I have a decent chance @ her bod, as well…(at least in theory).

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beautifuldreamer
beautifuldreamer

Looks like a hook up made in Hollyweird heaven to me. She from a previous Communist ruled Czechoslavakia, he a Dictator-loving, America-hating Leftist nincompoop!

Jenna Mitchell
Jenna Mitchell

As the saying goes: There's no fool like an old fool.

Fucked Up World
Fucked Up World

Petra is hot and she gave me long hard boners during her modeling years and I would eat chocolate strawberries out of her vagina any day of the week. As for this new gossip, It's pretty gross if Petra's whamming Sean Penn, who could be her uncle given his age, but why the fuck is it our business. America is too fucking obsessed with this celebrity couple krapp. He's a good actor, She's a hot model (or was).

Fucked Up World
Fucked Up World

Petra's hot and she gave me long hard boners during her peak modelling years and I would eat chocolate strawberries from her vagina any day, Pretty gross if she is dating Sean Penn but why the fuck is that our problem. America is too obsessed with this celebrity couple krapp. Who gives a fuck.

Larry B.
Larry B.

Sean Penn always looks drunk.

One comment to end them all
One comment to end them all

Yay! Petra!! Once again, so HAWT!!! OWWW!!!

Shame old wrinkle-face spoils some of the pics, but still: Petraaaaaah!! Cute!

megahornyman
megahornyman

#26 true - fuck off get your website shit outta here you piece of crap.

true
true

It is not true because i saw Penn on "W ealthyR omance. com" last week. He has a crush on beautiful young women on that site, according to a reporter.

quinton
quinton

How lucky is Sean Penn and how hot is Petra Nemcova?

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

He wasn't so happy to be photographed back when he was with Madonna. Maybe he realizes he's at an age where he's lucky any woman still finds him attractive and needs to prove it.

x
x

damn right, sean penn kicks ass. pound that pussy

Jackie Flannery
Jackie Flannery

I'd give another $5000 to her foundation if I can smell Sean's fingers now.

Robin Wright = still hawt

It's all good.
It's all good.

No, she was better than them BEFORE. no longer, but still hot.

Mark
Mark

Petra is selling herself.

Well, she may be kind of pretty, but she is so boring.

I would prefer a hot and "anorexic" supermodel like Alessandra Ambrosio or Adriana Lima anyday.

MadRabbit
MadRabbit

WTF is wrong with Petra? Check out the movies "Forrest Gump" and "State of Grace" (the film where he met his soon to be ex-wife Robin Wright). She was about Petra's age when she made those films. There is a definate resemblance between Petra and Robin Wright when she was Petra's age. I feel bad for Robin Wright - she was in a difficult marriage to Sean Penn (there is nore than enough stories on the Web), only to see her husband dump her for a younger her (Petra).

Man, Petra is dumber than I thought. Can't she see what Penn sees in her? I had respect for her because of her charity work, but now I'm glad I never contributed to her Happy Hearts Fund.

It's all good.
It's all good.

Petra could never be a real supermodel beacuse she is not an anorexic twig who weighs around 65 pounds, but she is a real woman because is hot and does not surrender to commercial trends and starve herself, good for her. Like I said earlier, I'd fucking rail her all night long.

junglegirl
junglegirl

Ill fitting and ugly all around dress, well at least it's not that white one she wears all the time.

Dave
Dave

Since Petra could never be a real supermodel, now she is trying to be famous no matter what.

Disgusting! Just disgusting!

She is cheap.

Molly
Molly

Page 9...yuck.

Fucking bastard
Fucking bastard

Odd couple. She can do much better than him and he needs to grow up and find a woman his age who he can actually have a conversation with.

Nice arm candy, though. She's hotttt

EvilSamurai
EvilSamurai

Sean Penn > Robin Williams acting wise as Sean Penn was never in Jack.

It's all good.
It's all good.

Petra's lookin' good. I'd slam her. Sean Penn is a little old for her though.

Made in Japan
Made in Japan

RE: Pic #1

When did Sean turn into Robin Williams?

Mundo
Mundo

He looks like a dork..but I gotta admit he is a good actor, for what I've seen.

Marco
Marco

Nice dress. Looks cute as usual.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Sean is a punk. Now he's an old punk.

jerseydawg
jerseydawg

This asshole is such a fucking jerk-off. Good director though.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

ACTING - Sean IS a bad ass..........

Politics - Sean is a dumb@##

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

She's hot.

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Frickster
Frickster

If they ever need to give the human race an enema, I think they should stick the nozzle in this guy...

johny rotten
johny rotten

heyyyyyyy

whats wrong with sean?

hes a badass.