Bastardly Fashion Rating: Danielle Lloyd @ Fate Awards in Belfast Northern Ireland


To everyone’s surprise, Danielle Lloyd recently brokeup with her longtime (all 3 weeks!) suggad–i mean—boyfriend, Jermain Defoe. When I told Jackson about it, he literally broke down and then proceeded to look for airline tickets to London.

Luckily no flights were booked b/c Dani was already seen making out w/ some random dude in front of a club over the weekend. The bitch needs to keep her legs closed for at least one weekend, but then again, I guess some dude got luck w/ Danielle Lloyd Rebound Sex. How can you go wrong w/ that (assuming you’ve triple bagged your goods).

Read more about the tragic breakup over here.

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10 comments
smithy
smithy

Super slapper!! it's out making sure it remains the UKs #1 slapper!

Smacky
Smacky

liking this look on her

Pak31
Pak31

She looks horrible with makeup, as strange as that sounds. She looks 100 years old.

ACE
ACE

Too much make up and she looks like Drew Barrymore in the pic where she is blowing the kiss.

A woman with legs like her should not wear black stockings. Please show them off and give us all a treat.

joemama2498
joemama2498

She's got a huge bladder.

I'd still hit it 6 ways from Sunday.

bling
bling

lol shes ok, shes got a pretty face