Paris Hilton Might Be Having Sex With A Buddhist Monk

…Or a homeless dude pretending to be a Buddhist Monk

HILTON DESPERATE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Socialite Paris Hilton is urging the media to publicize all the work she does for charity, in a desperate bid to avoid further ridicule in the press.

Hilton has posed topless for the current February issue of 944 magazine, and revealed in the accompanying interview her desire to be taken seriously, reports the New York Daily News. [SF Chronicle]

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d554
d554

hhahahahahahahahah @ the captions...hilarious

Kill Perez
Kill Perez

"Paris, my child....it is my desire that you kneel before me and drink of my wisdom. Only then, shall you be enlightened."

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

A monk hanging out with Paris Hilton? Where is this world going to?!

Hallery
Hallery

That caption is so funny! That monk guy looks like he's in pain!

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

The first and last picture says everything...This poor guy have been emotionally damaged by this woman. 7 years of no speaking all done with one purchase of a Snow baby snow globe.