Bastardly Fashion Rating: Danielle Lloyd @ Fate Awards in Belfast Northern Ireland

To everyone’s surprise, Danielle Lloyd recently brokeup with her longtime (all 3 weeks!) suggad–i mean—boyfriend, Jermain Defoe. When I told Jackson about it, he literally broke down and then proceeded to look for airline tickets to London.

Luckily no flights were booked b/c Dani was already seen making out w/ some random dude in front of a club over the weekend. The bitch needs to keep her legs closed for at least one weekend, but then again, I guess some dude got luck w/ Danielle Lloyd Rebound Sex. How can you go wrong w/ that (assuming you’ve triple bagged your goods).

Read more about the tragic breakup over here.