Bastardly Lady of the Day – Monica


Monica writes:

Hi guys @ Bastardly. How’s it going? I’m Monica, 22 years old, from New Jersey.

I feel Bastardly and I want the distinction of “Bastardly Lady of the Day”.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Erm.. Scarlett Johansson, she’s a Goddess. Oh yes!.

Do you like your boobs?
Yeah, I love my boobs. A lot. They’re my pride.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Ahh, that’s a lot of money.. But, nah!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Erm.. No. I don’t really think I look like any celeb.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I liked Cassie, sexy girl.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m smart, and sexy.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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whoah
whoah

the last picture on page 6 says it all

Hallery
Hallery

#138, Is that you, Douche Baggery? Did I mention that it's going to be an all nude themed web site? Ya, I am just trying to come up with a name.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Pamela...If you read this...You were banned from the forum, because you are a psycho. Pinchy would kick your ass and I'd back her up, and so would everyone in the forum, so get a life and get over yourself.

You suck....You have a one track mind....And that is why you keep getting caught.

Sophia
Sophia

I want to see what the rest of the body looks like damnit!

I don't like your hair or your tattoos, but those boobs will do!

Big Papi
Big Papi

Nasty looking hair. I bet it feels all dry and color damaged like straw when you run your fingers through it. The eyebrows suck....lay off the fucking tweezers, and let the salon do it for you.

Shitty webcam pics...all of them look the fucking same. Quit doing the stupid lip pucker pose. That doesn't turn anyone on. Makes me want to punch you in the face. No full body shots, obviously hiding a gunt and shitty lower body. The tits are nothing spectacular. I've seen better tits on better looking women. And yes, I've fucked better whores than this one. If I woke up next to this one, I would feel ashamed. Leave her a bogus cell phone number, and never tell my friends about this one.

You are not sexy. You're a conceited Jersey pig. Your NYC privileges have been revoked.

Yeah, and she won't fuck an old guy for 3mil. Ask that one again when she moves out of her parents' house.

Willa
Willa

Sure she's got big can but so what? They aren't nice perky ones like Keeley's they're fat and too soft and saggy like a fat chick's... Which this hoe actually is... And yes she looks good from the "above" camera angle, but you just KNOW that she's hiding a really ugly front-on mug...

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

let me also say this about a Bastardly Man Of The Day....id suggest that most of the men that post here are 300 pound virgins living in their parents basements....do the women that come here REALLY want to see that?

id suggest that while some of the women here arent the BEST looking, the ugliness factor in the men that visit this site is WAY higher....

as for me, you can see my pictures ANYTIME by visiting my MySpace.

www.myspace.com/phillipmccracken

Sandy
Sandy

You look like Travis Baker's ex-wife, Shanna Moakler? Hope you don't feel too bad after all these comments! And yes there are just as many girls visiting this site as there are guys, we need more man candy!

magicnotes
magicnotes

Hallery, a Bastardly Man of the Day is an awesome idea!

AGREE

DJ Cobra
DJ Cobra

Trashy...Awful tattoo...Ugly face...NOT...

pms
pms

as to the hoe pictured above, platinum blonde doesn't look good on anyone except if you're name is barbie, and seeing as how yours is pig...then no!

pms
pms

@ 6 "clearance angels jeans" that's some funny shit

T - formally known as TRACY
T - formally known as TRACY

hahaha Pam, did somebody not eat again, what a surprise... and what the fuck is a NATZY I know what a NAZI is but I have no idea what a NATZY is..

Mundo
Mundo

Ok...I just got one thing to say....Man does not live by tits alone....so show some ass too..unless it's not worth seeing. then you are excused...Next.

Jared Jeffrey
Jared Jeffrey

This ugly bitch is extremely overweight and her hair is hideous. It is completely fried. Can you imagine the extreme amounts of crap that tumble out of her enormous ass cheeks. If I hit a deer with my car, that would do less damage than her. Honey, keep food away from your mouth. Wear a sign around your neck that says "Don't feed the animals".

Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl
Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl

MR.PINCHY I HOPE YOU SEE THIS SLUT,I BET YOUR COOCH REEKS,I WILL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF,AND THE REST OF THE NATZY FORUM!!!!

Nate-D
Nate-D

Nah bitch WV, may technically be the south, but, It's not the "south"

jennyla
jennyla

Your face is ugly and you just look like a fat girl. Nothing else. Oh and nice boobs.

Richard Schlichting (Shit-King)
Richard Schlichting (Shit-King)

Actually WV technically is the south. Baltimore is considered the first southern city....WV is below the Mason-Dixon Line from what I remember.

Nate-D
Nate-D

I hope you die on the way!:-)

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Nate don't be upset I'll fuck your hot mom if that will prove my manhood. You just have to roll her in the flour so I can find the wet spot. I'd like t stay & piss u off longer but I have to go,the buffet at the Hungry Heifer is only till 6pm. Hugs & kisses Pam. You too Nate boy.

Nate-D
Nate-D

they're the only good thing,but, they really might not look that good. all we are getting is the cleavage view, i'd like to see them in a bikini!

Nate-D
Nate-D

west virgina isn't the fuckin south, fuck boy. and i'm just honest, my moms not fat, whats wrong with that. and i am a homophobe, fag, so fuck off!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Opinions are like assholes,everyone has one. Some just stink more than others.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Nate , gay is just a state of mind,homophobe. And dude,talking about how hot your mom is really scares me,are you by chance from West Virginia. Cause cuzin luvin ain't frowned upon down south.

Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl
Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl

But,Buck Nasty,I was not the only one to say that..why don't you diss the other people on here??

kiddie
kiddie

WWW.NEOPETS.COM SHE HAS A LIMITED EDITION NEOPET TATTOOED TO HER ARM!! LLOOLL WAT A LOSER

Nate-D
Nate-D

i have a pretty hot mom, actually. I hated it as a kid cause i had to hear it every fuckin day. and really Buck, you're probably gay, or at least your comments are!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Nate that's not true,I haven't taken your mom out in a while.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Did I mention she has some major league sweater meat.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Pamela nobody is perfect,learn that & learn life. So if you do actually shit, I'm sure it dosent smell like ice cream. Tofu maybe.

kiddie
kiddie

WHY DO YOU HAVE A NEOPET TATTOO? NEOPETS??? LLOOLL GROW UP

Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl
Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl

They didn't like me for me,and not for being someone else. God. It's not like THEY are so perfect,ya know??

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

If it wasn't for all the sh*t in the background, I'd swear these pics were taken at an ATM. I get the feeling that this girl loves her boobs a lot more than the rest of the world does.

Nate-D
Nate-D

Fuck being a good girl, or nice, or any of that other bullshit, be bastardly! hahaha cut me a check....

Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl
Pamela/aka Ultraskinnygirl

The Forum people are just MEAN and spiteful. Jeeze. I try to come back as a good girl, and you shut me out. Fkn bastards.

Nate-D
Nate-D

He's just talkin shit cause he has to fuck fat bitches all of the time......Fuckem!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

#94...me too that fucking bullshit about NOT fucking ANYONE for 3 million bucks? yeah TOTAL fucking lie.

why do people have to lie so blatently, especially when id suggest that 99% of all people can think of at LEAST one sexual partner they TOTALLY regret...

so youd fuck some nasty dude from a bar, or some fat 300 pound skank....but offered 3 mil to have basically a REGRETABLE sexual experiance...

PLEASE cut the shit.

Hallery
Hallery

DIna, Let's start our own website...

Nate-D
Nate-D

If i posted, i would put up 12 pics of my dick, all of the same angle, and i bet i get better responses than this bitch!

Dina
Dina

Hallery, a Bastardly Man of the Day is an awesome idea! All of these men get to rip us women apart and it'll be fun to return the favor. Haha.

Eric
Eric

I grow tired of these chicks lying about the grandpa question. Please, someone piles $3M in front of you, and you say "no"? Highly unlikely.

Then again, Sweet Rack!

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Pamela,go have a Five Guys double burger & shut your anorexic ass up. Some has the bad luck of fucking you all they here is bones cracking.